Topic: Random Puns (Read 431980 times)

looktall · « **Reply #600 on:** 11 Mar 2015, 23:01 »

it's amazing the path these puns take.
i mean, you couldn't planet.

explicit · « **Reply #601 on:** 11 Mar 2015, 23:03 »

I'm not sure I understand most of these. I'm a super-novaist when it comes to puns.

Aziraphale · « **Reply #602 on:** 11 Mar 2015, 23:09 »

That one was, admittedly, less than stellar.

looktall · « **Reply #603 on:** 11 Mar 2015, 23:28 »

what is the matter with it his post?
i don't understand the gravity of the situation.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #604 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 03:31 »

Oof. Shoulda known a topic like this would end up being a black hole for my time...

looktall · « **Reply #605 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 04:13 »

I know. It's astronomical isn't it?

Akima · « **Reply #606 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 04:57 »

Did you hear the one about the sea-food restaurant at Fukushima?

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The Seldom Killer · « **Reply #607 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 05:09 »

I feel a grouper fish puns coming along, many of which will skate on thin ice. Maybe one or two will provide a ray but many of them will have no energy and sink like rods.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #608 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 05:56 »

I'm reminded of that song by Queen, Don't Stop Minnow, 'cause we're having a good time.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #609 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 07:04 »

I told them to put Frodo on the guest list, but they just put salmon.

hedgie · « **Reply #610 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 10:14 »

I can't come up with anything that wouldn't fill me with remoras.

Aziraphale · « **Reply #611 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 10:36 »

I keep meaning to avoid this thread, but I think I'm hooked.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #612 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 10:49 »

Quote from: Aziraphale on 12 Mar 2015, 10:36

I keep meaning to avoid this thread, but I think I'm hooked.

Whale that's what happens when you experiment with wordplay! You get caught!

Aziraphale · « **Reply #613 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 11:05 »

I'd hoped they might let me skate.

Unrelated, inadvertent, pun (more of a malapropism, really):
Adauto Puñales: “Communism is an octopus that has its head in Moscow and its testicles everywhere!”

Kugai · « **Reply #614 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 14:44 »

Don't worry, eventually we'll be singing a different tuna

jwhouk · « **Reply #615 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 15:08 »

Wait, which pun are we on?

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #616 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 17:01 »

who cares... it doesn't matt-hamachi just let some rip and let's see where it gyoza. Here, let me shoyu...

chaospersonified · « **Reply #617 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 17:19 »

Sushi what fish puns do to us?

bhtooefr · « **Reply #618 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 17:24 »

If this keeps going, I'm going to have to go on a tempurary leave of absence from the forums. Udon't even know how bad these puns are. Miso sick of them.

Aziraphale · « **Reply #619 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 17:25 »

I suppose you're going to go crying to umami?

Aziraphale · « **Reply #620 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 17:26 »

Or are you just going to lose your tempura?

Aziraphale · « **Reply #621 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 17:27 »

Sick of them? I can't imagine what pho.

Aziraphale · « **Reply #622 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 17:28 »

Okay, I'll stop now. Must be the devil in me.

All hail seitan.

Really. Stopping now.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #623 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 17:38 »

Quote from: looktall on 11 Mar 2015, 23:01

it's amazing the path these puns take.
i mean, you couldn't planet.

The path of a planet?

Talk about an elliptical phrase.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #624 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 17:42 »

I see you trying to get us back to space-related puns. I understand that inclination, but it's natto going to work.

looktall · « **Reply #625 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 17:50 »

they all have their own time and relative dimension in space.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #626 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 17:53 »

... Are you implying that puns are Time Lords? Comet me, bro

jwhouk · « **Reply #627 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 18:40 »

These puns do seem larger on the inside...

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #628 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 18:46 »

Quote from: chaospersonified on 12 Mar 2015, 17:53

... Are you implying that puns are Time Lords? Comet me, bro

Easy now, I hear he takes asteroids.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #629 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 18:59 »

You think I care if he's a bit meteor than I am? I've taken on guys twice my size!

