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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #400 on: 22 Dec 2014, 21:56 »

It would take a real German Shepherd to collie that reach.
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« Reply #401 on: 23 Dec 2014, 15:07 »

Probably take a Pincer movement
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« Reply #402 on: 23 Dec 2014, 19:22 »

I always thought it was spelled "Pinscher", but Doberman has my dictionary.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #403 on: 23 Dec 2014, 19:32 »

Don't be a wiener, dog.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #404 on: 23 Dec 2014, 19:36 »

Wow

             many puns


   so funny


             someone had to do  :wow:
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« Reply #405 on: 23 Dec 2014, 21:20 »

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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #406 on: 24 Dec 2014, 04:38 »

Enough; that tree has been barked up enough.

Quiz: What do these two have in common?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #407 on: 24 Dec 2014, 05:54 »

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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #408 on: 24 Dec 2014, 14:34 »

Quiz: What do these two have in common?
Anyone who doesn't get it, should have the balls to sack-up and admit it.
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« Reply #409 on: 24 Dec 2014, 14:57 »

Before I remembered what thread I was in, Akima's reply then was driving me nuts.
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« Reply #410 on: 24 Dec 2014, 15:04 »

She's getting pretty testy about the whole thing.
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« Reply #411 on: 24 Dec 2014, 17:07 »

 That's 'cos this stream of puns is bollocks.  :claireface:
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #412 on: 24 Dec 2014, 22:46 »

Global Moderator Comment Please do NOT give me a reason to lock this Thread. Think VEEEERY carefully about how you reply to that.
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« Reply #413 on: 24 Dec 2014, 22:53 »

Apologies, I was just running with the testicle-natured current content.  Editing to put a Claireface in order to make my intentions clearer.
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« Reply #414 on: 24 Dec 2014, 23:14 »

So what Kugai's saying is you need to kick rocks.
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« Reply #415 on: 25 Dec 2014, 06:51 »

Maybe we'd cheer up if we got a little stoned :claireface:
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #416 on: 25 Dec 2014, 07:19 »

Always seems to be thr base alt ernative
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« Reply #417 on: 25 Dec 2014, 09:21 »

Someone appears to be taking their spell checker for granite.
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« Reply #418 on: 25 Dec 2014, 09:56 »

No spell checker, I just try to picrite
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #419 on: 25 Dec 2014, 12:31 »

At least the Thread didn't come to an igneous end.
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« Reply #420 on: 25 Dec 2014, 12:50 »

Hey, people just Lava a good pun, y'know?
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« Reply #421 on: 25 Dec 2014, 13:10 »

Now we're getting some real gems.
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« Reply #422 on: 25 Dec 2014, 14:41 »

And ones that won't get us in the schist with the Mods.
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« Reply #423 on: 25 Dec 2014, 18:17 »

Anyone want some dessert? Pyrite?
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« Reply #424 on: 25 Dec 2014, 18:57 »

That one was the Mohs annoying on the pun hardness scale.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #425 on: 25 Dec 2014, 20:32 »

Anyone want some dessert? Pyrite?

How gneiss of you to offer! :laugh:
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« Reply #426 on: 26 Dec 2014, 03:33 »

Frack but we're getting some good puns eh?
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« Reply #427 on: 26 Dec 2014, 05:20 »

Well, puns are a deep subject.
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« Reply #428 on: 26 Dec 2014, 06:33 »

Oi, that pun was mine.
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« Reply #429 on: 26 Dec 2014, 07:25 »

You really got shafted there.
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« Reply #430 on: 26 Dec 2014, 07:51 »

Yeah, I'll have to dig out something else now
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« Reply #431 on: 26 Dec 2014, 07:52 »

Take your pick.
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« Reply #432 on: 26 Dec 2014, 08:15 »

I'm not just going to shovel puns on here like a rake.
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« Reply #433 on: 26 Dec 2014, 08:54 »

You're such a hoe.
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« Reply #434 on: 26 Dec 2014, 09:40 »

We're definitely ploughing through them
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« Reply #435 on: 26 Dec 2014, 19:28 »

Be careful, if we start to combine puns, we'll harvest them all too quickly.
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« Reply #436 on: 26 Dec 2014, 19:31 »

Eh, we'll just have to weed out the bad ones.
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« Reply #437 on: 26 Dec 2014, 19:44 »

And sort the wheat from the chaff
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« Reply #438 on: 26 Dec 2014, 20:51 »

I barley have anything to say about that.
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« Reply #439 on: 26 Dec 2014, 21:02 »

I know... It's a teff act to follow
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« Reply #440 on: 26 Dec 2014, 21:12 »

Amaizing ain't it?
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« Reply #441 on: 27 Dec 2014, 01:00 »

I feel like these puns are going against the grain.
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« Reply #442 on: 27 Dec 2014, 01:07 »

A sobaing thought.
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« Reply #443 on: 27 Dec 2014, 01:12 »

It certainly was a wild rice from start to finish . . .
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« Reply #444 on: 27 Dec 2014, 06:30 »

Wow, these puns are corny.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #445 on: 27 Dec 2014, 08:01 »

I dunno, I think they're kind of rice.
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« Reply #446 on: 27 Dec 2014, 10:25 »

Only cereal killers like puns, the rest of use just tolerate them.
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« Reply #448 on: 22 Jan 2015, 21:33 »

Guess he got stoned once or twice during that time too.
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« Reply #449 on: 22 Jan 2015, 21:37 »

What can I say? He likes to rock hard. He's a gneiss guy, though.
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