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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #400 on: 25 Sep 2013, 21:22 »

It was too perfect of a response. Also an important PSA!
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"Being human, having your health; that's what's important."  (from: Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi )
"As long as we're all living, and as long as we're all having fun, that should do it, right?"  (from: The Eccentric Family )

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« Reply #403 on: 26 Sep 2013, 04:26 »

That's... mildly hilarious. That whole tumblr is perhaps the sole justification I've seen for tumblr existing outside of one or two comics.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #404 on: 26 Sep 2013, 05:00 »

Is that a tent in the back right? Why does it have a face on the top left if it?

Screw the quote, someone should photoshop Dracula's castle on that plateau in the background.. it's the perfect pic :)


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« Reply #405 on: 26 Sep 2013, 06:00 »

Haha...
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« Reply #406 on: 26 Sep 2013, 08:23 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #408 on: 26 Sep 2013, 08:48 »

That's a secret?
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« Reply #409 on: 26 Sep 2013, 08:56 »

Yeah... that just made me lost.

Boring today and amusing myself with a lot of Zero Punctuation backlog :)
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« Reply #410 on: 26 Sep 2013, 11:12 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #411 on: 26 Sep 2013, 11:13 »

ahahah.. god.. I found that more funny then I should have  :evil:

But that's also why I have games to distract me from those two facts :)  And there's always Monty Python.
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« Reply #412 on: 26 Sep 2013, 11:25 »

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« Reply #413 on: 26 Sep 2013, 12:30 »

Edit: Honestly, I'm kind of annoyed YouTube doesn't have a player option for portrait videos yet, where it doesn't just jam it in the middle of a landscape video player.

The film maker in me is very annoyed at this idea.

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« Reply #414 on: 26 Sep 2013, 13:34 »

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« Reply #415 on: 26 Sep 2013, 18:58 »







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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #416 on: 26 Sep 2013, 19:06 »

Re: first pic
Searching using the same phrasing as the first three queries "why is the marine corps so..." returns the auto complete of "...stupid"
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #417 on: 26 Sep 2013, 19:11 »

I had to google SAPI. What sort of humourless droid selected that as an acronym for a piece of armour plate?
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #418 on: 26 Sep 2013, 19:13 »

The military is overly fond of acronyms, often painfully so.
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« Reply #419 on: 26 Sep 2013, 19:17 »


That woman is going to forever be known as The Poop Lady. I hope she has fun with it.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #420 on: 26 Sep 2013, 19:21 »

But when they create extended terminology, it gets worse...

"vertical envelopment" = parachute drop
"target rich environment" = we're surrounded and/or heavily outnumbered
"inadvertent collateral damage" = we B-52'd the entire village.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #421 on: 26 Sep 2013, 19:22 »

I'd imagine when they give something a name and it's exactly what it says on the tin, that's when you start worrying.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #422 on: 26 Sep 2013, 19:29 »

umm.. that is when I'd buy a lotto ticket.  :D
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« Reply #423 on: 26 Sep 2013, 19:31 »

Vertical envelopment involves helicopters, not parachutes.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #424 on: 26 Sep 2013, 19:34 »

Re: first pic
Searching using the same phrasing as the first three queries "why is the marine corps so..." returns the auto complete of "...stupid"

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #425 on: 26 Sep 2013, 19:35 »

*nitpick*
it can be either.  Nowadays,  it is usually by helicopter... but:
"A tactical maneuver in which troops, either air-dropped (parachute) or air-landed (helicopter), attack the rear and flanks of a force, in effect cutting off or encircling the force."
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« Reply #426 on: 26 Sep 2013, 19:40 »

The term "Airborne Assault" is the correct one for parachuting attacks.

Vertical envelopment is DIRECTLY linked to heliborne assault per the original document on heliborne assault Marine Corps manual Phib-31. That definition from the free dictionary is also shaky at best Grog.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #427 on: 27 Sep 2013, 03:53 »

The Poop Lady

"Asstronauts"

Best name for poop!
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« Reply #428 on: 27 Sep 2013, 04:07 »

But wouldn't an asstronaut be someone who'd be going INSIDE the ass?

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« Reply #429 on: 27 Sep 2013, 04:09 »

How are you in before anal joke? You said that right after making an anal joke! :psyduck:
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« Reply #430 on: 27 Sep 2013, 04:57 »

"inadvertent collateral damage" = we B-52'd the entire village.

I laughed, military terminology is sometimes quite funny to me.
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« Reply #431 on: 27 Sep 2013, 05:04 »

Me for the past 8 hours:

more at 11(ish) in the more appropriate thread.
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« Reply #432 on: 27 Sep 2013, 06:07 »

"inadvertent collateral damage" = we B-52'd the entire village.
"the love shack is a little old place where ... "
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« Reply #433 on: 27 Sep 2013, 06:17 »

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« Reply #434 on: 27 Sep 2013, 06:36 »

"the love shack is a little old place where ... "

We bombed an entire village? :evil:

God I still hate this way of opening things.. it NEVER works correctly.




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« Reply #435 on: 27 Sep 2013, 07:23 »

"the love shack is a little old place where ... "

We bombed an entire village? :evil:

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Vet B: too easy: we took out the house with a Dragon...
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« Reply #436 on: 27 Sep 2013, 07:30 »

I know this is not what Vet B meant.. but this is what I thought:



I so wish that's what he meant though.
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« Reply #437 on: 27 Sep 2013, 07:56 »

Oh my fucking god.. if this is real.. I'm getting this immediately (I doubt it though :( )


I seriously love Patrick Stewart
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« Reply #438 on: 27 Sep 2013, 08:14 »

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« Reply #439 on: 27 Sep 2013, 08:14 »



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« Reply #442 on: 27 Sep 2013, 09:10 »

Those are some awesome parents.

And now, White Carlton:






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« Reply #443 on: 27 Sep 2013, 09:27 »

I lived in MN for the first 18 years of my life, and I never once saw a tornado.  Yeah, I know we get them, but I never saw one.  Hell, I lived in CA for only three years and I got to experience an earthquake (even if it was only a 4.0).



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« Reply #444 on: 27 Sep 2013, 09:29 »

@ State map

Old sate= AIDS
New State= Motorcycle deaths.
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« Reply #445 on: 27 Sep 2013, 09:35 »

Those are some extremely cool pics.

I've seen this movie like 20 times.. and I've never seen this
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« Reply #446 on: 27 Sep 2013, 09:38 »

Old state: Taxes
New state: Corporate taxes

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« Reply #447 on: 27 Sep 2013, 09:48 »

I've apparently lived in the states of AIDS, arson, and female criminals.
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« Reply #448 on: 27 Sep 2013, 10:09 »

Too many points:

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« Reply #449 on: 27 Sep 2013, 12:48 »

Baby Koala found on the side of the road being fed.
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