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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #250 on: 15 Oct 2014, 20:50 »

We were out at dinner.

My wife: "What kind of naan is that?"
Me: "Keema. (beat). Maybe it will make me feel better."
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #251 on: 15 Oct 2014, 22:16 »

I...don't?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #252 on: 15 Oct 2014, 23:10 »

Keema therapy.
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« Reply #253 on: 16 Oct 2014, 00:41 »

Cycling is especially fun during the dog days of summer.
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« Reply #254 on: 16 Oct 2014, 20:38 »

Keema therapy.
Oh.

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« Reply #255 on: 17 Oct 2014, 08:55 »

Sounds like 'chemotherapy'.


EDIT: ...oh. I hope I'm reading too much into this joke.
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« Reply #256 on: 17 Oct 2014, 23:03 »

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« Reply #257 on: 18 Oct 2014, 08:54 »

I thought Claire was a redhead! 
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« Reply #258 on: 18 Oct 2014, 09:44 »

It's ClaireDoge!
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« Reply #259 on: 18 Oct 2014, 14:09 »

Ebola? I hear they're casting him as the star for the remake of Hemmoragic Saturday Night Fever.
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« Reply #260 on: 18 Oct 2014, 17:05 »

It's ClaireDoge!

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« Reply #261 on: 18 Oct 2014, 17:27 »

 :-P
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« Reply #262 on: 18 Oct 2014, 21:01 »

It's perfect.
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« Reply #263 on: 19 Oct 2014, 00:22 »

I can't stop giggling! 



Thank you! 
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« Reply #264 on: 19 Oct 2014, 18:18 »

EDIT: ...oh. I hope I'm reading too much into this joke.
Me too, hence my reaction :(
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #265 on: 19 Oct 2014, 21:39 »

Can anyone supply a Clairedoge GIF that looks good at emoticon size?
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« Reply #266 on: 19 Oct 2014, 22:01 »

 Maybe someone can make a better version, but this is what i got.

 
 
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« Reply #267 on: 19 Oct 2014, 22:15 »



Yeah... I had pretty much the same thought.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #268 on: 20 Oct 2014, 04:17 »



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« Reply #269 on: 20 Oct 2014, 06:06 »

Well that had to put a bit of spring in your step.
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« Reply #270 on: 20 Oct 2014, 18:29 »

Now we know what Very Important Date he was late for.
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« Reply #271 on: 20 Oct 2014, 23:22 »

The one at the briar patch?
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« Reply #272 on: 21 Oct 2014, 14:19 »

With the Son'a?
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« Reply #273 on: 30 Oct 2014, 12:08 »

What is a pastry chef's most important tool?

A confection oven.
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« Reply #274 on: 09 Nov 2014, 21:38 »

Anybody else doing NaNoWriMo?  I'm working on a story about Lawrence, a prolific letter-writing atheist gunslinger with sores on his feet, and his visit to an Italian riverboat restaurant owned by Harold, a magician with scoliosis, who puts too much sauce on the spaghetti.

I call it "Epistolary 'Pistol' Larry's Pastor-Wary Pustule Airing at Posture-Worried 'Presto!' Harry's Pesto-Heavy Pasta Ferry."
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« Reply #275 on: 09 Nov 2014, 21:55 »

I'm sorry Gladstone, but that is not my bag.
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« Reply #276 on: 09 Nov 2014, 22:16 »

...too much?
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« Reply #277 on: 10 Nov 2014, 09:33 »

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« Reply #278 on: 10 Nov 2014, 11:45 »

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« Reply #279 on: 10 Nov 2014, 15:15 »

Whoops, my bad.  I knew about the Prime Minister (he was quite the bibliophile), but I wasn't aware he had some baggage.
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« Reply #280 on: 10 Nov 2014, 15:23 »

I'm sorry I Disrael-ed the thread.
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« Reply #281 on: 10 Nov 2014, 15:32 »

Why so Syria's?
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« Reply #282 on: 10 Nov 2014, 15:33 »

Thatcher-kay, I'm the one who came in Blairing my thoughts and made a Major Asquith of myself.
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« Reply #283 on: 10 Nov 2014, 18:47 »

That's a Pitt easy enough to fall into
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« Reply #284 on: 11 Nov 2014, 00:10 »

These British political puns will drive me up the Walpole.
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« Reply #285 on: 11 Nov 2014, 19:47 »

That would be a Major problem then.
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« Reply #286 on: 11 Nov 2014, 19:56 »

There should be a Cesil and Desist Law against these puns since only English subjects would get them without researching first.
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« Reply #287 on: 11 Nov 2014, 20:01 »

We could popularize them by linking them to famous songs, like Kansas' "Cameron My Wayward Son"
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« Reply #288 on: 11 Nov 2014, 20:18 »

Musical puns about political leaders? No, no, no. You stop that. Right here, right Mao.
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« Reply #289 on: 11 Nov 2014, 20:34 »

I can't think of any good puns, but I've been Stalin way too long. I'm surprised people are Putin up with it.
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« Reply #290 on: 11 Nov 2014, 20:38 »

And any of my puns would Palin comparison to everyone else's.  It would be a Merkel if I could think of something as good.
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« Reply #291 on: 11 Nov 2014, 21:00 »

I agree, you're strictly Bush league talent, you need to go Barack to training camp.
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« Reply #292 on: 11 Nov 2014, 21:05 »

Meh, puns are really just Hitler-miss anyway.
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« Reply #293 on: 11 Nov 2014, 21:22 »

Oh Godwin. I knew someone was going to bring him up eventually. It's like the law or something.
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« Reply #294 on: 12 Nov 2014, 00:46 »

I was Dredd-ing its occurrence.
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« Reply #295 on: 12 Nov 2014, 01:16 »

It was inevitable, we were just Stalloneing it.
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« Reply #296 on: 12 Nov 2014, 03:04 »

But in the end we have to accept that we're going to enter the Urban jungle.
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« Reply #297 on: 12 Nov 2014, 04:11 »

Welcome to the jungle. We have puns and names.
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« Reply #298 on: 12 Nov 2014, 05:33 »

Come take a walk on the wild side but watch out for the def leppard.
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« Reply #299 on: 12 Nov 2014, 07:54 »

We have no air service, since our only ship is a led Zeppelin.
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