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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #200 on: 20 Jul 2014, 22:25 »
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #201 on: 23 Jul 2014, 00:43 »
Is there a morel to this story?
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« Reply #202 on: 23 Jul 2014, 01:37 »
Well, there's certainly spore than meets the eye...
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #203 on: 23 Jul 2014, 02:13 »
I'm still not lichen it.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #204 on: 23 Jul 2014, 02:18 »
You may not be lichen it, but I find it moss amusing.
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« Reply #205 on: 23 Jul 2014, 02:45 »
I wonder how quickly this will get mold. . .
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« Reply #206 on: 23 Jul 2014, 10:55 »
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Is there a morel to this story?

There is, but it is untrue. A false one, if you will.
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« Reply #207 on: 05 Sep 2014, 12:58 »
The ceiling of my straw hut collapsed yesterday. There were too many fancy chairs in the loft.

I guess people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #208 on: 05 Sep 2014, 13:52 »
Kinda grasping at straw there, Pilchy. :claireface:


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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #209 on: 06 Sep 2014, 07:35 »
YES.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #210 on: 06 Sep 2014, 09:27 »
That's alright, a couple I know named their dog Stain. 

That way, when they call him in from the yard, they can holler "Come, Stain!" 
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #211 on: 06 Sep 2014, 10:00 »
I have heared someone called their dog 'godverdomme' (goddamn) for something akin to the same reason.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #212 on: 06 Sep 2014, 21:17 »
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #213 on: 07 Sep 2014, 13:04 »
A friend of mine has a cat named Sanna, one day right before Christmas the cat ran away. My friend felt a bit silly running around the neighborhood at the age of 27 yelling "Sanna, Saaannaaa".
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #214 on: 07 Sep 2014, 15:18 »
Achillies heel cartoon made me laugh. You might say that... 8-) it's a classic joke.

Please don't Hector me for loving puns. That dog cartoon was a Priam example.
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« Reply #215 on: 07 Sep 2014, 16:08 »
Resisting the urge to chastise Akima for that Classics pun is requiring a Herculean effort
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #216 on: 07 Sep 2014, 16:28 »
Titanic, even.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #217 on: 07 Sep 2014, 16:36 »
I usually don't give a jack about puns, but that one definitely rose to the occasion.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #218 on: 07 Sep 2014, 17:26 »
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Titanic, even.
Oh come on! You're not even Troying!
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #219 on: 07 Sep 2014, 18:25 »
You're going to Helen's bucket for that.
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« Reply #220 on: 07 Sep 2014, 18:32 »
*Makes popcorn* My, this is certainly turning into an odyssey. I wonder who'll hit the next homer.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #221 on: 07 Sep 2014, 19:25 »
Who indeed? Aeneid to know!
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« Reply #222 on: 07 Sep 2014, 19:32 »
Give it a minotaur and I guess we'll find out.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #223 on: 08 Sep 2014, 00:50 »
Shouldn't be too hard to keep this thread going, so long as you motherfuckers don't mention Oedipus.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #224 on: 08 Sep 2014, 01:13 »
That pun was a real Greek tragedy.
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« Reply #225 on: 08 Sep 2014, 03:16 »
Really spartan a good pun there Marine, my hat off to ye.
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« Reply #226 on: 08 Sep 2014, 05:34 »
We are well over the 300 pun limit.
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« Reply #227 on: 08 Sep 2014, 05:50 »
At this rate we'll blot out the sun!!
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« Reply #228 on: 08 Sep 2014, 06:15 »
Then we'll write in the shade.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #229 on: 08 Sep 2014, 07:26 »
What madness is this?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #230 on: 08 Sep 2014, 07:45 »
Madness? THIS! IS! PUN JAR!

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« Reply #231 on: 08 Sep 2014, 13:23 »
Alright, everyone get their stories straight. If this goes to court we wouldn't want anyone to Persia themselves.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #232 on: 08 Sep 2014, 13:28 »
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« Reply #233 on: 08 Sep 2014, 13:31 »
You guys are over-Charon. I've had it! I'm going out in the yard and play pickup Styx.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #234 on: 08 Sep 2014, 13:46 »
Can anyone else detect a certain unpleasant aroma in here? Because this discussion sphynx.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #235 on: 08 Sep 2014, 18:03 »
I can't smell it, but maybe I'm in de-Nile  :claireface:
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« Reply #236 on: 08 Sep 2014, 23:14 »
You'll probably find the source if you peer amid all the menat work around here.
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« Reply #237 on: 08 Sep 2014, 23:37 »
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I can't smell it, but maybe I'm in de-Nile  :claireface:
I'll bet you're actually just se-nile.
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« Reply #238 on: 08 Sep 2014, 23:53 »
He just probably Abydos of it.
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« Reply #239 on: 09 Sep 2014, 05:45 »
You're clearly all just attention Horus.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #240 on: 09 Sep 2014, 05:57 »
All this classics talk is Machon me tired  :psyduck:
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« Reply #241 on: 09 Sep 2014, 06:53 »
I'm Hapi to take over if you can't Heket
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« Reply #242 on: 09 Sep 2014, 07:02 »
I'd Ra-ther not. Hekate this point we should probably these Giza alone...
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« Reply #243 on: 09 Sep 2014, 07:55 »
A good idea Suez to make sure they don't get engulfed
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #244 on: 09 Sep 2014, 09:36 »
Let's just Seth this topic aside, guys.
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« Reply #245 on: 09 Sep 2014, 10:43 »
Speaking of Seth, I might be starting to go bald so I was thinking of applying some Rogen.
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« Reply #246 on: 09 Sep 2014, 13:24 »
If I can be Franco with you Gareth, you might just be better off letting nature takes its course with that.
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« Reply #247 on: 09 Sep 2014, 14:06 »
I'm inclined to a Green
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« Reply #248 on: 09 Sep 2014, 14:26 »
Ferrell? That just left me Groening bro, I'd have gone Scarlet.
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« Reply #249 on: 06 Oct 2014, 09:45 »

:claireface::claireface::claireface::claireface::claireface::claireface:
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