Topic: Random Puns (Read 424291 times)

looktall · « **Reply #1250 on:** 07 Jul 2015, 17:44 »

you would have been surrounded by anemones if you did.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1251 on:** 07 Jul 2015, 23:49 »

All these worries, they octopi my mind, concerning me, and you people keep beinging them up! Do you sea the problem? You geyser just being mean, with high-motion waters!

Kugai · « **Reply #1252 on:** 08 Jul 2015, 15:25 »

There just Basking in the glory of their puns chaos, I wouldn't let that get to you.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1253 on:** 09 Jul 2015, 04:32 »

Basking, eh? Sun, I try not to be so sensitive, but it flares up sometimes, burns me.

Kugai · « **Reply #1254 on:** 09 Jul 2015, 15:55 »

At least you didn't Flare up

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #1255 on:** 09 Jul 2015, 16:11 »

There's no need to be sensitive, calm down. Here, have a Corona Light.

Kugai · « **Reply #1256 on:** 09 Jul 2015, 17:03 »

I prefer my Beer Dark, Matters not though.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1257 on:** 09 Jul 2015, 17:24 »

If you're trying to keep me here a little lager, ale stay around a while.

Kugai · « **Reply #1258 on:** 10 Jul 2015, 16:41 »

I'm glad you are and are not being Bitter about it.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1259 on:** 10 Jul 2015, 18:20 »

Vodka'd I do, just abandon puns? Sounds whiskey.

Akima · « **Reply #1260 on:** 10 Jul 2015, 18:30 »

I am being given a hangover bai-jiu making these drink puns.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1261 on:** 10 Jul 2015, 18:55 »

Oh... Am I making a glass of myself?

jwhouk · « **Reply #1262 on:** 10 Jul 2015, 20:53 »

No, that would really blow. You'd melt, then get all bent out of shape.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1263 on:** 10 Jul 2015, 21:47 »

Don't vase my time with this pottery/glass/ceramics-shaping wordplay. Cool down, you're kiln me.

Kugai · « **Reply #1264 on:** 11 Jul 2015, 16:29 »

*Glazes in wonder at the change in direction*

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1265 on:** 11 Jul 2015, 19:14 »

Wheel, it's not the most difficult thing. I could do this all clay

Kugai · « **Reply #1266 on:** 11 Jul 2015, 20:43 »

Unless we slip into something else I would tend to agree.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1267 on:** 11 Jul 2015, 21:05 »

I'd say we were just getting fired up, but I dunno, I'm running out quickly...

LeeC · « **Reply #1268 on:** 11 Jul 2015, 22:58 »

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1269 on:** 12 Jul 2015, 10:00 »

Professor Oak offered me Bulbasaur, Squirtle, or Charmander, but I went with none of them. I'm pretty Pika-choosy when it comes to my pokemon.

I apologize, I'm high and Pokemon are involved with my day because Netflix. I couldn't not share.

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #1270 on:** 12 Jul 2015, 15:29 »

Dang, I miss Brisco County, Jr.

looktall · « **Reply #1271 on:** 12 Jul 2015, 20:19 »

we seem to be all over the place at the moment, so here...

Kugai · « **Reply #1272 on:** 13 Jul 2015, 17:41 »

That's a blast

jwhouk · « **Reply #1273 on:** 14 Jul 2015, 06:28 »

Take the blue pill, Kugai...

Kugai · « **Reply #1274 on:** 14 Jul 2015, 15:09 »

I have no need for Blue Pills

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1275 on:** 14 Jul 2015, 15:26 »

Good for you, Kugai, but some older people need Viagra, and you should probably be mindful before bragging.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1276 on:** 14 Jul 2015, 15:29 »

I am not older, I just need some direction like those people need d-erection.

Kugai · « **Reply #1277 on:** 14 Jul 2015, 15:30 »

Let's not build on that

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1278 on:** 14 Jul 2015, 15:31 »

It's a terrible foundation, you're right.

looktall · « **Reply #1279 on:** 14 Jul 2015, 19:44 »

i can dig that.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1280 on:** 14 Jul 2015, 21:13 »

Quote from: looktall on 14 Jul 2015, 19:44

i can dig that.

You sure it's not what you call dirty work?

