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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1100 on: 08 Jun 2015, 15:20 »

I think we've had just Abbot enough of this nunsence.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1101 on: 08 Jun 2015, 16:27 »

In other news, my big, black flashdrive o' porn is missing again. This keeps happening, it's totally fucked. I'm doing my best to reproduce the contents of it, though.
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« Reply #1102 on: 08 Jun 2015, 19:12 »

We'll have to wait and see if the message here really penetrates my thick skull, I guess. I need some kind of protection to stop this shit happening. I'm just worried if I set a system in place, everyone's gonna start accusing me of being anal with my porn collection
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« Reply #1103 on: 11 Jun 2015, 12:55 »

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A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.
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“No, it’s snowing,” replies the woman.
“How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!” exclaims the man. “Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?”
“Definitely raining,” Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
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« Reply #1104 on: 11 Jun 2015, 12:59 »

I like it, but shouldn't it be Leningrad?
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« Reply #1105 on: 11 Jun 2015, 16:04 »

Stalin for time are we?
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« Reply #1106 on: 11 Jun 2015, 17:08 »

The inaccuracy is why I can't give it full Marx.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1107 on: 11 Jun 2015, 20:11 »

you guys are biCzar.

i was russian that one, i hope it's ok.
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« Reply #1108 on: 11 Jun 2015, 20:42 »

I won't Beriya a grudge
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« Reply #1109 on: 11 Jun 2015, 20:49 »

See, I'm trying to think of something in this theme, but the only Russian things I'm familiar with are the dolls, Anastasia, and vodka.

The first just seems so many layers of fake. The second, I'd rather not try and bring back the dead. The third just seems whiskey.
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« Reply #1110 on: 11 Jun 2015, 21:01 »

You could consider making some Olympic puns, but those would be Sochi-p.
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« Reply #1111 on: 11 Jun 2015, 21:11 »

Oh, I have a mountain of Olympic puns, so many they run circles around a 400M track. Let me go that direction, you're removing SO many goshdang hurdles. Take a shot, put (shotput) yourself out there, try me.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1112 on: 11 Jun 2015, 21:36 »

Are you trying for a Homer run?
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« Reply #1113 on: 11 Jun 2015, 23:54 »

Double that, you'd be right on base. Batting a thousand, as they say.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1114 on: 12 Jun 2015, 06:42 »

That' s juuuuuuust a bit outside.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1115 on: 12 Jun 2015, 07:50 »

I protest. These ball puns are absolutely foul.
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« Reply #1116 on: 12 Jun 2015, 07:57 »

You're just chicken.

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« Reply #1117 on: 12 Jun 2015, 08:05 »


I protest. These ball puns are absolutely foul.

Really? I thought we knocked them out the park!
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« Reply #1118 on: 12 Jun 2015, 09:09 »

You're just chicken.
A line drive got sent toward me, but I managed to duck.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1119 on: 12 Jun 2015, 12:03 »

What do you get when there's no more coffee?

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« Reply #1120 on: 12 Jun 2015, 12:59 »

What do you get when there's no more coffee?

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Hold up, how the hell is there no coffee?

Why would you let it get that bad?

I've bean in tough times before, but that you'd let it go so far, that grinds my gears! French presses my buttons, you know? Caffeine is Shrek.

Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.

How could you not have coffee?
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« Reply #1121 on: 12 Jun 2015, 16:56 »

Indeed, I'd be a hasbean without it.
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« Reply #1122 on: 12 Jun 2015, 18:05 »

Maybe I'm milking this, but I do consider food based puns of all varieties to be the cream of the crop.
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« Reply #1123 on: 12 Jun 2015, 21:59 »

A Toast to you then  :)
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« Reply #1124 on: 13 Jun 2015, 05:32 »

Gjad you're not jelly; we'd be in a bit if a jam if that happened. It's butter this way
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« Reply #1125 on: 13 Jun 2015, 13:28 »

Oh, this topic is still around?

There's Nutella-ing how long it'll last
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« Reply #1126 on: 13 Jun 2015, 14:31 »

We don't do this for Peanuts, nor to butter people up
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« Reply #1127 on: 13 Jun 2015, 14:55 »

Oh, this topic is still around?

There's Nutella-ing how long it'll last

Trying to start a beef? Or just egging us on for no reason?
Come at me, bro, I'll scramble you!

This topic has the shelf-life of a goddamn Twinkie.
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« Reply #1128 on: 13 Jun 2015, 15:14 »

I see I've been sandwiched.

That takes the Bacon.  Still, lets Egg this on.
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« Reply #1129 on: 13 Jun 2015, 15:58 »

Long as no one starts wine-ing, we'll be fine. We don't need to be walking on eggshells here. I ham feeling very positive about this.
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« Reply #1130 on: 13 Jun 2015, 22:21 »

Well, the steaks aren't that high, though I may be looking at this with a glazed perception
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« Reply #1131 on: 13 Jun 2015, 22:35 »

No, you're not imagining. It's a piece of cake, doing this. Beer in this thread, we spout off with no difficulty.
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« Reply #1132 on: 13 Jun 2015, 22:36 »

A stout perception there

Guinness me, we're on a roll too!!
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« Reply #1133 on: 13 Jun 2015, 22:38 »

Puns are definitely a-bun-dant. Rye, it's like they're falling from the sky!
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« Reply #1134 on: 14 Jun 2015, 12:48 »

Whisky?
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« Reply #1135 on: 14 Jun 2015, 16:43 »

Whisky?

I'm unsure what you're saying here. Are my pun-detection skills sub par tonight? This whole thing is getting corny. Is my opinion, and I think there's a kernel of truth in that
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« Reply #1136 on: 15 Jun 2015, 00:16 »

Sorry I got a bit corny, lets pop on with other things then
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« Reply #1137 on: 15 Jun 2015, 03:07 »

Better than boiling over. Let's let things simer, shall we?
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« Reply #1138 on: 15 Jun 2015, 14:33 »

Well, that's that sauteed then
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« Reply #1139 on: 15 Jun 2015, 17:26 »

Well, that's that sauteed then

 Things got a bit dicey, but things panned out okay. Out of the frying pan, and onto the beautifully-prepared plate for presentation, as per the plan
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« Reply #1140 on: 15 Jun 2015, 17:51 »

yes, things Tourné-d out pretty well. Carré on.
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« Reply #1141 on: 15 Jun 2015, 21:27 »

I thought we were toast, but crumb on, we're stronger than that! We're a well-bread bunch.
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« Reply #1142 on: 16 Jun 2015, 05:48 »

Don't try to butter us up. You can't get out of a jam that easily.
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« Reply #1143 on: 16 Jun 2015, 10:16 »

It was worth a fry
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« Reply #1144 on: 16 Jun 2015, 10:28 »

Oh don't worry. Some of your puns may be half-baked this is true. But you're not a bad egg. Lettuce put all of this behind us and just roll on.
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« Reply #1145 on: 16 Jun 2015, 10:30 »

I'll ketchup soon enough.
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« Reply #1146 on: 16 Jun 2015, 10:30 »

Mayo predictions prove true
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« Reply #1147 on: 16 Jun 2015, 13:21 »

We'll all relish that.
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« Reply #1148 on: 16 Jun 2015, 14:10 »

Glad to beer I don't have to bottle up my feelings anymore
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« Reply #1149 on: 16 Jun 2015, 14:31 »

Absolutely... if you mash that stuff down deep in your soul it'll make you hopping mad and bitter at the same time.
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