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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #900 on: 05 Apr 2015, 08:50 »

Wut?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #901 on: 05 Apr 2015, 10:34 »

A series of Faith No More puns, IIRC. Though something may be Bungled in there.
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« Reply #902 on: 05 Apr 2015, 11:19 »

It was a bit Zippy
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #903 on: 05 Apr 2015, 12:03 »

You know, the other day, there was a ghost in my room. I didn't want him in here, so I asked him to leave. He refused to go. I told him if he didn't leave, I would beat the shit out of him. He still wouldn't go.

So kicked his phantom ass.

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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #904 on: 06 Apr 2015, 07:29 »

Spring has sprung, and after yesterday's Easter dinner, so has my the button on my pants.
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« Reply #905 on: 06 Apr 2015, 12:00 »

Took it in your stride though by the sound of it.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #906 on: 06 Apr 2015, 12:02 »

Might seam that way, but it's pretty tear-able.
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« Reply #907 on: 06 Apr 2015, 12:05 »

It could always become a ripping yarn old boy
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #908 on: 06 Apr 2015, 12:08 »

Eh, I'm more of the mindset where I just want to cleave it alone. Seperate myself from the incident. The fabric of reality won't open up and swallow me for that, right?
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« Reply #909 on: 06 Apr 2015, 12:11 »

So you just want the whole thing sewn up without leaving a patchy mark.
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« Reply #910 on: 06 Apr 2015, 12:19 »

That's knot what I said, but it's very true. Pinpoint accuracy, as usual, Kugai.
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« Reply #911 on: 06 Apr 2015, 13:08 »

Gotta say though, it's been needling me for a while...
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #912 on: 06 Apr 2015, 18:29 »

Harrumph. The stitching/sewing/fabric puns appear to failing in their purpose of holding this topic together. My attempts should be more sticky if they hope to adhere, so says my friend. Elmer's pretty good at this kind of thing.
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« Reply #913 on: 06 Apr 2015, 18:32 »

I mean, he's not SUPER or anything, but he holds it together
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #914 on: 06 Apr 2015, 20:29 »

I heard he was bit Crazy...
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« Reply #915 on: 06 Apr 2015, 21:01 »

I heard he was bit Crazy...

Nah, he's just a little stuck in his ways.
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« Reply #916 on: 06 Apr 2015, 21:45 »

Can't allow yourself to get bogged down in things.
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« Reply #917 on: 06 Apr 2015, 21:49 »

Sorry I haven't been punning much lately. I've been swamped in things I have to do.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #918 on: 06 Apr 2015, 21:53 »

Long as you don't say good bayou'll be back eventually.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #919 on: 07 Apr 2015, 20:32 »

Buying the Europe discography in its original medium*... It's the vinyl countdown.


*this is a lie. I apologize to any hair metal fans out there, just... not my scene.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #920 on: 07 Apr 2015, 22:13 »

Well, at least you're not going round in circles
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« Reply #921 on: 07 Apr 2015, 22:37 »

Well, at least you're not going round in circles

What can I say, I'm cassette in my ways!
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« Reply #922 on: 07 Apr 2015, 22:43 »

Just so long as things don't spiral out of control.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #923 on: 09 Apr 2015, 19:00 »

Subject: Mexican food. Don't guac away. Taco 'bout it.
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« Reply #924 on: 09 Apr 2015, 23:11 »

Nacho average food.
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« Reply #925 on: 10 Apr 2015, 01:21 »

If your house is cold, eat Mexican food. Use it fajitas.
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« Reply #926 on: 10 Apr 2015, 02:28 »

If your house is cold, eat Mexican food. Use it fajitas.

The internet is a wonderful place. 24 hours a day, seven days a week, you can use it to groan loudly at a pun made by someone on the other side of the world.

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« Reply #927 on: 10 Apr 2015, 02:38 »

If your house is cold, eat Mexican food. Use it fajitas.

