Topic: Random Puns (Read 411468 times)

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #850 on:** 29 Mar 2015, 12:48 »

Quote from: chaospersonified on 25 Mar 2015, 18:19

Quote from: SubaruStephen on 25 Mar 2015, 18:15
Ow,ow,ow, I was cutting a block of wood and it slipped, a Sawtooth caught my knuckle and now I'm bleeding.

I'm sure that's a sharp pun, but it's going straight over my head. Like, I'm sure it cuts right to the core, but I'm ignorant. I'd ask for an explanation, but unless you could work in a woodworking pun, I'd feel like you were off-topic

Some woodworking tools are off-limits anyway, for example the banned saw.

Kugai · « **Reply #851 on:** 29 Mar 2015, 13:52 »

I wouldn't fret it.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #852 on:** 29 Mar 2015, 14:57 »

I saw what you did there.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #853 on:** 29 Mar 2015, 17:10 »

Puns about about Forstner bits are so boring.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #854 on:** 29 Mar 2015, 18:03 »

That is plane to see.

cesium133 · « **Reply #855 on:** 29 Mar 2015, 18:05 »

How boring. We should hold some drills to get people interested.

Kugai · « **Reply #856 on:** 29 Mar 2015, 18:20 »

I wouldn't press the issue

Aziraphale · « **Reply #857 on:** 29 Mar 2015, 18:28 »

We might have to call you Torque-mada otherwise.

Akima · « **Reply #858 on:** 29 Mar 2015, 19:10 »

Kugai · « **Reply #859 on:** 29 Mar 2015, 22:57 »

Mitre good saw there

Thrillho · « **Reply #860 on:** 30 Mar 2015, 07:02 »

You're all coping better than I expected with this.

Aziraphale · « **Reply #861 on:** 30 Mar 2015, 07:21 »

Quote from: Gareth on 30 Mar 2015, 07:02

You're all coping better than I expected with this.

Calls for a jig, I think.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #862 on:** 30 Mar 2015, 11:59 »

What's all the buzz about?

Kugai · « **Reply #863 on:** 30 Mar 2015, 15:16 »

We're just hacking away at the puns

chaospersonified · « **Reply #864 on:** 30 Mar 2015, 16:44 »

Ain't that the tooth!

looktall · « **Reply #865 on:** 31 Mar 2015, 03:28 »

Brace yourselves, I have a filling this topic will not decay.
I've been to the dentist many times so I know the drill.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #866 on:** 31 Mar 2015, 05:33 »

Tomorrow is the first day of April, and here's what I plan to do.

Every morning, I will examine the weather maps, looking for patterns, driving to wherever is still sunny. I'll spend a fortune in gas over the next 30 days, but it will all be worth it, because we all know the saying: 'April showers bring May flowers.'

And I fucking hate pilgrims.

cesium133 · « **Reply #867 on:** 31 Mar 2015, 06:34 »

So there will be no thanks giving from you for the pilgrims?

chaospersonified · « **Reply #868 on:** 31 Mar 2015, 08:19 »

I just find their whole outlook so... Puritanical, you know?

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #869 on:** 31 Mar 2015, 09:26 »

Quote from: chaospersonified on 31 Mar 2015, 08:19

I just find their whole outlook so... Puritanical, you know?

Sure, but some pine for the days when a young settler could take a break and play with his mutt under an elm or a mulberry... they think it was the acme of human existence.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #870 on:** 31 Mar 2015, 11:39 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 31 Mar 2015, 09:26

Quote from: chaospersonified on 31 Mar 2015, 08:19
I just find their whole outlook so... Puritanical, you know?

Sure, but some pine for the days when a young settler could take a break and play with his mutt under an elm or a mulberry... they think it was the acme of human existence.

Huh, are arboreal puns poplar now? Tree whiz, never wood have guessed that

hedgie · « **Reply #871 on:** 31 Mar 2015, 11:44 »

Pine, mutt, elm, and mulberry are all mail clients.

Aziraphale · « **Reply #872 on:** 31 Mar 2015, 14:24 »

Quote from: cesium133 on 31 Mar 2015, 06:34

So there will be no thanks giving from you for the pilgrims?

Never the Wayne shall meet.

