"What on earth is going on in this thread?" queried May, confusedly.
In your face, darkness! We are the light and we outnumber you!
"I have the right to defend myself!", Tom shot back. <-- I'm not sure if this one fits the rules.
When people try to speak a gut reaction, they end up talking out their ass.
I just got the image of a midwife and a woman giving birth swinging towards each other on a trapeze - when they meet, the midwife pulls the baby out. The knife juggler is standing on the floor and cuts the umbilical cord with a a knifethrow.