Topic: Random Puns (Read 413360 times)

chaospersonified · « **Reply #750 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 14:45 »

Quote from: Method of Madness on 18 Mar 2015, 14:43

That's not a very Venice thing to say.

WEll, you Caesar, I'm not a very nice man

Kugai · « **Reply #751 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 14:46 »

But he had the Gaul to say it.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #752 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 14:48 »

Quote from: Kugai on 18 Mar 2015, 14:46

But he had the Gaul to say it.

You wanna pizza me?

Kugai · « **Reply #753 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 14:56 »

Garumphf

chaospersonified · « **Reply #754 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 14:59 »

Quote from: Kugai on 18 Mar 2015, 14:56

Garumphf

Some might call your behavior rather 'fishy'

Method of Madness · « **Reply #755 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 15:04 »

Oh, you basstard, are we back on fish?

hedgie · « **Reply #756 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 15:28 »

I'll let myself trout.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #757 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 15:31 »

Quote from: Method of Madness on 18 Mar 2015, 15:04

Oh, you basstard, are we back on fish?

I suppose. I'm gill-ty... Sorry, y'all, I was at a loss, and I knew Garum was a fish-based sauce, and he seemed grumpy, and I guess I just fell for the trap. I fell for it, hook, line, and sinker.

Aziraphale · « **Reply #758 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 16:32 »

Pick your hoisin.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #759 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 16:57 »

Mayo you chicken be forever crispy

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #760 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 18:31 »

Fish aren't funny if they kill you.

You know the string of poop goldfish often swim around with? Imagine how large and sticky that could be on a sport fish. One fisherman was actually pulled under and drowned by fish feces.

His bereaved father is famous for yelling "You cling-on bass turds, you killed my son!".

jwhouk · « **Reply #761 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 18:44 »

Mr. Sulu, set phasers on disintegrate.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #762 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 18:53 »

Come on, jwouk, back to Kirk! Don't space out!

jwhouk · « **Reply #763 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 19:23 »

This place is getting warped.

cesium133 · « **Reply #764 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 19:25 »

The puns right now are relativistically mild.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #765 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 19:51 »

Well, when you've had einstein of beer, things get a little hazy. Time starts to look weird.

hedgie · « **Reply #766 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 20:00 »

But at least it shows that we have a sense of humour, and aren't just Bohrs.

cesium133 · « **Reply #767 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 20:03 »

This sense of humor might be sinful. I should ask a Priestly and a Rabi.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #768 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 20:05 »

Try a doctor, first. They might find a Curie for that Crick in your neck, if you're lucky

Aziraphale · « **Reply #769 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 20:23 »

He'll be on the Mendel in no time.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #770 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 20:27 »

Is there nothing I can do? Feynman, I'll play along.

Aziraphale · « **Reply #771 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 20:29 »

I'm glad we're not doing the Mexican food puns. They're not Fermi.

Kugai · « **Reply #772 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 20:51 »

Just so long as you don't wind up Hawking it up.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #773 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 20:54 »

Archimedes puns aren't bad overall. We're just Mendel-ving deep into the big names throughout science's history

Aziraphale · « **Reply #774 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 20:56 »

What if I'm not Redi?

chaospersonified · « **Reply #775 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 21:06 »

C'mon, you're not so Newton this kind of thing!

Aziraphale · « **Reply #776 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 21:37 »

You're right. Okay... breathe deeply... and exhale... Ohm...

chaospersonified · « **Reply #777 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 21:48 »

Quote from: Aziraphale on 18 Mar 2015, 21:37

You're right. Okay... breathe deeply... and exhale... Ohm...

That's it. Don't resist, why would you do that? Watt's the point?

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #778 on:** 18 Mar 2015, 23:25 »

Quote from: chaospersonified on 18 Mar 2015, 20:05

Try a doctor, first. They might find a Curie for that Crick in your neck, if you're lucky

But if the doc asks you to lie on a couch and tell him Watson your mind, you've gone into the wrong office.

Loki · « **Reply #779 on:** 19 Mar 2015, 00:08 »

You should then probably go back to elementary school, my dear.

looktall · « **Reply #780 on:** 19 Mar 2015, 02:45 »

T'each his own I guess.

Active Madness · « **Reply #781 on:** 19 Mar 2015, 03:51 »

*Yawn*. What a Bohr.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #782 on:** 19 Mar 2015, 05:02 »

Quote from: looktall on 19 Mar 2015, 02:45

T'each his own I guess.

Chalk it up to personal preference

Kugai · « **Reply #783 on:** 19 Mar 2015, 15:15 »

Noted

chaospersonified · « **Reply #784 on:** 19 Mar 2015, 15:17 »

Quote from: Kugai on 19 Mar 2015, 15:15

Noted

Have I told you before, Kugai, how much I like your posts? You're a real class act!

Kugai · « **Reply #785 on:** 19 Mar 2015, 15:31 »

I try to be educational without lecturing

chaospersonified · « **Reply #786 on:** 19 Mar 2015, 15:36 »

Well, you're succeeding, and more than that, you're passing it off as easy

Kugai · « **Reply #787 on:** 19 Mar 2015, 22:11 »

It's a studied response

chaospersonified · « **Reply #788 on:** 20 Mar 2015, 04:00 »

Quote from: Kugai on 19 Mar 2015, 22:11

It's a studied response

Well I wish I could learn

looktall · « **Reply #789 on:** 20 Mar 2015, 04:19 »

Iwishicouldkern.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #790 on:** 20 Mar 2015, 04:30 »

Quote from: looktall on 20 Mar 2015, 04:19

Iwishicouldkern.

What's with the typeface talk? I mean, it's comic, but where did it come from?

bhtooefr · « **Reply #791 on:** 20 Mar 2015, 04:52 »

This thread shall be sans discussion of the typeface that shall not be named.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #792 on:** 20 Mar 2015, 05:00 »

Quote from: bhtooefr on 20 Mar 2015, 04:52

This thread shall be sans discussion of the typeface that shall not be named.

Too late. Serif you have a problem with my mention of a terrible typeface, then keep it to yourself!

looktall · « **Reply #793 on:** 20 Mar 2015, 07:05 »

This thread is fontastic.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #794 on:** 20 Mar 2015, 07:20 »

Quote from: looktall on 20 Mar 2015, 07:05

This thread is fontastic.

Arial you so sure? I mean, it's definitely had a big impact on my presence here

bhtooefr · « **Reply #795 on:** 20 Mar 2015, 07:27 »

Impact? Seriously? Get with the Times. There's a lot of New fonts that aren't so old that the Romans were probably using them.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #796 on:** 20 Mar 2015, 07:30 »

Quote from: bhtooefr on 20 Mar 2015, 07:27

Impact? Seriously? Get with the Times. There's a lot of New fonts that aren't so old that the Romans were probably using them.

Did you miss your courier? We're with Calibri, now, TNR is out

bhtooefr · « **Reply #797 on:** 20 Mar 2015, 07:40 »

Unfortunately, I got a New one, and they lost the Papyrus that the memo was printed on.

Both I and my courier needed someone to Consolas after that.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #798 on:** 20 Mar 2015, 07:48 »

Oh come on, what, the paper just grew wingdings and flew away? Fire that guy, get someone from Georgia, they're the best at getting messages across, even if they have to use a trebuchet

chaospersonified · « **Reply #799 on:** 20 Mar 2015, 11:43 »

Okay, so this space in pun-posts makes me sad. Is there anyway to get the MS Word out?

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