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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #50 on: 23 Jul 2013, 15:49 »

You guys just have no patients. 
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #51 on: 23 Jul 2013, 18:23 »

It just needs an injection of humor
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« Reply #52 on: 23 Jul 2013, 19:18 »

You guys just have no patients.
True, but my impatiens is red, white and pink.
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« Reply #53 on: 24 Jul 2013, 23:10 »

The records for these patients seem doctored.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #54 on: 25 Jul 2013, 00:15 »

The highway department is operating a tunneling machine with a 17-meter cutting diameter and powered by its own electric substation.

I might want to watch it work but I hear it's boring.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #55 on: 25 Jul 2013, 02:55 »

I've been thinking of getting a t-shirt printed with "I shot first!"

Because I'm Han.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #56 on: 25 Jul 2013, 14:41 »

Well, you're not Solo in that belief.
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« Reply #57 on: 25 Jul 2013, 18:18 »

Let's not get Greedo here.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #58 on: 26 Jul 2013, 00:15 »

You're beginning to Jabba.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #59 on: 26 Jul 2013, 04:17 »

All this Star Wars talk attracts me like light attracts a Moff.
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« Reply #60 on: 26 Jul 2013, 05:40 »

I think you're Tarkin it to extremes, there.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #61 on: 26 Jul 2013, 10:03 »

Agreed. I understand the enthusiasm but you should really just saber the moment.
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« Reply #62 on: 26 Jul 2013, 10:35 »

You guys are punning for Alderaan reasons.
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« Reply #63 on: 26 Jul 2013, 17:09 »

Yeah, it's starting to feel kinda forced. 
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« Reply #64 on: 26 Jul 2013, 18:49 »

I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #65 on: 27 Jul 2013, 00:57 »

Well, don't let that choke off the Thread.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #66 on: 27 Jul 2013, 03:48 »

And don't vader off to far!
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« Reply #67 on: 27 Jul 2013, 03:54 »

I think we need to Luke inside ourselves and Leia down this train of thought.
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« Reply #68 on: 27 Jul 2013, 04:25 »

Such a journey to the inner self should not be undertaken Solo.
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« Reply #69 on: 27 Jul 2013, 05:02 »

I still can't believe we sunk solo.

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« Reply #70 on: 27 Jul 2013, 13:14 »

We were forced.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #71 on: 27 Jul 2013, 13:42 »

PHWEEEET! Overuse of the same pun! I'm going to Calrissian the Pun Squadron on you!
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #72 on: 27 Jul 2013, 14:54 »

Brute force is neither a solution nor a base for one.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #73 on: 27 Jul 2013, 16:05 »

I think we're getting to the point where we're mauling the language.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #74 on: 27 Jul 2013, 16:42 »

All this tomfoolery doesn't sith too well with me.

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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #75 on: 27 Jul 2013, 18:31 »

How's about we boldly go where no pun has gone before and get away from these Star Wars puns?
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« Reply #76 on: 27 Jul 2013, 19:42 »

You suggest we enterprise where no man has gone before?

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« Reply #77 on: 27 Jul 2013, 20:02 »

A continuing mission to explore strange new words?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #78 on: 27 Jul 2013, 21:15 »

This thread violates all sorts of linguistic and comedic prime directives.
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« Reply #79 on: 28 Jul 2013, 03:19 »

This thread is starting to warp my perspective.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #80 on: 28 Jul 2013, 04:11 »

Maybe I can filter these puns out if I buy a new Sisko router?
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« Reply #81 on: 28 Jul 2013, 11:13 »

*looks around* nobody? okay. *clears throat*


That won't work.

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« Reply #82 on: 28 Jul 2013, 11:32 »

Resistance is futile, but voltage has the potential to live long and prosper.
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« Reply #83 on: 28 Jul 2013, 13:00 »

I dinnae think I can take much more o' this, Cap'n!
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« Reply #84 on: 28 Jul 2013, 15:22 »

My impulse is to warp away from this Thread, but then I'd get borged.
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« Reply #85 on: 28 Jul 2013, 19:57 »

All aborged! 
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« Reply #86 on: 29 Jul 2013, 01:09 »

I wish this thread had gorn away when I asked it to.
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« Reply #87 on: 29 Jul 2013, 02:31 »

The thread is in tribble, it is true, but it is managing to klingon.
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« Reply #88 on: 29 Jul 2013, 16:32 »

Well, I hope we don't Founder.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #89 on: 30 Jul 2013, 02:17 »

Did you guys hear about the dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?
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« Reply #90 on: 30 Jul 2013, 03:58 »

*sings* thanks for the mammaries (even though they weren't so great)
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« Reply #91 on: 30 Jul 2013, 04:14 »

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« Reply #92 on: 30 Jul 2013, 09:55 »

Did you guys hear about the dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?

He also lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog.
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« Reply #93 on: 30 Jul 2013, 19:56 »

"Dyslexics of the world, untie!" 

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« Reply #94 on: 30 Jul 2013, 23:47 »

Where do you store an umbrella?

In a parasol can.
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« Reply #95 on: 31 Jul 2013, 01:59 »

Chute
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« Reply #96 on: 02 Aug 2013, 02:04 »

Never invite Émile Zola to your hot tub party. He'll just shout "J'acuzzi!".
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« Reply #97 on: 02 Aug 2013, 03:07 »

That pun was truly Dreyfus.
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« Reply #98 on: 02 Aug 2013, 13:50 »

Indeed.  There'll be the devil to pay for that pun.
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« Reply #99 on: 02 Aug 2013, 21:16 »

I guess I'm all wet.
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