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Re: Random Swifties
« Reply #50 on: 11 Jul 2015, 12:19 »

"They don't make cars or carnauba based sealant like they used to.", Tom waxed nostalgically.
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Re: Random Swifties
« Reply #51 on: 11 Jul 2015, 21:03 »

"What on earth is going on in this thread?" queried May, confusedly.  :?

Are Swifties strictly a US thing?
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Re: Random Swifties
« Reply #52 on: 13 Jul 2015, 20:59 »

Pretty much, yeah.
It's also generational since Tom Swift as a literary character is almost forgotten now in the U.S., almost nobody under the age of 50 knows of him.


The only reason I know of him is because I read the entire Young Adult section in a very outdated small town library when I was a kid, they had (almost) the entire Tom Swift Jr. series, which I ate up like popcorn.
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Re: Random Swifties
« Reply #53 on: 17 Nov 2015, 12:01 »

"Carrie Nation visited my saloon", said Tom, dispirited.
EDIT: "I have to concentrate hard to make a camping trip work", said Tom intently.
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Re: Random Swifties
« Reply #54 on: 27 Nov 2015, 16:50 »

"I have the right to defend myself!", Tom shot back. <-- I'm not sure if this one fits the rules.

"I will make the incision here.", Tom said cuttingly.

"There is no moon tonight.", said Tom darkly.
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Re: Random Swifties
« Reply #55 on: 28 Nov 2015, 10:48 »

"Be careful, that thing is sharp!" said Tom pointedly
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Re: Random Swifties
« Reply #56 on: 06 Dec 2015, 20:56 »

"I have the right to defend myself!", Tom shot back. <-- I'm not sure if this one fits the rules.

Impressively. 
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Re: Random Swifties
« Reply #57 on: 06 Mar 2016, 18:49 »

"This amputation will go smoothly", said Tom disarmingly.
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Re: Random Swifties
« Reply #58 on: 06 Mar 2016, 21:01 »

"I've shaved my head," Tom stated baldly.
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Re: Random Swifties
« Reply #59 on: 07 Mar 2016, 06:48 »

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Re: Random Swifties
« Reply #60 on: 07 Mar 2016, 07:54 »

"I've just been run over" Tom said flatly.
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Re: Random Swifties
« Reply #61 on: 07 Mar 2016, 23:40 »

"Build a bridge and get over it," Tom advised archly.
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Re: Random Swifties
« Reply #62 on: 09 Mar 2016, 09:22 »

"I think ED has weakened my sense of humor," ejaculated old Tom, seminally. "It gets limper by the year."
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Re: Random Swifties
« Reply #63 on: 01 Jan 2018, 17:11 »

"You call this a musical?" asked Les, miserably.

My wife just sent me a bunch of these.
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Re: Random Swifties
« Reply #64 on: 02 Jan 2018, 13:58 »

"Chewing tobacco is disgusting," Tom spat.
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Re: Random Swifties
« Reply #65 on: 03 Jan 2018, 04:58 »

"It feels like she just tore it out of my chest" said Tom, disheartened.

"These are my new breeding hens" said Tom, cockily.  (Yes - I steered away from the obvious, here!)  :)

"But I want MORE ferment grape!" Tom whined.
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Re: Random Swifties
« Reply #66 on: 23 Jan 2018, 18:18 »

"The flood washed away my bobsled track", said Tom, deluged.
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Re: Random Swifties
« Reply #67 on: 31 Jan 2018, 00:59 »

Bonus points for the pun, but that's a slippery slope...
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Re: Random Swifties
« Reply #68 on: 31 Jan 2018, 02:24 »

"E...ever...y..b..bone... in...m...my...bo...dy...sh...sh...shattered..." said Tom, disjointedly.
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Re: Random Swifties
« Reply #69 on: 01 Feb 2018, 00:20 »

"Those geese are really noisy," Tom cackled.
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Re: Random Swifties
« Reply #70 on: 16 May 2018, 05:25 »

"This place... hasn't seen an update... for over a fortnight," Tom too-weakly observed.
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« Reply #71 on: 26 May 2018, 08:45 »

"Every time I visit Paris I jump off a bridge!", said Tom, inSeine.
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Re: Random Swifties
« Reply #72 on: 31 May 2018, 06:47 »

"I didn't know that La Paz was in its own country", said Tom, obliviously.
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Re: Random Swifties
« Reply #73 on: 04 Jul 2018, 12:13 »

"I don't know if these plants are poison ivy but I will run through them anyway!", said Tom, rashly.

"I'm so glad those metal bars kept me from falling into the storm drain", said Tom, gratefully.
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« Reply #74 on: 14 Jul 2018, 20:11 »

"That's a beautiful tap," Tom gushed.
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« Reply #75 on: 28 Jul 2018, 10:51 »

"That's a big opening," Tom yawned.
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Re: Random Swifties
« Reply #77 on: 25 Feb 2021, 21:22 »

Necro, but I thought this was a good one.

"I can't find my snakes again!", said Cleopatra, exasperated.
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« Reply #78 on: 26 Feb 2021, 22:04 »

"Build a bridge and get over it," Tom advised archly.
"Get over it", 厚目眠子 abridged.
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« Reply #79 on: 26 Feb 2021, 23:02 »

Beautiful!
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« Reply #80 on: 04 Mar 2021, 12:18 »

"Mind your step coming down the stairs!" said Tom, condescendingly.
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« Reply #81 on: 04 Mar 2021, 23:18 »

"Let me get you another drink," Tom replied.
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« Reply #82 on: 29 Apr 2021, 17:18 »

"I don't understand this matter," said Tom darkly.
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« Reply #83 on: 25 Nov 2021, 12:47 »

I just searched and it looks like this thread does not yet include the ultimate, perfect, Swiftie. The original Tom Swift was always building something.

"I'm building my own starship", said Tom, enterprisingly.
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