Topic: Random Puns (Read 411612 times)

Kugai · « **Reply #450 on:** 22 Jan 2015, 21:44 »

Yes, but he could get slated for it.

hedgie · « **Reply #451 on:** 23 Jan 2015, 00:27 »

Oh Mohs.

Carl-E · « **Reply #452 on:** 23 Jan 2015, 07:46 »

So long as his friends don't take him for granite.

Kugai · « **Reply #453 on:** 23 Jan 2015, 12:17 »

That would be a shisty thing to do.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #454 on:** 26 Jan 2015, 11:43 »

There are three people on a boat. They have four cigarettes, all want to smoke, but they have no way of igniting the cigarettes. What should they do?

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Masterpiece · « **Reply #455 on:** 26 Jan 2015, 12:34 »

GROAN

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #456 on:** 26 Jan 2015, 12:40 »

*Lightly applauds*

I'll admit, I think it's going to be hard to match that one.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #457 on:** 26 Jan 2015, 12:41 »

Stealth pun, there?

Quote from: Masterpiece on 26 Jan 2015, 12:34

GROAN

Praise indeed. That said, have you seen your avatar?

cesium133 · « **Reply #458 on:** 26 Jan 2015, 12:43 »

It'll take a spark of insight to enlighten us to another pun of such brightness.

Masterpiece · « **Reply #459 on:** 26 Jan 2015, 12:43 »

Wait till you find my pun.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #460 on:** 26 Jan 2015, 12:44 »

No time...?

Kugai · « **Reply #461 on:** 26 Jan 2015, 13:52 »

He's a bright spark

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #462 on:** 06 Feb 2015, 11:05 »

Have you seen the movie 'Constipation'?

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DSL · « **Reply #463 on:** 06 Feb 2015, 14:59 »

It's being shown at the Hollywood Bowl.

Kugai · « **Reply #464 on:** 06 Feb 2015, 21:02 »

What a dump

Method of Madness · « **Reply #465 on:** 06 Feb 2015, 21:04 »

That place is full of shit.

cesium133 · « **Reply #466 on:** 06 Feb 2015, 21:13 »

There's a missing link in this logic chain. It's only turdy percent thought through.

Kugai · « **Reply #467 on:** 06 Feb 2015, 22:20 »

But it isn't going to drain us of puns anytime soon.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #468 on:** 07 Feb 2015, 02:39 »

I want to contribute to the the thread, but I can't stick around, I gotta runs

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #469 on:** 07 Feb 2015, 08:16 »

this whole puns thing has become a big job.... you might say it's started a movement

Kugai · « **Reply #470 on:** 07 Feb 2015, 14:03 »

Indeed. You might say the whole thing is flushed with success.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #471 on:** 08 Feb 2015, 00:05 »

The world has never seen this thread's e colI am honored to be a part of it.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #472 on:** 08 Feb 2015, 21:46 »

Ok, that last pun plunged us all into the deepends.

Aziraphale · « **Reply #473 on:** 08 Feb 2015, 22:30 »

And the thread trots on...

The Seldom Killer · « **Reply #474 on:** 08 Feb 2015, 22:59 »

There's so many puns to catch up on, maybe I should find a stool.

Carl-E · « **Reply #475 on:** 08 Feb 2015, 23:17 »

Or just sample them.

The Seldom Killer · « **Reply #476 on:** 09 Feb 2015, 03:35 »

I can't stand for that so I'll have to pooh-pooh that idea.

Fig · « **Reply #477 on:** 09 Feb 2015, 05:39 »

I think it's time to sink this back to the bowels from whence it came.

Aziraphale · « **Reply #478 on:** 09 Feb 2015, 08:02 »

Agreed. This thread's clearly circling the bowl.

The Seldom Killer · « **Reply #479 on:** 09 Feb 2015, 08:24 »

I'll give that vote number 2. It's going down the pipes.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #480 on:** 09 Feb 2015, 11:24 »

I can't decide whether this thread is anushering in of horrible things to come orificile treatment of this issue.

Thrillho · « **Reply #481 on:** 10 Feb 2015, 01:03 »

I've had enough of you two talking shit. You're really taking the piss.

Kugai · « **Reply #482 on:** 10 Feb 2015, 01:14 »

OK, I think it's time to close the lid on that.

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #483 on:** 10 Feb 2015, 05:47 »

Oh, poopy. I never get to have any fun....

jwhouk · « **Reply #484 on:** 10 Feb 2015, 06:22 »

They have medication for that.

Not Immodium, though.

Weed Forestin · « **Reply #485 on:** 10 Feb 2015, 06:26 »

A friend of mine came up with this:

Hey tornado, why don't you tornadon't?

Much groaning was had.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #486 on:** 10 Feb 2015, 08:38 »

I'm an American, not an American't*!

*Also works with Mexican/Mexican't and Canadian/Can'tadian

Fig · « **Reply #487 on:** 10 Feb 2015, 09:31 »

The rate of decline in puns is excremental.

Kugai · « **Reply #488 on:** 10 Feb 2015, 14:44 »

See, we're all enjoying the crap outta this Thread

Method of Madness · « **Reply #489 on:** 10 Feb 2015, 17:34 »

I'd make a pun, but it's been a long day so I'm kind of pooped.

hedgie · « **Reply #490 on:** 10 Feb 2015, 17:46 »

Shit. Where are we going to go next?

Kugai · « **Reply #491 on:** 10 Feb 2015, 18:11 »

I'd say round the bend, but I think that that would be kinda redundant at this stage.

explicit · « **Reply #492 on:** 10 Feb 2015, 18:16 »

You guys are getting really fecestious here.

Fig · « **Reply #493 on:** 10 Feb 2015, 18:20 »

I hope we don't have to snake out a decent pun.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #494 on:** 10 Feb 2015, 18:27 »

Hopefully this thread isn't giving a death rattle.

Carl-E · « **Reply #495 on:** 10 Feb 2015, 18:39 »

Does it have insurance?

Cobra?

Fig · « **Reply #496 on:** 10 Feb 2015, 18:58 »

There is anyways a way for new ones to slither up to the top. It doesn't seem like too much to asp for.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #497 on:** 10 Feb 2015, 20:14 »

Well if anybody's got a a good one, go ahead and adder to the topic.

Aziraphale · « **Reply #498 on:** 10 Feb 2015, 20:18 »

Whoever revives the thread has the Order of the Garter conferred upon them.

Kugai · « **Reply #499 on:** 10 Feb 2015, 21:37 »

Is that Diamond backed?

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