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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1200 on: 02 Jul 2015, 14:31 »

Okay, that was a stretch, Yes?
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« Reply #1201 on: 02 Jul 2015, 14:39 »

Maybe. Who am I to judge, though?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1202 on: 02 Jul 2015, 14:45 »

I've got an extensive road trip planned for Independence Day. Going to Chicago, Boston, Alabama, and Kansas.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1203 on: 02 Jul 2015, 14:52 »

In other words, all over America.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1204 on: 02 Jul 2015, 16:23 »

It's a Big Country.
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« Reply #1205 on: 02 Jul 2015, 16:52 »

Just as long as you're looking at the trip with Bright Eyes, it'll be okay
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1206 on: 02 Jul 2015, 16:58 »

if it doesn't end in megadeth, it'll be megafaun.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1207 on: 02 Jul 2015, 17:37 »

Don't try to Spoon-feed me such silliness.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1208 on: 02 Jul 2015, 18:06 »

what if i used a Grinspoon?

sorry. i took a bit of a Chicane there and it all became a bit of a Blur.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1209 on: 02 Jul 2015, 19:25 »

So you got so dizzy you were seeing a Vertical Horizon?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1210 on: 02 Jul 2015, 19:58 »

it was a real Oddjob.
i was away with the Pixies for a while there.
i thought at first it was the Morphine, but that turned out to be a Placebo.

and now i've put on My Morning Jacket and i'm heading out into the the Golden Smog.


EDIT: i have just noticed that instead of one, i now have two Stars.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1211 on: 02 Jul 2015, 19:58 »

With all that traveling, I just hope his Motorhead don't blow up
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1212 on: 02 Jul 2015, 20:04 »

if it does, you'll have to take it to Mike & The Mechanics.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1213 on: 02 Jul 2015, 20:44 »

I just hope it's fun. Whatever it is, I hope it is fun.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1214 on: 02 Jul 2015, 21:54 »

With all that traveling, I just hope his Motorhead don't blow up

If it does I can swap it with a Apollo440 c.i. v8 for him.
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« Reply #1215 on: 02 Jul 2015, 23:55 »

With all that traveling, I just hope his Motorhead don't blow up

If it does I can swap it with a Apollo440 c.i. v8 for him.

he might prefer a 78 saab.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1216 on: 03 Jul 2015, 17:09 »

I'd prefer a Range Rover
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« Reply #1217 on: 03 Jul 2015, 20:02 »

I'd prefer a Range Rover

Question is, can you af-Ford one? Feel free to Dodge the question, I'm aware it's gauche to talk money amongst friendly strangers. I'm Audi.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1218 on: 03 Jul 2015, 22:18 »

i'm barely Holden on with all these puns.

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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1219 on: 04 Jul 2015, 08:09 »

Me too, I've never been scuba diving, but I think all these puns are giving me the Benz.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1220 on: 04 Jul 2015, 08:23 »

Be careful with that; you don't want to be KIA.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1221 on: 04 Jul 2015, 08:38 »

That would be quite the Saab story, if you forgot your Scubaru equipment.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1222 on: 04 Jul 2015, 15:50 »

Better to be Hyundai than that.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1223 on: 04 Jul 2015, 16:44 »

There's been a few Noble efforts, but mostly there's a Lada bad car puns in this thread.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1224 on: 04 Jul 2015, 17:10 »

Sorry, car based puns aren't exactly in my wheelhouse
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1225 on: 04 Jul 2015, 19:27 »

Wheelhouse?
Water you talking a boat?
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« Reply #1226 on: 04 Jul 2015, 21:23 »

Sorry, I'm rather stream of conscience.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1227 on: 04 Jul 2015, 21:35 »

I guess I should come up with another water themed pun oar I'll be asked to leave.
Canoe see what I'm saying?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1228 on: 04 Jul 2015, 21:36 »

It appears you've made quite a splash.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1229 on: 05 Jul 2015, 00:34 »

So I sea.
I guess the quay to a good water themed pun is to harbour only ideas that are worth a dam and to send all others down the drain.
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« Reply #1230 on: 05 Jul 2015, 04:36 »

I don't give a dam about 'good' water-based puns! If you haven't noticed, I'm more a qauntity over quality guy in this respect. The pool of possibilities is only so big, why not try to exhaust it entirely?
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« Reply #1231 on: 05 Jul 2015, 14:32 »

No need to Barque at us about it though.
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« Reply #1232 on: 05 Jul 2015, 15:08 »

Just trying to bridge the gap in knowledge, is all. Wave goodbye to misunderstandings, I have corrected them.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1233 on: 06 Jul 2015, 00:19 »

Hope you were able to Ketch the humor in my Post though  :)
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1234 on: 06 Jul 2015, 02:05 »

i did, Yawl.
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« Reply #1235 on: 06 Jul 2015, 13:53 »

That's Wherry good then.
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« Reply #1236 on: 06 Jul 2015, 15:34 »

I sea what you did there.
Ferry clever.
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« Reply #1237 on: 06 Jul 2015, 16:39 »

Wheel keeps on turning...
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« Reply #1238 on: 06 Jul 2015, 18:01 »

I'll just keep on paddling then
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« Reply #1239 on: 06 Jul 2015, 18:13 »

It gets hard after too long. Canoe do it, you think?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1240 on: 06 Jul 2015, 18:49 »

it's worth a Punt.
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« Reply #1241 on: 06 Jul 2015, 19:16 »

Just barge in and try it
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1242 on: 06 Jul 2015, 20:53 »

Not if you get Tuged out of the way.
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« Reply #1243 on: 07 Jul 2015, 05:38 »

Glad to hear you wouldn't sloop to such a level
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1244 on: 07 Jul 2015, 06:06 »

Now come on people. You know the rules about shipping on this forum. Surely you don't want this thread to be sunk, do you?
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« Reply #1245 on: 07 Jul 2015, 06:19 »

This thread's Junk anyway.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1246 on: 07 Jul 2015, 08:40 »

Yawl don't need to be so rude!*

I'm a-boat done anyway.

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« Reply #1247 on: 07 Jul 2015, 15:59 »

I think there might be a few more miles to the Galleon to go before we hit the reef.
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« Reply #1248 on: 07 Jul 2015, 16:20 »

I dunno, I seem to have hit a Great Barrier
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« Reply #1249 on: 07 Jul 2015, 17:07 »

It's not that bad, at least you didn't end up in the Showdown At the O.K. Coral.
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