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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #350 on: 24 Sep 2013, 06:34 »

Oh god.. I remember watching a youtube of these guys.. I can't for the life of me remember what it was but it was awesome

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« Reply #351 on: 24 Sep 2013, 06:52 »

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« Reply #352 on: 24 Sep 2013, 07:00 »

In the best ending the contest could have, a woman won the Axe Apollo Space Race contest

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« Reply #353 on: 24 Sep 2013, 07:02 »

Yes, that. I love watching him.  Thank you.. and for your reward:

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« Reply #354 on: 24 Sep 2013, 07:18 »

Nice. Purse must have snagged, which gave her enough time to grab him. Wouldn't suggest that hold as a regular approach, of course - he could have a knife or something in his pocket.
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« Reply #355 on: 24 Sep 2013, 07:27 »

In the best ending the contest could have, a woman won the Axe Apollo Space Race contest
Awesome. That was Malaysia, how about all the other countries?
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« Reply #356 on: 24 Sep 2013, 07:42 »

Nice. Purse must have snagged, which gave her enough time to grab him. Wouldn't suggest that hold as a regular approach, of course - he could have a knife or something in his pocket.
Suplex seems a bad idea. If the reality beyond the gif is as awesome as the throw itself however, two thumbs way up.

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« Reply #357 on: 24 Sep 2013, 07:45 »

I guess the rest of the girls in that space pic are testing the applications of wearing heels in space?  :mrgreen:
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« Reply #359 on: 24 Sep 2013, 11:28 »

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« Reply #360 on: 24 Sep 2013, 11:32 »

lol.. the Duck hunt and MK game.. "9 year old with leukemia"
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« Reply #361 on: 24 Sep 2013, 11:43 »

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« Reply #362 on: 24 Sep 2013, 12:29 »

I'd still fuck up the Qbert one, since what looks like down is sometimes right, or vice versa.
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« Reply #363 on: 24 Sep 2013, 12:35 »

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« Reply #364 on: 24 Sep 2013, 13:02 »

She's pretty. I can't get into GTA 5.. you can't just start random police brawls.. you'll die in like a minute. The UI is mostly a mystery as hardly anything is explained, most of the missions so far are boring and why in the hell does the menu take 30 seconds to load? I thought that was part of the 8GB+ install that took 30 minutes to complete, 10 MB at a time.
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« Reply #365 on: 24 Sep 2013, 13:12 »

you should go through their video library. The pranks they pull on each other are crazy.  Most of the time they are trying to get each other back for a previous prank.  Theres another couple who do similar things and their channel on youtube is called Pranksters in Love.  Here's the proposal.

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« Reply #366 on: 24 Sep 2013, 13:25 »

if she really wants to distract him from GTA5, I'm sure naked jumping jax would work best.  :D
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« Reply #367 on: 24 Sep 2013, 13:29 »

maybe...but what she ended up doing looked more fun...especially the water guns.  :-D
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« Reply #368 on: 24 Sep 2013, 14:37 »

naked jumping jax

God I've been playing too much Mortal Kombat that I thought of this..



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« Reply #369 on: 24 Sep 2013, 16:28 »

Putting in spoiler as it may be a spoiler to those who havn't seen Alien
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« Reply #370 on: 24 Sep 2013, 16:53 »

heheheheh.
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« Reply #372 on: 25 Sep 2013, 07:06 »

What's in the mug?
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« Reply #373 on: 25 Sep 2013, 07:13 »

Well shit.

So I'm mapping out a fantasy world that I hope to write a couple novels in at some point, and a paladin (paladinistic?) order in it is called The Golden Dawn.  And then this morning, I read this.

Welp, time to find a new name for the order, and to make sure I google any future names I think of.
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« Reply #374 on: 25 Sep 2013, 07:20 »

What's in the mug?
Beer or Milk?


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« Reply #375 on: 25 Sep 2013, 07:29 »

Well shit.

So I'm mapping out a fantasy world that I hope to write a couple novels in at some point, and a paladin (paladinistic?) order in it is called The Golden Dawn.  And then this morning, I read this.

