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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1850 on: 26 May 2018, 15:01 »

Seen on a billboard in Wisconsin: "To not eat beef would be a missteak."
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1851 on: 11 Jun 2018, 07:52 »

My wife and I were camping, and one morning we woke up to find that something—presumably a small rodent—had chewed through the bottom of the tent to get at a packet of nuts. I said to her "Honey... if that rodent had chewed all the way through the air mattress, would that have been a Die Fledermaus?"
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1852 on: 11 Jun 2018, 16:36 »

Seen on a billboard in Wisconsin: "To not eat beef would be a missteak."


...Good to know that ABS is still keeping up the bad cow puns.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1853 on: 13 Jun 2018, 00:49 »

Dad, what's an acorn?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1854 on: 04 Jul 2018, 12:14 »

We all depend heavily on seaports but never acknowledge or celebrate them.

There should be a day set aside to honor harbors.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1855 on: 07 Jul 2018, 07:27 »

Quote
when did the Japanese start eating eggs? a long たまご.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1856 on: 11 Jul 2018, 00:13 »

A woman once witness a drunken man urinating in an alley behind a biergarten. Repulsed, she shrieked "That's gross!" The drunkard smiled widely and nodded. "Dankeschön!"
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1857 on: 13 Jul 2018, 22:09 »

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