Topic: Random Swifties (Read 7733 times)

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #50 on:** 11 Jul 2015, 12:19 »

"They don't make cars or carnauba based sealant like they used to.", Tom waxed nostalgically.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #51 on:** 11 Jul 2015, 21:03 »

Quote from: Barmymoo on 11 Aug 2013, 16:45

"What on earth is going on in this thread?" queried May, confusedly.

Are Swifties strictly a US thing?

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #52 on:** 13 Jul 2015, 20:59 »

Pretty much, yeah.
It's also generational since Tom Swift as a literary character is almost forgotten now in the U.S., almost nobody under the age of 50 knows of him.

The only reason I know of him is because I read the entire Young Adult section in a very outdated small town library when I was a kid, they had (almost) the entire Tom Swift Jr. series, which I ate up like popcorn.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #53 on:** 17 Nov 2015, 12:01 »

"Carrie Nation visited my saloon", said Tom, dispirited.
EDIT: "I have to concentrate hard to make a camping trip work", said Tom intently.

Akima · « **Reply #54 on:** 27 Nov 2015, 16:50 »

"I have the right to defend myself!", Tom shot back. <-- I'm not sure if this one fits the rules.

"I will make the incision here.", Tom said cuttingly.

"There is no moon tonight.", said Tom darkly.

Kugai · « **Reply #55 on:** 28 Nov 2015, 10:48 »

"Be careful, that thing is sharp!" said Tom pointedly

Carl-E · « **Reply #56 on:** 06 Dec 2015, 20:56 »

Quote from: Akima on 27 Nov 2015, 16:50

"I have the right to defend myself!", Tom shot back. <-- I'm not sure if this one fits the rules.

Impressively.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #57 on:** 06 Mar 2016, 18:49 »

"This amputation will go smoothly", said Tom disarmingly.

Tova · « **Reply #58 on:** 06 Mar 2016, 21:01 »

"I've shaved my head," Tom stated baldly.

jwhouk · « **Reply #59 on:** 07 Mar 2016, 06:48 »

"I've got a Mustang now!" He said with a gallop in his step.

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #60 on:** 07 Mar 2016, 07:54 »

"I've just been run over" Tom said flatly.

Tova · « **Reply #61 on:** 07 Mar 2016, 23:40 »

"Build a bridge and get over it," Tom advised archly.

Redball · « **Reply #62 on:** 09 Mar 2016, 09:22 »

"I think ED has weakened my sense of humor," ejaculated old Tom, seminally. "It gets limper by the year."

Redball · « **Reply #63 on:** 01 Jan 2018, 17:11 »

"You call this a musical?" asked Les, miserably.

My wife just sent me a bunch of these.

Akima · « **Reply #64 on:** 02 Jan 2018, 13:58 »

"Chewing tobacco is disgusting," Tom spat.

JoeCovenant · « **Reply #65 on:** 03 Jan 2018, 04:58 »

"It feels like she just tore it out of my chest" said Tom, disheartened.

"These are my new breeding hens" said Tom, cockily. (Yes - I steered away from the obvious, here!)

"But I want MORE ferment grape!" Tom whined.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #66 on:** 23 Jan 2018, 18:18 »

"The flood washed away my bobsled track", said Tom, deluged.

Akima · « **Reply #67 on:** 31 Jan 2018, 00:59 »

Bonus points for the pun, but that's a slippery slope...

JoeCovenant · « **Reply #68 on:** 31 Jan 2018, 02:24 »

"E...ever...y..b..bone... in...m...my...bo...dy...sh...sh...shattered..." said Tom, disjointedly.

Akima · « **Reply #69 on:** 01 Feb 2018, 00:20 »

"Those geese are really noisy," Tom cackled.

SordidEuphemism · « **Reply #70 on:** 16 May 2018, 05:25 »

"_{This place... hasn't seen an update... for over a fortnight}," Tom too-weakly observed.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #71 on:** 26 May 2018, 08:45 »

"Every time I visit Paris I jump off a bridge!", said Tom, inSeine.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #72 on:** 31 May 2018, 06:47 »

"I didn't know that La Paz was in its own country", said Tom, obliviously.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #73 on:** 04 Jul 2018, 12:13 »

"I don't know if these plants are poison ivy but I will run through them anyway!", said Tom, rashly.

"I'm so glad those metal bars kept me from falling into the storm drain", said Tom, gratefully.

Tova · « **Reply #74 on:** 14 Jul 2018, 20:11 »

"That's a beautiful tap," Tom gushed.

DSL · « **Reply #75 on:** 28 Jul 2018, 10:51 »

"That's a big opening," Tom yawned.

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