Kugai · « **Reply #1281 on:** 15 Jul 2015, 13:45 »

If you do it with a digger, it won't be done dirt cheap.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1282 on:** 15 Jul 2015, 14:34 »

Quote from: Kugai on 15 Jul 2015, 13:45

If you do it with a digger, it won't be done dirt cheap.

Why are we digging, guys? I mean, all we are is dust in the wind.
God, that's depressing, sorry, I just watched Bill & Ted for the first time.

Let's just get our footing again, find some solid ground.

jwhouk · « **Reply #1283 on:** 15 Jul 2015, 15:13 »

Well, Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite, You Never Give Me Your Money. But, Here Comes the Sun.

And, in The End, Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1284 on:** 15 Jul 2015, 17:14 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 15 Jul 2015, 15:13

Well, Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite, You Never Give Me Your Money. But, Here Comes the Sun.

And, in The End, Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl.

Y'know, I like the Beatles, but something in their music always felt buggy, you know? They were great, so you know, I let it be, but their later stuff felt weird.

jwhouk · « **Reply #1285 on:** 15 Jul 2015, 18:09 »

I would pun with the lyrics to Revolution number 9 in reply...

...if, of course, there were any lyrics...

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1286 on:** 15 Jul 2015, 18:23 »

Just a day in the life.

looktall · « **Reply #1287 on:** 15 Jul 2015, 18:46 »

Quote from: chaospersonified on 15 Jul 2015, 17:14

Y'know, I like the Beatles, but something in their music always felt buggy, you know? They were great, so you know, I let it be, but their later stuff felt weird.

did it feel weird Within You Without You?

Thrillho · « **Reply #1288 on:** 16 Jul 2015, 01:18 »

*cracks knuckles*

Now you Piggies have opened up a can of worms here, Don't Pass Me By before I get a chance to contribute. It Please Pleases Me to get a chance to do Beatle puns; as a matter of fact What You're Doing warms my Rubber Soul. As for jwhouk, I Wanna Hold Your Hand for this, I could write enough of these that they'd stretch Across The Universe, although I'll admit I found most of them in an Octopus's Garden. In fact I'm so obsessed with Beatle puns that I got prescribed with some meds by Dr. Robert, although Because he got screwed by the Taxman I don't get them any more so I'm Free As A Bird. As for the good doctor - well, they found him on Penny Lane with a Revolver.

Anyway, I better stop these before I get a little woozy, since at the moment I Feel Fine and I still want to ride the Helter Skelter before the Rain starts. Oooh look! Here Comes The Sun, I'd better go.

If you guys miss me overnight, remember I'm Only Sleeping.

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looktall · « **Reply #1289 on:** 16 Jul 2015, 02:34 »

Impressive.
You should be a Paperback Writer.

Thrillho · « **Reply #1290 on:** 16 Jul 2015, 04:04 »

Read the above post and Tell Me What You see, because I'm pretty sure I've Just Seen A Face.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #1291 on:** 16 Jul 2015, 04:55 »

jwhouk · « **Reply #1292 on:** 16 Jul 2015, 06:57 »

...

What impresses me is that he literally got puns from the entire Beatles catalogue in there.

Kugai · « **Reply #1293 on:** 16 Jul 2015, 13:13 »

Imagine that

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1294 on:** 16 Jul 2015, 13:35 »

Maybe I'm amazed at such a post...maybe.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #1295 on:** 16 Jul 2015, 16:16 »

Yeah, that was impressive. And rare, almost as rare as a Glass Onion.

jwhouk · « **Reply #1296 on:** 16 Jul 2015, 17:01 »

Quote from: Method of Madness on 16 Jul 2015, 13:35

Maybe I'm amazed at such a post...maybe.

BZZZT! Wrong answer.

(Bangs down Maxwell's Silver Hammer)

looktall · « **Reply #1297 on:** 16 Jul 2015, 17:31 »

what's your Beef Jerk(y)?

don't mind me, i'm only playing Mind Games.

jwhouk · « **Reply #1298 on:** 16 Jul 2015, 18:03 »

Goin' outside the catalogue there, kid. Yer Blues are singing in the wrong decade.

I'm So Tired of all the non-Beatle songs being quoted.

looktall · « **Reply #1299 on:** 16 Jul 2015, 18:25 »

Wah-Wah.

it's a pun thread dude.
not a beatles pun thread.

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