Topic: Random Puns (Read 419025 times)

Carl-E · « **Reply #50 on:** 23 Jul 2013, 15:49 »

You guys just have no patients.

Kugai · « **Reply #51 on:** 23 Jul 2013, 18:23 »

It just needs an injection of humor

Redball · « **Reply #52 on:** 23 Jul 2013, 19:18 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 23 Jul 2013, 15:49

You guys just have no patients.

True, but my impatiens is red, white and pink.

laughingboy · « **Reply #53 on:** 24 Jul 2013, 23:10 »

The records for these patients seem doctored.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #54 on:** 25 Jul 2013, 00:15 »

The highway department is operating a tunneling machine with a 17-meter cutting diameter and powered by its own electric substation.

I might want to watch it work but I hear it's boring.

Akima · « **Reply #55 on:** 25 Jul 2013, 02:55 »

I've been thinking of getting a t-shirt printed with "I shot first!"

Because I'm Han.

Kugai · « **Reply #56 on:** 25 Jul 2013, 14:41 »

Well, you're not Solo in that belief.

jwhouk · « **Reply #57 on:** 25 Jul 2013, 18:18 »

Let's not get Greedo here.

Akima · « **Reply #58 on:** 26 Jul 2013, 00:15 »

You're beginning to Jabba.

ChaoSera · « **Reply #59 on:** 26 Jul 2013, 04:17 »

All this Star Wars talk attracts me like light attracts a Moff.

jwhouk · « **Reply #60 on:** 26 Jul 2013, 05:40 »

I think you're Tarkin it to extremes, there.

Patrick · « **Reply #61 on:** 26 Jul 2013, 10:03 »

Agreed. I understand the enthusiasm but you should really just saber the moment.

TinPenguin · « **Reply #62 on:** 26 Jul 2013, 10:35 »

You guys are punning for Alderaan reasons.

Carl-E · « **Reply #63 on:** 26 Jul 2013, 17:09 »

Yeah, it's starting to feel kinda forced.

Patrick · « **Reply #64 on:** 26 Jul 2013, 18:49 »

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Kugai · « **Reply #65 on:** 27 Jul 2013, 00:57 »

Well, don't let that choke off the Thread.

ChaoSera · « **Reply #66 on:** 27 Jul 2013, 03:48 »

And don't vader off to far!

jwhouk · « **Reply #67 on:** 27 Jul 2013, 03:54 »

I think we need to Luke inside ourselves and Leia down this train of thought.

ChaoSera · « **Reply #68 on:** 27 Jul 2013, 04:25 »

Such a journey to the inner self should not be undertaken Solo.

Masterpiece · « **Reply #69 on:** 27 Jul 2013, 05:02 »

I still can't believe we sunk solo.

ChaoSera · « **Reply #70 on:** 27 Jul 2013, 13:14 »

We were forced.

jwhouk · « **Reply #71 on:** 27 Jul 2013, 13:42 »

PHWEEEET! Overuse of the same pun! I'm going to Calrissian the Pun Squadron on you!

Loki · « **Reply #72 on:** 27 Jul 2013, 14:54 »

Brute force is neither a solution nor a base for one.

Kugai · « **Reply #73 on:** 27 Jul 2013, 16:05 »

I think we're getting to the point where we're mauling the language.

Masterpiece · « **Reply #74 on:** 27 Jul 2013, 16:42 »

All this tomfoolery doesn't sith too well with me.

jwhouk · « **Reply #75 on:** 27 Jul 2013, 18:31 »

How's about we boldly go where no pun has gone before and get away from these Star Wars puns?

Masterpiece · « **Reply #76 on:** 27 Jul 2013, 19:42 »

You suggest we enterprise where no man has gone before?

ankhtahr · « **Reply #77 on:** 27 Jul 2013, 20:02 »

A continuing mission to explore strange new words?

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #78 on:** 27 Jul 2013, 21:15 »

This thread violates all sorts of linguistic and comedic prime directives.

Thrillho · « **Reply #79 on:** 28 Jul 2013, 03:19 »

This thread is starting to warp my perspective.

ChaoSera · « **Reply #80 on:** 28 Jul 2013, 04:11 »

Maybe I can filter these puns out if I buy a new Sisko router?

Loki · « **Reply #81 on:** 28 Jul 2013, 11:13 »

*looks around* nobody? okay. *clears throat*

That won't work.

cesium133 · « **Reply #82 on:** 28 Jul 2013, 11:32 »

Resistance is futile, but voltage has the potential to live long and prosper.

jwhouk · « **Reply #83 on:** 28 Jul 2013, 13:00 »

I dinnae think I can take much more o' this, Cap'n!

Kugai · « **Reply #84 on:** 28 Jul 2013, 15:22 »

My impulse is to warp away from this Thread, but then I'd get borged.

Carl-E · « **Reply #85 on:** 28 Jul 2013, 19:57 »

All aborged!

ChaoSera · « **Reply #86 on:** 29 Jul 2013, 01:09 »

I wish this thread had gorn away when I asked it to.

Akima · « **Reply #87 on:** 29 Jul 2013, 02:31 »

The thread is in tribble, it is true, but it is managing to klingon.

Kugai · « **Reply #88 on:** 29 Jul 2013, 16:32 »

Well, I hope we don't Founder.

ChaoSera · « **Reply #89 on:** 30 Jul 2013, 02:17 »

Did you guys hear about the dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?

kelpy · « **Reply #90 on:** 30 Jul 2013, 03:58 »

*sings* thanks for the mammaries (even though they weren't so great)

kelpy · « **Reply #91 on:** 30 Jul 2013, 04:14 »

Thrillho · « **Reply #92 on:** 30 Jul 2013, 09:55 »

Quote from: ChaoSera on 30 Jul 2013, 02:17

Did you guys hear about the dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?

He also lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog.

Carl-E · « **Reply #93 on:** 30 Jul 2013, 19:56 »

"Dyslexics of the world, untie!"

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Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #94 on:** 30 Jul 2013, 23:47 »

Where do you store an umbrella?

In a parasol can.

Kugai · « **Reply #95 on:** 31 Jul 2013, 01:59 »

Chute

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #96 on:** 02 Aug 2013, 02:04 »

Never invite Émile Zola to your hot tub party. He'll just shout "J'acuzzi!".

Akima · « **Reply #97 on:** 02 Aug 2013, 03:07 »

That pun was truly Dreyfus.

Kugai · « **Reply #98 on:** 02 Aug 2013, 13:50 »

Indeed. There'll be the devil to pay for that pun.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #99 on:** 02 Aug 2013, 21:16 »

I guess I'm all wet.

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