The internet is a wonderful place. 24 hours a day, seven days a week, you can use it to groan loudly at a pun made by someone on the other side of the world.

These days the world really is like a disappointing fish and chips.
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« Reply #928 on: 10 Apr 2015, 04:36 »

These days the world really is like a disappointing fish and chips.
It's covered in oil, leaves a bad taste in your mouth, and makes you want to vomit?
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« Reply #929 on: 10 Apr 2015, 05:07 »

It's just a small plaice.
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« Reply #930 on: 10 Apr 2015, 08:02 »

It's just a small plaice.

*shaking my head*

I ought to smack you with a fish for that terrible pun, Mackerel example out of you.
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« Reply #931 on: 10 Apr 2015, 09:01 »

Walleye oughta smack you off your perch.
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« Reply #932 on: 10 Apr 2015, 10:07 »

Be singing a different Tuna-fter I'm through with you! Different register, too, soprano instead of Bass.
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« Reply #933 on: 10 Apr 2015, 10:20 »

Pugelism, eh? Yer crucian for a bruisin. Hit me with your best shad. I bet you can't even leave a shiner on my cheek or bruise on my chinook.
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« Reply #934 on: 10 Apr 2015, 12:28 »

Pugelism, eh? Yer crucian for a bruisin. Hit me with your best shad. I bet you can't even leave a shiner on my cheek or bruise on my chinook.

Don't mess with me! If you're smaller than me, then I'd tell you to watch it, Shrimp.

If you're bigger then me... uh... Brains over Prawn?

This far down in the internet, things like this are kinda murky.
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« Reply #935 on: 10 Apr 2015, 14:05 »

Looks at both of you with a Sergeant Major face.
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« Reply #936 on: 10 Apr 2015, 14:16 »

Looks at both of you with a Sergeant Major face.

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« Reply #937 on: 10 Apr 2015, 14:22 »

But private eyes are watching you. They see your every move...
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« Reply #938 on: 10 Apr 2015, 14:23 »

Sleuthing around, are they? I've noticed just the one such Snoop, and he's totally a Dogg.
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« Reply #939 on: 15 Apr 2015, 06:46 »

I'm at work and I just realized I forgot to take my attention medication. These things... they ADD up.
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« Reply #940 on: 15 Apr 2015, 10:03 »

So if the image of the old woman in a chair were done in wood instead of oil, would we call her Whittler's Mother?
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« Reply #941 on: 15 Apr 2015, 11:36 »

So if the image of the old woman in a chair were done in wood instead of oil, would we call her Whittler's Mother?

Wooden you like to know
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« Reply #942 on: 15 Apr 2015, 13:47 »

I dunno.. These puns are leaving me kind of flat. Maybe I'm just board with them, and pine-ing for something new?
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« Reply #943 on: 15 Apr 2015, 14:04 »

Well, if we spruce things up a bit maybe your bored feet will lumber along more quickly.
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« Reply #944 on: 15 Apr 2015, 14:36 »

So I say to my wife, "Now I gotta look up kinds of wood."
Wife: "Are you aspen me?"
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« Reply #945 on: 15 Apr 2015, 14:39 »

She laughs at my humor, but sometimes she thinks I'm a pain in the ash.
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« Reply #946 on: 15 Apr 2015, 15:26 »

Well, at least she gives a fig.
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« Reply #947 on: 15 Apr 2015, 15:30 »

I can barely be-leaf it! People! Here! Puns! Oh, happy day!

I've been running low on punning possibilities as of late...
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« Reply #948 on: 15 Apr 2015, 15:31 »

Or, if you're looking for a more concise wording, you'd just say I've been punning low
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« Reply #949 on: 15 Apr 2015, 16:26 »

It doesn't take much to set off this group. It doesn't even have to be in this thread. We can derail other threads.

Well, at least she gives a fig.

After reading that to wife: "Orange'ou going to give a reply?"

We've only been married since October. I keep finding new reasons to keep her. She's no lemon.

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