Topic: Random Puns (Read 135964 times)

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #400 on:** 22 Dec 2014, 21:56 »

It would take a real German Shepherd to collie that reach.

Kugai · « **Reply #401 on:** 23 Dec 2014, 15:07 »

Probably take a Pincer movement

jwhouk · « **Reply #402 on:** 23 Dec 2014, 19:22 »

I always thought it was spelled "Pinscher", but Doberman has my dictionary.

Akima · « **Reply #403 on:** 23 Dec 2014, 19:32 »

Don't be a wiener, dog.

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #404 on:** 23 Dec 2014, 19:36 »

Wow

many puns

so funny

someone had to do

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #405 on:** 23 Dec 2014, 21:20 »

Schwungrad · « **Reply #406 on:** 24 Dec 2014, 04:38 »

Enough; that tree has been barked up enough.

Quiz: What do these two have in common?

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(Spoilered the NSFW pic -Method)

Method of Madness · « **Reply #407 on:** 24 Dec 2014, 05:54 »

Quote from: GarandMarine on 23 Dec 2014, 21:20

Keep your Apple. I'll stick with Windoge.

Akima · « **Reply #408 on:** 24 Dec 2014, 14:34 »

Quote from: Schwungrad on 24 Dec 2014, 04:38

Quiz: What do these two have in common?

Anyone who doesn't get it, should have the balls to sack-up and admit it.

Thrillho · « **Reply #409 on:** 24 Dec 2014, 14:57 »

Before I remembered what thread I was in, Akima's reply then was driving me nuts.

explicit · « **Reply #410 on:** 24 Dec 2014, 15:04 »

She's getting pretty testy about the whole thing.

hedgie · « **Reply #411 on:** 24 Dec 2014, 17:07 »

That's 'cos this stream of puns is bollocks.

Kugai · « **Reply #412 on:** 24 Dec 2014, 22:46 »

Global Moderator Comment Please do NOT give me a reason to lock this Thread. Think VEEEERY carefully about how you reply to that.

hedgie · « **Reply #413 on:** 24 Dec 2014, 22:53 »

Apologies, I was just running with the testicle-natured current content. Editing to put a Claireface in order to make my intentions clearer.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #414 on:** 24 Dec 2014, 23:14 »

So what Kugai's saying is you need to kick rocks.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #415 on:** 25 Dec 2014, 06:51 »

Maybe we'd cheer up if we got a little stoned

The Seldom Killer · « **Reply #416 on:** 25 Dec 2014, 07:19 »

Always seems to be thr base alt ernative

jwhouk · « **Reply #417 on:** 25 Dec 2014, 09:21 »

Someone appears to be taking their spell checker for granite.

The Seldom Killer · « **Reply #418 on:** 25 Dec 2014, 09:56 »

No spell checker, I just try to picrite

Kugai · « **Reply #419 on:** 25 Dec 2014, 12:31 »

At least the Thread didn't come to an igneous end.

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #420 on:** 25 Dec 2014, 12:50 »

Hey, people just Lava a good pun, y'know?

hedgie · « **Reply #421 on:** 25 Dec 2014, 13:10 »

Now we're getting some real gems.

Akima · « **Reply #422 on:** 25 Dec 2014, 14:41 »

And ones that won't get us in the schist with the Mods.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #423 on:** 25 Dec 2014, 18:17 »

Anyone want some dessert? Pyrite?

jwhouk · « **Reply #424 on:** 25 Dec 2014, 18:57 »

That one was the Mohs annoying on the pun hardness scale.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #425 on:** 25 Dec 2014, 20:32 »

Quote from: Method of Madness on 25 Dec 2014, 18:17

Anyone want some dessert? Pyrite?

How gneiss of you to offer!

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #426 on:** 26 Dec 2014, 03:33 »

Frack but we're getting some good puns eh?

cesium133 · « **Reply #427 on:** 26 Dec 2014, 05:20 »

Well, puns are a deep subject.

The Seldom Killer · « **Reply #428 on:** 26 Dec 2014, 06:33 »

Oi, that pun was mine.

Thrillho · « **Reply #429 on:** 26 Dec 2014, 07:25 »

You really got shafted there.

The Seldom Killer · « **Reply #430 on:** 26 Dec 2014, 07:51 »

Yeah, I'll have to dig out something else now

Thrillho · « **Reply #431 on:** 26 Dec 2014, 07:52 »

Take your pick.

The Seldom Killer · « **Reply #432 on:** 26 Dec 2014, 08:15 »

I'm not just going to shovel puns on here like a rake.

Thrillho · « **Reply #433 on:** 26 Dec 2014, 08:54 »

You're such a hoe.

Kugai · « **Reply #434 on:** 26 Dec 2014, 09:40 »

We're definitely ploughing through them

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #435 on:** 26 Dec 2014, 19:28 »

Be careful, if we start to combine puns, we'll harvest them all too quickly.

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #436 on:** 26 Dec 2014, 19:31 »

Eh, we'll just have to weed out the bad ones.

Kugai · « **Reply #437 on:** 26 Dec 2014, 19:44 »

And sort the wheat from the chaff

hedgie · « **Reply #438 on:** 26 Dec 2014, 20:51 »

I barley have anything to say about that.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #439 on:** 26 Dec 2014, 21:02 »

I know... It's a teff act to follow

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #440 on:** 26 Dec 2014, 21:12 »

Amaizing ain't it?

The Seldom Killer · « **Reply #441 on:** 27 Dec 2014, 01:00 »

I feel like these puns are going against the grain.

hedgie · « **Reply #442 on:** 27 Dec 2014, 01:07 »

A sobaing thought.

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #443 on:** 27 Dec 2014, 01:12 »

It certainly was a wild rice from start to finish . . .

cesium133 · « **Reply #444 on:** 27 Dec 2014, 06:30 »

Wow, these puns are corny.

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #445 on:** 27 Dec 2014, 08:01 »

I dunno, I think they're kind of rice.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #446 on:** 27 Dec 2014, 10:25 »

Only cereal killers like puns, the rest of use just tolerate them.

explicit · « **Reply #447 on:** 21 Jan 2015, 19:14 »

Kugai · « **Reply #448 on:** 22 Jan 2015, 21:33 »

Guess he got stoned once or twice during that time too.

cesium133 · « **Reply #449 on:** 22 Jan 2015, 21:37 »

What can I say? He likes to rock hard. He's a gneiss guy, though.

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