It didn't... Didn't end well for me.

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #630 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 19:16 »

Yeah, it doesn't help when they dwarf you.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #631 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 19:21 »

Quote from: RedWolf4 on 12 Mar 2015, 19:16

Yeah, it doesn't help when they dwarf you.

What they never expect is for me to be all threatening, then make the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs

looktall · « **Reply #632 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 20:20 »

listen to you jabba on.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #633 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 20:48 »

Hey, you're the guy trying to make Time Lords out of wordplay! Hans in the air, just Leia down on the ground and no one will get hurt. Luke at me, do you think I'm joking?

looktall · « **Reply #634 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 21:15 »

i do not.

these pun sarlaccing something.
they boba round in my head for a while to make sure i'm not trying to force them.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #635 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 21:20 »

Obi quiet, you, those puns are just fine. It doesn't Fett the Star Wars theme, but I find your punning capacacity QUITE Enterprising!

looktall · « **Reply #636 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 21:33 »

are we still going to babylon about space.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #637 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 21:38 »

There are so many unexplored galacticas out there, I don't see why not. Why stay cylon?

Aziraphale · « **Reply #638 on:** 12 Mar 2015, 21:59 »

Quote from: chaospersonified on 12 Mar 2015, 21:20

Obi quiet, you, those puns are just fine. It doesn't Fett the Star Wars theme, but I find your punning capacacity QUITE Enterprising!

Defiant of you to trek in that direction. Much as I like this turn, I hope we don't Klingon too long.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #639 on:** 13 Mar 2015, 04:13 »

Easy now, don't Firefly off the handle.

bhtooefr · « **Reply #640 on:** 13 Mar 2015, 05:05 »

Jeremiah Weed get in trouble if we did that, after all.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #641 on:** 13 Mar 2015, 06:04 »

Quote from: Aziraphale on 12 Mar 2015, 21:59

Quote from: chaospersonified on 12 Mar 2015, 21:20
Obi quiet, you, those puns are just fine. It doesn't Fett the Star Wars theme, but I find your punning capacacity QUITE Enterprising!

Defiant of you to trek in that direction. Much as I like this turn, I hope we don't Klingon too long.

So you don't think we should get too Farscape into this?

jwhouk · « **Reply #642 on:** 13 Mar 2015, 06:54 »

I'm lost (IN SPAAAAAAAACE!)

chaospersonified · « **Reply #643 on:** 13 Mar 2015, 07:48 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 13 Mar 2015, 06:54

I'm lost (IN SPAAAAAAAACE!)

Well I'm lost on a mysterious island

Kugai · « **Reply #644 on:** 13 Mar 2015, 14:05 »

Hopefully, you're not a Shadow of yourself, that would be too Morden of you mister.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #645 on:** 13 Mar 2015, 14:16 »

I've never actually WATCHED an episode of Lost (At least not in a language I understand) so I'm sitting here, thinking so hard I can practically feel a smoke monster coming out my ears. Just... polar bear with me here while I make puns referencing what few details I know about the show.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #646 on:** 13 Mar 2015, 22:32 »

Okay, after so many hours with no more Lost puns, I'm thinking we should smoothly transition into aerial linguistic humor. I'm plane disappointed. I half-expected people who watched the show to pick up the topic and runway with it, but it didn't take off, I guess.

Aziraphale · « **Reply #647 on:** 13 Mar 2015, 22:43 »

Maybe it was up to you to propel it forward all along.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #648 on:** 13 Mar 2015, 22:47 »

Quote from: Aziraphale on 13 Mar 2015, 22:43

Maybe it was up to you to propel it forward all along.

I'm happiest when this thread is just zeppelin along. Definitely not ready to say good biplane

looktall · « **Reply #649 on:** 13 Mar 2015, 23:15 »

I'm having trouble with this topic so my approach is to just flap about and wing it until something takes off.

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