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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #300 on: 12 Nov 2014, 07:58 »

But when you arrive, the locals are so friendly they'll give you a Kiss.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #301 on: 12 Nov 2014, 08:40 »

You can always ride the rolling stones to our location
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #302 on: 12 Nov 2014, 08:43 »

Make sure you meet the Queen while you're there.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #303 on: 12 Nov 2014, 10:06 »

Everyone is welcome. U2 can come down and to Electric Avenue and guess Who will be playing.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #304 on: 13 Nov 2014, 08:20 »

My hunting quiver is empty, is there an Arrowsmith near there?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #305 on: 13 Nov 2014, 08:24 »

I'm not sure if cesium is allowed there, being such a highly-reactive Metallica element. At least it's not fissile, so it can't be used to build Megadeth-causing nuclear weapons.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #306 on: 13 Nov 2014, 08:30 »

Just be careful with the drinks, for cesium causes Eruption that carry Dragonforce when in contact with water.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #307 on: 13 Nov 2014, 08:39 »

Let's Get This Straight From The Start, these puns were meant to be about band names, not song titles, any Misfits who refuse to follow these 15 Steps will be The Unforgiven.

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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #308 on: 13 Nov 2014, 11:50 »

I have often been accused of being a rebel, rebel who has to go my own way.
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« Reply #309 on: 13 Nov 2014, 12:37 »

That just leaves me Numb.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #310 on: 13 Nov 2014, 13:15 »

Comfortably Numb?
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« Reply #311 on: 13 Nov 2014, 13:28 »

Let's Get This Straight From The Start, these puns were meant to be about band names, not song titles, any Misfits who refuse to follow these 15 Steps will be The Unforgiven.

The most Deviant of the Transgressors will also be locked in an Iron Maiden, and the necks of any Survivor s will meet The Sword.
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« Reply #312 on: 13 Nov 2014, 14:30 »

Let's Get This Straight From The Start, these puns were meant to be about band names, not song titles, any Misfits who refuse to follow these 15 Steps will be The Unforgiven.

The most Deviant of the Transgressors will also be locked in an Iron Maiden, and the necks of any Survivor s will meet The Sword.

Sounds like Overkill. Everbody In The Place, Run To The Hills!

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« Reply #313 on: 13 Nov 2014, 17:24 »

Why run? It's not like there's any Rush.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #314 on: 13 Nov 2014, 17:56 »

Look, the Rush comes. On a Motorcycle.
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« Reply #315 on: 13 Nov 2014, 18:00 »

Is that so? Apparently...Yes.
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« Reply #316 on: 13 Nov 2014, 20:16 »

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« Reply #317 on: 14 Nov 2014, 02:15 »

Not even for your Queen?
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« Reply #318 on: 14 Nov 2014, 03:19 »

Clearly Guilty of Descending into Anarchy
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« Reply #319 on: 14 Nov 2014, 04:50 »

Not even burning the Midnight Oil, The Stooges.
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« Reply #320 on: 14 Nov 2014, 12:25 »

The predictions are getting a tad Apocalyptic, uh? I'm not worried, I Will Survive.
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« Reply #321 on: 14 Nov 2014, 12:34 »

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« Reply #322 on: 14 Nov 2014, 12:55 »

Oh dear, What I've Done.
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« Reply #323 on: 16 Nov 2014, 06:12 »

You shot the sheriff?
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« Reply #324 on: 16 Nov 2014, 06:17 »

His deputy's okay though.
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« Reply #325 on: 16 Nov 2014, 06:20 »

Considering their behavior lately though, fuck the police.
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« Reply #326 on: 16 Nov 2014, 07:06 »

Oh dear, What I've Done.

And you don't even know his last name?
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« Reply #327 on: 16 Nov 2014, 07:25 »

Laurence, but that's beyond the point.
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« Reply #328 on: 16 Nov 2014, 18:25 »

I didn't expect y'all to know country music, but I'll let it slide this time.
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« Reply #329 on: 16 Nov 2014, 18:33 »

As long as this doesn't end in a pub with no beer, I'm good.
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« Reply #330 on: 16 Nov 2014, 19:13 »

Not The Town and Country
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #331 on: 23 Nov 2014, 13:09 »

You know the problem with stoats, no diplomacy at all. They always feel they mustelid as it is.
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« Reply #332 on: 23 Nov 2014, 14:14 »

I see how you weaseled that pun in. You otter be ashamed of yourself.
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« Reply #333 on: 23 Nov 2014, 15:24 »

Yeah, I'm sorry to badger you, but how did you ferret that one out?
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« Reply #334 on: 23 Nov 2014, 15:37 »

He probably laid possum until it was time to Post it.
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« Reply #335 on: 23 Nov 2014, 23:03 »

Ha, this subject is in marten favourite puns. Ermine on a roll.
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« Reply #336 on: 23 Nov 2014, 23:18 »

Yep, rolling along like a Mercury Sable.
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« Reply #337 on: 30 Nov 2014, 07:25 »

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« Reply #338 on: 30 Nov 2014, 09:34 »

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« Reply #339 on: 30 Nov 2014, 12:38 »

That takes the cake
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« Reply #340 on: 30 Nov 2014, 13:57 »



It's already linked, but easier this way :P
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« Reply #341 on: 30 Nov 2014, 14:02 »



I don't know what website this is from but they get posted on here a lot. They are usually funny but so irritating because they always include a comment from someone saying how funny the post was.

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« Reply #342 on: 30 Nov 2014, 14:02 »

Tumblr, and I fucking agree.
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« Reply #343 on: 30 Nov 2014, 15:12 »

It's the internet equivalent to a laughing track. But it's the person who took the screenshot's fault. They could have linked the post without the repost.

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« Reply #344 on: 30 Nov 2014, 15:16 »

Well yeah, but I have a feeling that usually the person who took the screenshot is the person who retumbled it with the comment in the first place.
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« Reply #345 on: 08 Dec 2014, 02:29 »

It was probably in Meatier-res.
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« Reply #346 on: 17 Dec 2014, 04:22 »

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« Reply #347 on: 17 Dec 2014, 04:43 »

I tried to say that one to my wife but I scrambled it.

Also, the way those eggs are arranged with the olives looks a bit saucy.
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« Reply #348 on: 17 Dec 2014, 05:06 »

Reduced to poaching puns now are we Seldom?
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« Reply #349 on: 17 Dec 2014, 05:19 »

Eggsaxtly. Those puns certainly weren't all they were cracked up to be.
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