Welp, time to find a new name for the order, and to make sure I google any future names I think of.
"Golden Dawn" is a horribly generic name anyway. :D

Make the paladins an avian race, and call them Golden Down. I'll give you that idea for free.

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« Reply #376 on: 25 Sep 2013, 07:31 »

Wasn;t the golden dawn the badguys in Oblivion and had a museum in skyrim?
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« Reply #377 on: 25 Sep 2013, 07:50 »

Nobody ever does Molybdenum Sunset....
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« Reply #378 on: 25 Sep 2013, 08:06 »

"Alumininum Midnight"

"Brass Twilight"

"Copper Dawn"

"Evening Bronze"
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"Morning Wood" ?  :D LOL :D
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« Reply #379 on: 25 Sep 2013, 08:08 »

Pretty sure I read a limerick about the Order of the Morning Wood once....
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« Reply #381 on: 25 Sep 2013, 08:25 »

Ah yes, good old overlord manatee…



I love that one.
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« Reply #382 on: 25 Sep 2013, 08:28 »

Thats a cool band name.  Overlord Manatee, or Mantaee overlords...


Here's a picture from behind the scenes of Dumb and Dumber 2.

guess their back for another bout.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #383 on: 25 Sep 2013, 08:32 »

they're alot older than they used to be.
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« Reply #384 on: 25 Sep 2013, 08:36 »



You know what this makes me think of?

"Curiosity.  Do you have any Candy, Shepherd?"
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« Reply #385 on: 25 Sep 2013, 08:49 »

Dale, anone?

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« Reply #386 on: 25 Sep 2013, 08:50 »

they're alot older than they used to be.
Yeah, I barely recognized Harry in that picture.
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« Reply #387 on: 25 Sep 2013, 09:04 »

Ah yes, good old overlord manatee…



I love that one.

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« Reply #388 on: 25 Sep 2013, 09:20 »


You know what this makes me think of?

"Curiosity.  Do you have any Candy, Shepherd?"
I want to know who came up with a reaper asking for candy, 'cause that's cute.







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« Reply #389 on: 25 Sep 2013, 14:58 »

Why are they being held over water? My ignorant assumption was that it's so that if they start to be a threat, they can be quickly drowned? I know nothing about spiders beyond the fact that I hate having them inside, and am quite happy to watch them for hours outside.
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« Reply #390 on: 25 Sep 2013, 15:05 »

Is that a black widow?
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« Reply #391 on: 25 Sep 2013, 16:05 »

"Golden Dawn" is a horribly generic name anyway. :D
It is. My first thought on reading the name was of the hermetic order. Why do I know about an obscure club of loopy British people? Because Sax Rohmer, the notorious "Yellow Peril" author was (or claimed to be) a member, and I've read, and written, a good deal about a racist genre in media that remains popular to this day. In an amusing little irony, Sax Rohmer died in 1959 of the "Asian Flu", a pandemic that originated in China...
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« Reply #392 on: 25 Sep 2013, 16:17 »

Yeah, my first association for this name was the Χρυσή Αυγή in Greece. Which are slowly taking over a lot of power there. There have been cases of the Police referring people to them when they had trouble with foreigners.
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« Reply #394 on: 25 Sep 2013, 16:21 »

Baby sloths are so cute, it's unbelievable. Even more than adult sloths.
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« Reply #397 on: 25 Sep 2013, 21:04 »


Made this earlier tonight, the tennis ball was already on the light chain so I kind of had to.
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« Reply #399 on: 25 Sep 2013, 21:11 »

I was shooting with one hand and the thing I was shooting was in my other hand (and I don't have the steadiest hands). I usually don't do that, but...come on. Also if it was in landscape mode, you wouldn't see the entire length of the chain unless I was farther away.

Edit: Honestly, I'm kind of annoyed YouTube doesn't have a player option for portrait videos yet, where it doesn't just jam it in the middle of a landscape video player.
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