Kugai · « **Reply #873 on:** 31 Mar 2015, 15:26 »

That's a bit Colt

Aziraphale · « **Reply #874 on:** 31 Mar 2015, 16:03 »

Tried to come up with a better one, but I was shooting blanks.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #875 on:** 31 Mar 2015, 16:27 »

The caliber of the posts has suddenly declined.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #876 on:** 31 Mar 2015, 16:45 »

Right on the mark with that one, SubaruStephen. Bullseye.

Kugai · « **Reply #877 on:** 31 Mar 2015, 17:55 »

Bit Sharpe though

chaospersonified · « **Reply #878 on:** 01 Apr 2015, 06:45 »

Quote from: ıɐɓn⋊ on 31 Mar 2015, 17:55

Bit Sharpe though

Sean Bean a bit Stark, I think.

looktall · « **Reply #879 on:** 01 Apr 2015, 06:52 »

He's a bit of a cleanskin.
Always ronin around trying to achieve equilibrium.
It takes a real golden eye to spot such a national treasure.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #880 on:** 01 Apr 2015, 06:57 »

Good Lord of the Rings, you know your Sean Bean works! He's pretty prolific, I mean, we could play this Game of Thrones all day!

Kugai · « **Reply #881 on:** 01 Apr 2015, 12:51 »

At least we're not going to make an outlaw out of you and send you far north.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #882 on:** 01 Apr 2015, 12:56 »

Quote from: ıɐɓn⋊ on 01 Apr 2015, 12:51

At least we're not going to make an outlaw out of you and send you far north.

Long as I'm not walled in

Kugai · « **Reply #883 on:** 01 Apr 2015, 13:03 »

Naaaah, we'll just put you in the field and keep an airborne watch on you.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #884 on:** 01 Apr 2015, 13:40 »

Where do the airborne come down, anyway? King's Landing?

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #885 on:** 02 Apr 2015, 16:37 »

More often than not they land on a silent hill in the dark

chaospersonified · « **Reply #886 on:** 02 Apr 2015, 17:28 »

Silent hill, huh? I'm guessing I'm imprisoned nearby, then. Do I get a Playstation?

chaospersonified · « **Reply #887 on:** 02 Apr 2015, 20:28 »

Quote from: chaospersonified on 02 Apr 2015, 17:28

Silent hill, huh? I'm guessing I'm imprisoned nearby, then. Do I get a Playstation?

I'm upset that there hasn't been a response in so long. I didn't mean to X-box anyone out of the conversation. I'm not like, that much a controller. All this, it's just a game, boy, a game with words.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #888 on:** 02 Apr 2015, 20:36 »

I'd have posted sooner, but I was thinking of the dreamcast of a Questionable Content tv series.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #889 on:** 02 Apr 2015, 21:19 »

Ouch, don't get too visualboy. There's gamesharks that live in these waters, and they can smell blood

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #890 on:** 02 Apr 2015, 21:20 »

Nobody expected video game puns, but that's just an example of the law of unnintendoed consequences.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #891 on:** 02 Apr 2015, 21:22 »

I dunno, I'd Sega-d knows, anything could happen

chaospersonified · « **Reply #892 on:** 02 Apr 2015, 21:23 »

Long as no one makes a joke about a cartridge in a pear tree, I'm okay. I have weird childhood issues related to that, AND IT'S NOT FUCKING CHRISTMAS

Kugai · « **Reply #893 on:** 02 Apr 2015, 22:49 »

That's no the gameboy

chaospersonified · « **Reply #894 on:** 03 Apr 2015, 05:56 »

Quote from: Kugai on 02 Apr 2015, 22:49

That's no the gameboy

Huh. N64 years, I never thought I'd see such hack

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #895 on:** 03 Apr 2015, 16:05 »

All these modern game systems use dedicated monitors these days, it's almost as if there's no more interest left Intellivision

bhtooefr · « **Reply #896 on:** 03 Apr 2015, 16:13 »

Hey, with a dedicated display on your console, you can game behind the Commodedoor.

Kugai · « **Reply #897 on:** 03 Apr 2015, 16:30 »

Now we'll get a Blizzard of company names

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #898 on:** 03 Apr 2015, 17:03 »

It will be Epic.

looktall · « **Reply #899 on:** 05 Apr 2015, 03:28 »

Well that came from out of nowhere.
I'm falling to pieces here.
Surprise you're dead I said to the zombie eaters.
Everyone knows that the real thing is underwater love but most don't find out until the morning after by which time the woodpecker from mars and the war pigs have appeared on the edge of the world.

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