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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #450 on: 22 Jan 2015, 21:44 »

Yes, but he could get slated for it.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #451 on: 23 Jan 2015, 00:27 »

Oh Mohs.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #452 on: 23 Jan 2015, 07:46 »

So long as his friends don't take him for granite. 
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #453 on: 23 Jan 2015, 12:17 »

That would be a shisty thing to do.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #454 on: 26 Jan 2015, 11:43 »

There are three people on a boat. They have four cigarettes, all want to smoke, but they have no way of igniting the cigarettes. What should they do?

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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #455 on: 26 Jan 2015, 12:34 »

GROAN

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« Reply #456 on: 26 Jan 2015, 12:40 »

*Lightly applauds*

I'll admit, I think it's going to be hard to match that one.
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« Reply #457 on: 26 Jan 2015, 12:41 »

Stealth pun, there?

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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #458 on: 26 Jan 2015, 12:43 »

It'll take a spark of insight to enlighten us to another pun of such brightness.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #459 on: 26 Jan 2015, 12:43 »

Wait till you find my pun.

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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #460 on: 26 Jan 2015, 12:44 »

No time...?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #461 on: 26 Jan 2015, 13:52 »

He's a bright spark
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« Reply #462 on: 06 Feb 2015, 11:05 »

Have you seen the movie 'Constipation'?

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« Reply #463 on: 06 Feb 2015, 14:59 »

It's being shown at the Hollywood Bowl.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #464 on: 06 Feb 2015, 21:02 »

What a dump
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #465 on: 06 Feb 2015, 21:04 »

That place is full of shit.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #466 on: 06 Feb 2015, 21:13 »

There's a missing link in this logic chain. It's only turdy percent thought through.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #467 on: 06 Feb 2015, 22:20 »

But it isn't going to drain us of puns anytime soon.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #468 on: 07 Feb 2015, 02:39 »

I want to contribute to the the thread, but I can't stick around, I gotta runs
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #469 on: 07 Feb 2015, 08:16 »

this whole puns thing has become a big job.... you might say it's started a movement
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #470 on: 07 Feb 2015, 14:03 »

Indeed.  You might say the whole thing is flushed with success.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #471 on: 08 Feb 2015, 00:05 »

The world has never seen this thread's e colI am honored to be a part of it.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #472 on: 08 Feb 2015, 21:46 »

Ok, that last pun plunged us all into the deepends.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #473 on: 08 Feb 2015, 22:30 »

And the thread trots on...
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #474 on: 08 Feb 2015, 22:59 »

There's so many puns to catch up on, maybe I should find a stool.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #475 on: 08 Feb 2015, 23:17 »

Or just sample them. 
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #476 on: 09 Feb 2015, 03:35 »

I can't stand for that so I'll have to pooh-pooh that idea.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #477 on: 09 Feb 2015, 05:39 »

I think it's time to sink this back to the bowels from whence it came.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #478 on: 09 Feb 2015, 08:02 »

Agreed. This thread's clearly circling the bowl.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #479 on: 09 Feb 2015, 08:24 »

I'll give that vote number 2. It's going down the pipes.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #480 on: 09 Feb 2015, 11:24 »

I can't decide whether this thread is anushering in of horrible things to come orificile treatment of this issue.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #481 on: 10 Feb 2015, 01:03 »

I've had enough of you two talking shit. You're really taking the piss.

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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #482 on: 10 Feb 2015, 01:14 »

OK, I think it's time to close the lid on that.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #483 on: 10 Feb 2015, 05:47 »

Oh, poopy. I never get to have any fun....
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #484 on: 10 Feb 2015, 06:22 »

They have medication for that.

Not Immodium, though.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #485 on: 10 Feb 2015, 06:26 »

A friend of mine came up with this:

Hey tornado, why don't you tornadon't?


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« Reply #486 on: 10 Feb 2015, 08:38 »

I'm an American, not an American't*!

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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #487 on: 10 Feb 2015, 09:31 »

The rate of decline in puns is excremental. 
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #488 on: 10 Feb 2015, 14:44 »

See, we're all enjoying the crap outta this Thread  :-D
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« Reply #489 on: 10 Feb 2015, 17:34 »

I'd make a pun, but it's been a long day so I'm kind of pooped.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #490 on: 10 Feb 2015, 17:46 »

Shit.  Where are we going to go next?
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« Reply #491 on: 10 Feb 2015, 18:11 »

I'd say round the bend, but I think that that would be kinda redundant at this stage.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #492 on: 10 Feb 2015, 18:16 »

You guys are getting really fecestious here.
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« Reply #493 on: 10 Feb 2015, 18:20 »

I hope we don't have to snake out a decent pun.
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« Reply #494 on: 10 Feb 2015, 18:27 »

Hopefully this thread isn't giving a death rattle.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #495 on: 10 Feb 2015, 18:39 »

Does it have insurance? 



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« Reply #496 on: 10 Feb 2015, 18:58 »

There is anyways a way for new ones to slither up to the top.  It doesn't seem like too much to asp for.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #497 on: 10 Feb 2015, 20:14 »

Well if anybody's got a a good one, go ahead and adder to the topic.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #498 on: 10 Feb 2015, 20:18 »

Whoever revives the thread has the Order of the Garter conferred upon them.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #499 on: 10 Feb 2015, 21:37 »

Is that Diamond backed?
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