Topic: Random Puns (Read 412342 times)

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #350 on:** 17 Dec 2014, 06:12 »

Yeah, they don't tend to go over easy all that well do they? Especially not when I'm this pickled, definitely gonna be fried in the morning.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #351 on:** 17 Dec 2014, 06:40 »

We need to find another subject, because egg puns are overly easy.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #352 on:** 17 Dec 2014, 08:06 »

You people are scrambled

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #353 on:** 17 Dec 2014, 08:20 »

Awww, c'mon. We're not such bad eggs.

Kugai · « **Reply #354 on:** 17 Dec 2014, 12:16 »

At least he's not boiling mad

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #355 on:** 18 Dec 2014, 02:13 »

Pretty much just simmering away, he is.

jwhouk · « **Reply #356 on:** 18 Dec 2014, 06:56 »

These water puns are getting me a bit steamed.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #357 on:** 18 Dec 2014, 07:53 »

Hopefully they don't give you the vapors.

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #358 on:** 18 Dec 2014, 08:11 »

I dunno, I find it all a gas.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #359 on:** 18 Dec 2014, 08:27 »

All the more reason to try and be noble

jwhouk · « **Reply #360 on:** 18 Dec 2014, 08:36 »

Oh, you couldn't hit the broad side of a Barnes.

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #361 on:** 18 Dec 2014, 08:38 »

Or perhaps we should table these periodic puns for now and move on to matters with more atomic weight?

cesium133 · « **Reply #362 on:** 18 Dec 2014, 08:43 »

No, we shall cesium the day and barium with puns! All those who fear elemental puns will be lead out, for they are no bro of mine.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #363 on:** 18 Dec 2014, 10:29 »

Barium? No,no,niobium! Just banish them to Berkelium Californium in Americium!

Kugai · « **Reply #364 on:** 18 Dec 2014, 12:16 »

You could always go to Europium and visit Francium.

bhtooefr · « **Reply #365 on:** 18 Dec 2014, 14:50 »

These puns, I can't stannum any more!

cesium133 · « **Reply #366 on:** 18 Dec 2014, 14:55 »

These sorts of puns have been banned in Germanium and Francium.

Kugai · « **Reply #367 on:** 18 Dec 2014, 18:29 »

No need to have a Tantalum over them though.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #368 on:** 18 Dec 2014, 19:27 »

Quote from: Kugai on 18 Dec 2014, 18:29

No need to have a Tantalum over them though.

Most of the good ones Argon anyway

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #369 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 02:01 »

Eh, the bad ones will get ironed out soon enough.

Loki · « **Reply #370 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 04:37 »

That might smooth over the pain I feel from all those puns.

bhtooefr · « **Reply #371 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 06:01 »

I dunno, every time I click on this thread, I get kinda steamed. I'm hard-pressed to explain why, though.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #372 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 11:43 »

I can't believe this thread rowenta unnoticed by me all this time.

celticgeek · « **Reply #373 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 12:41 »

We'll be better when all of these puns argon.

cesium133 · « **Reply #374 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 12:43 »

Should I suggest a pun based on an elemental symbol? Na.

Kugai · « **Reply #375 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 13:32 »

So long as we don't have to pay a Fe

Method of Madness · « **Reply #376 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 20:48 »

Whoever said this line of puns was a good idea was telling a Li.

cesium133 · « **Reply #377 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 21:07 »

Whoever did it, He should be sentenced to Dy. (Spoiler: It was I.)

Method of Madness · « **Reply #378 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 21:12 »

In that case, shame on U.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #379 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 21:21 »

Quote from: Method of Madness on 19 Dec 2014, 20:48

Whoever said this line of puns was a good idea was telling a Li.

It downright stinks, Pu.

cesium133 · « **Reply #380 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 21:23 »

I give these puns a grade of F.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #381 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 21:32 »

We should Co-operate to make them better.

cesium133 · « **Reply #382 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 21:33 »

Perhaps we could raise the grade to a B.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #383 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 21:39 »

We'll C.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #384 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 21:45 »

Don't tell my mom, but for xmas I got her the Sherlock soundtrack, but since she doesn't know how to use iTunes, I had to buy the Cd.

celticgeek · « **Reply #385 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 22:01 »

Maybe we can scare them away by talking like pirates: Ar, Ar Ar, Ar, Ar!

Method of Madness · « **Reply #386 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 22:02 »

Quote from: SubaruStephen on 19 Dec 2014, 21:45

Don't tell my mom, but for xmas I got her the Sherlock soundtrack, but since she doesn't know how to use iTunes, I had to buy the Cd.

I wish you wouldn't use white text, it makes it Ni impossible to see.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #387 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 22:27 »

Quote from: Method of Madness on 19 Dec 2014, 22:02

I wish you wouldn't use white text, it makes it Ni impossible to see.

It looks F I Ne if you use the defaut gray forum color scheme.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #388 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 22:33 »

(I can't think of a pun, I just always forget that color scheme exists until I get logged off somehow)

jwhouk · « **Reply #389 on:** 20 Dec 2014, 07:22 »

C-c-c-com-bo-break-er!

Method of Madness · « **Reply #390 on:** 20 Dec 2014, 07:50 »

Eh, arguably "F I Ne" totally broke the combo first.

cesium133 · « **Reply #391 on:** 20 Dec 2014, 08:42 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 20 Dec 2014, 07:22

C-c-c-com-bo-beaker!

Fixed that for U.

Kugai · « **Reply #392 on:** 20 Dec 2014, 11:56 »

Lv it

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #393 on:** 22 Dec 2014, 19:59 »

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu.

Kugai · « **Reply #394 on:** 22 Dec 2014, 20:10 »

Corgi, that's a bad pun.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #395 on:** 22 Dec 2014, 20:16 »

I could probably cook up a worse pun in a Lab.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #396 on:** 22 Dec 2014, 20:17 »

So bad I choked on my soda, excuse me while I Finnish Spitz ing Coke-a-cola out of my windpipe.

Kugai · « **Reply #397 on:** 22 Dec 2014, 20:23 »

I'll let you Huntaway for a towel

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #398 on:** 22 Dec 2014, 20:46 »

Someone can golden retriever it for you

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #399 on:** 22 Dec 2014, 21:17 »

I'll ask former Olympian Knud Marstrand Christiansen, he was a Great Dane for saving hundreds of Jews during WW2, he'd loan me a towel.

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