Topic: Random Puns (Read 430497 times)

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #250 on:** 15 Oct 2014, 20:50 »

We were out at dinner.

My wife: "What kind of naan is that?"
Me: "Keema. (beat). Maybe it will make me feel better."

She got it.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #251 on:** 15 Oct 2014, 22:16 »

I...don't?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #252 on:** 15 Oct 2014, 23:10 »

Keema therapy.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #253 on:** 16 Oct 2014, 00:41 »

Cycling is especially fun during the dog days of summer.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #254 on:** 16 Oct 2014, 20:38 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 15 Oct 2014, 23:10

Keema therapy.

Oh.

(pause)

Wait...WHAT?

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #255 on:** 17 Oct 2014, 08:55 »

Sounds like 'chemotherapy'.

EDIT: ...oh. I hope I'm reading too much into this joke.

snarkyone · « **Reply #256 on:** 17 Oct 2014, 23:03 »

Carl-E · « **Reply #257 on:** 18 Oct 2014, 08:54 »

I thought Claire was a redhead!

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #258 on:** 18 Oct 2014, 09:44 »

It's ClaireDoge!

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #259 on:** 18 Oct 2014, 14:09 »

Ebola? I hear they're casting him as the star for the remake of Hemmoragic Saturday Night Fever.

K1dmor · « **Reply #260 on:** 18 Oct 2014, 17:05 »

Quote from: Neko_Ali on 18 Oct 2014, 09:44

It's ClaireDoge!

(click to show/hide)

snarkyone · « **Reply #261 on:** 18 Oct 2014, 17:27 »

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #262 on:** 18 Oct 2014, 21:01 »

It's perfect.

Carl-E · « **Reply #263 on:** 19 Oct 2014, 00:22 »

I can't stop giggling!

Thank you!

Method of Madness · « **Reply #264 on:** 19 Oct 2014, 18:18 »

Quote from: Pilchard123 on 17 Oct 2014, 08:55

EDIT: ...oh. I hope I'm reading too much into this joke.

Me too, hence my reaction

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #265 on:** 19 Oct 2014, 21:39 »

Can anyone supply a Clairedoge GIF that looks good at emoticon size?

K1dmor · « **Reply #266 on:** 19 Oct 2014, 22:01 »

Maybe someone can make a better version, but this is what i got.

snarkyone · « **Reply #267 on:** 19 Oct 2014, 22:15 »

Yeah... I had pretty much the same thought.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #268 on:** 20 Oct 2014, 04:17 »

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #269 on:** 20 Oct 2014, 06:06 »

Well that had to put a bit of spring in your step.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #270 on:** 20 Oct 2014, 18:29 »

Now we know what Very Important Date he was late for.

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #271 on:** 20 Oct 2014, 23:22 »

The one at the briar patch?

Kugai · « **Reply #272 on:** 21 Oct 2014, 14:19 »

With the Son'a?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #273 on:** 30 Oct 2014, 12:08 »

What is a pastry chef's most important tool?

A confection oven.

Gladstone · « **Reply #274 on:** 09 Nov 2014, 21:38 »

Anybody else doing NaNoWriMo? I'm working on a story about Lawrence, a prolific letter-writing atheist gunslinger with sores on his feet, and his visit to an Italian riverboat restaurant owned by Harold, a magician with scoliosis, who puts too much sauce on the spaghetti.

I call it "Epistolary 'Pistol' Larry's Pastor-Wary Pustule Airing at Posture-Worried 'Presto!' Harry's Pesto-Heavy Pasta Ferry."

Akima · « **Reply #275 on:** 09 Nov 2014, 21:55 »

I'm sorry Gladstone, but that is not my bag.

Gladstone · « **Reply #276 on:** 09 Nov 2014, 22:16 »

...too much?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #277 on:** 10 Nov 2014, 09:33 »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gladstone_bag

Kugai · « **Reply #278 on:** 10 Nov 2014, 11:45 »

Gladstone · « **Reply #279 on:** 10 Nov 2014, 15:15 »

Whoops, my bad. I knew about the Prime Minister (he was quite the bibliophile), but I wasn't aware he had some baggage.

Akima · « **Reply #280 on:** 10 Nov 2014, 15:23 »

I'm sorry I Disrael-ed the thread.

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #281 on:** 10 Nov 2014, 15:32 »

Why so Syria's?

Gladstone · « **Reply #282 on:** 10 Nov 2014, 15:33 »

Thatcher-kay, I'm the one who came in Blairing my thoughts and made a Major Asquith of myself.

Kugai · « **Reply #283 on:** 10 Nov 2014, 18:47 »

That's a Pitt easy enough to fall into

Akima · « **Reply #284 on:** 11 Nov 2014, 00:10 »

These British political puns will drive me up the Walpole.

Kugai · « **Reply #285 on:** 11 Nov 2014, 19:47 »

That would be a Major problem then.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #286 on:** 11 Nov 2014, 19:56 »

There should be a Cesil and Desist Law against these puns since only English subjects would get them without researching first.

cesium133 · « **Reply #287 on:** 11 Nov 2014, 20:01 »

We could popularize them by linking them to famous songs, like Kansas' "Cameron My Wayward Son"

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #288 on:** 11 Nov 2014, 20:18 »

Musical puns about political leaders? No, no, no. You stop that. Right here, right Mao.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #289 on:** 11 Nov 2014, 20:34 »

I can't think of any good puns, but I've been Stalin way too long. I'm surprised people are Putin up with it.

Gladstone · « **Reply #290 on:** 11 Nov 2014, 20:38 »

And any of my puns would Palin comparison to everyone else's. It would be a Merkel if I could think of something as good.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #291 on:** 11 Nov 2014, 21:00 »

I agree, you're strictly Bush league talent, you need to go Barack to training camp.

Gladstone · « **Reply #292 on:** 11 Nov 2014, 21:05 »

Meh, puns are really just Hitler-miss anyway.

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #293 on:** 11 Nov 2014, 21:22 »

Oh Godwin. I knew someone was going to bring him up eventually. It's like the law or something.

Thrillho · « **Reply #294 on:** 12 Nov 2014, 00:46 »

I was Dredd-ing its occurrence.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #295 on:** 12 Nov 2014, 01:16 »

It was inevitable, we were just Stalloneing it.

Akima · « **Reply #296 on:** 12 Nov 2014, 03:04 »

But in the end we have to accept that we're going to enter the Urban jungle.

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #297 on:** 12 Nov 2014, 04:11 »

Welcome to the jungle. We have puns and names.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #298 on:** 12 Nov 2014, 05:33 »

Come take a walk on the wild side but watch out for the def leppard.

jwhouk · « **Reply #299 on:** 12 Nov 2014, 07:54 »

We have no air service, since our only ship is a led Zeppelin.

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