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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #350 on: 17 Dec 2014, 06:12 »

Yeah, they don't tend to go over easy all that well do they? Especially not when I'm this pickled, definitely gonna be fried in the morning.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #351 on: 17 Dec 2014, 06:40 »

We need to find another subject, because egg puns are overly easy.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #352 on: 17 Dec 2014, 08:06 »

You people are scrambled
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #353 on: 17 Dec 2014, 08:20 »

Awww, c'mon. We're not such bad eggs.
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« Reply #354 on: 17 Dec 2014, 12:16 »

At least he's not boiling mad
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« Reply #355 on: 18 Dec 2014, 02:13 »

Pretty much just simmering away, he is.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #356 on: 18 Dec 2014, 06:56 »

These water puns are getting me a bit steamed.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #357 on: 18 Dec 2014, 07:53 »

Hopefully they don't give you the vapors.
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« Reply #358 on: 18 Dec 2014, 08:11 »

I dunno, I find it all a gas.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #359 on: 18 Dec 2014, 08:27 »

All the more reason to try and be noble
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #360 on: 18 Dec 2014, 08:36 »

Oh, you couldn't hit the broad side of a Barnes.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #361 on: 18 Dec 2014, 08:38 »

Or perhaps we should table these periodic puns for now and move on to matters with more atomic weight?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #362 on: 18 Dec 2014, 08:43 »

No, we shall cesium the day and barium with puns! All those who fear elemental puns will be lead out, for they are no bro of mine.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #363 on: 18 Dec 2014, 10:29 »

Barium? No,no,niobium! Just banish them to Berkelium Californium in Americium!
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #364 on: 18 Dec 2014, 12:16 »

You could always go to Europium and visit Francium.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #365 on: 18 Dec 2014, 14:50 »

These puns, I can't stannum any more!
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« Reply #366 on: 18 Dec 2014, 14:55 »

These sorts of puns have been banned in Germanium and Francium.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #367 on: 18 Dec 2014, 18:29 »

No need to have a Tantalum over them though.
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« Reply #368 on: 18 Dec 2014, 19:27 »

No need to have a Tantalum over them though.

Most of the good ones Argon anyway
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« Reply #369 on: 19 Dec 2014, 02:01 »

Eh, the bad ones will get ironed out soon enough.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #370 on: 19 Dec 2014, 04:37 »

That might smooth over the pain I feel from all those puns.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #371 on: 19 Dec 2014, 06:01 »

I dunno, every time I click on this thread, I get kinda steamed. I'm hard-pressed to explain why, though.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #372 on: 19 Dec 2014, 11:43 »

I can't believe this thread rowenta unnoticed by me all this time.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #373 on: 19 Dec 2014, 12:41 »

We'll be better when all of these puns argon.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #374 on: 19 Dec 2014, 12:43 »

Should I suggest a pun based on an elemental symbol? Na.
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« Reply #375 on: 19 Dec 2014, 13:32 »

So long as we don't have to pay a Fe
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« Reply #376 on: 19 Dec 2014, 20:48 »

Whoever said this line of puns was a good idea was telling a Li.
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« Reply #377 on: 19 Dec 2014, 21:07 »

Whoever did it, He should be sentenced to Dy. (Spoiler: It was I.)
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« Reply #378 on: 19 Dec 2014, 21:12 »

In that case, shame on U.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #379 on: 19 Dec 2014, 21:21 »

Whoever said this line of puns was a good idea was telling a Li.

It downright stinks, Pu.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #380 on: 19 Dec 2014, 21:23 »

I give these puns a grade of F.
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« Reply #381 on: 19 Dec 2014, 21:32 »

We should Co-operate to make them better.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #382 on: 19 Dec 2014, 21:33 »

Perhaps we could raise the grade to a B.
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« Reply #383 on: 19 Dec 2014, 21:39 »

We'll C.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #384 on: 19 Dec 2014, 21:45 »

Don't tell my mom, but for xmas I got her the Sherlock soundtrack, but since she doesn't know how to use iTunes, I had to buy the Cd.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #385 on: 19 Dec 2014, 22:01 »

Maybe we can scare them away by talking like pirates:  Ar, Ar Ar, Ar, Ar!
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« Reply #386 on: 19 Dec 2014, 22:02 »

Don't tell my mom, but for xmas I got her the Sherlock soundtrack, but since she doesn't know how to use iTunes, I had to buy the Cd.
I wish you wouldn't use white text, it makes it Ni impossible to see.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #387 on: 19 Dec 2014, 22:27 »

I wish you wouldn't use white text, it makes it Ni impossible to see.

It looks F I Ne if you use the defaut gray forum color scheme.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #388 on: 19 Dec 2014, 22:33 »

(I can't think of a pun, I just always forget that color scheme exists until I get logged off somehow)
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #389 on: 20 Dec 2014, 07:22 »

C-c-c-com-bo-break-er!
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« Reply #390 on: 20 Dec 2014, 07:50 »

Eh, arguably "F I Ne" totally broke the combo first.
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« Reply #391 on: 20 Dec 2014, 08:42 »

C-c-c-com-bo-beaker!
Fixed that for U.
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« Reply #392 on: 20 Dec 2014, 11:56 »

Lv it
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« Reply #393 on: 22 Dec 2014, 19:59 »

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu.
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« Reply #394 on: 22 Dec 2014, 20:10 »

Corgi, that's a bad pun.
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« Reply #395 on: 22 Dec 2014, 20:16 »

I could probably cook up a worse pun in a Lab.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #396 on: 22 Dec 2014, 20:17 »

So bad I choked on my soda, excuse me while I Finnish Spitz ing Coke-a-cola out of my windpipe.
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« Reply #397 on: 22 Dec 2014, 20:23 »

I'll let you Huntaway for a towel
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« Reply #398 on: 22 Dec 2014, 20:46 »

Someone can golden retriever it for you
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« Reply #399 on: 22 Dec 2014, 21:17 »

I'll ask former Olympian Knud Marstrand Christiansen, he was a Great Dane for saving hundreds of Jews during WW2, he'd loan me a towel.
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