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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #700 on: 07 Oct 2013, 16:36 »

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« Reply #701 on: 07 Oct 2013, 17:00 »







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« Reply #702 on: 07 Oct 2013, 17:05 »

I saw that earlier and it made me laugh so hard my Mammy got concerned.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #704 on: 07 Oct 2013, 18:18 »


This is a newsroom multi-fail. Apart from mistaking South America for Asia, and Brazil for China, the recent spate of hornet-attacks have been happening in Shaanxi province, which is nowhere near Hong Kong.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #705 on: 07 Oct 2013, 18:50 »

I would like to apologize, it turns out upon reading the source material for the half-and-half pictures, they claim they are *not* digitally altered. So they're just that good in the makeup room.

Which is awesome to hear actually.

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #706 on: 07 Oct 2013, 23:34 »

You're goddamn right Zorak.

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #707 on: 08 Oct 2013, 01:22 »

I split the request about Evangelion DVDs into its own thread, moved it to Enjoy, and replied to it.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #708 on: 08 Oct 2013, 04:50 »



Is that the dad from Malcom in the Middle?
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« Reply #709 on: 08 Oct 2013, 04:58 »

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« Reply #710 on: 08 Oct 2013, 05:07 »

Haha.. I saw that yesterday. It had me going... until I couldn't figure out how they locked on to their target
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #711 on: 08 Oct 2013, 05:15 »

Is that the dad from Malcom in the Middle?
Yep. Also the dentist from Seinfeld!
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #712 on: 08 Oct 2013, 05:43 »

Random bad joke time! What's the quickest way to lose 50 pounds? Go to England and buy something! Also this gem:

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« Reply #713 on: 08 Oct 2013, 05:49 »

Hah.. nice.. I think that's the first time the joke has been continued without being broken. Although, I'm pretty sure it's just edited that way :/

I could imagine that gif of the dad from Malcom in the Middle before a gif of one of the kids in MitM on the toilet.. heh

And then there's this: http://www.explosm.net/comics/3327/
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #714 on: 08 Oct 2013, 05:52 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #715 on: 08 Oct 2013, 05:56 »

Haha.. I saw that yesterday. It had me going... until I couldn't figure out how they locked on to their target

What tipped me off is that their launcher is apparently two AT-4 trainers glued together.
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« Reply #716 on: 08 Oct 2013, 06:23 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #717 on: 08 Oct 2013, 06:57 »

They have "training" rocket launchers? That's... kinda of awesome.



The top comment on that video:
"For some reason I feel like Steve Ballmer must wake up every morning and do a massive amount of cocaine."
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #720 on: 08 Oct 2013, 08:37 »

<carrie video>

I must know what that music is.. it's epic :)  If I was in that coffee shop I'd want her to teach me how...

Haha... that guy is pretty close to the movie trailer guy.  Should get Pablo Francisco.. it would be a riot :)
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« Reply #721 on: 08 Oct 2013, 08:43 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #722 on: 08 Oct 2013, 08:52 »




Unfortunately it is.. just wait.. If it's not already here I give it 1-2 weeks at the most

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« Reply #723 on: 08 Oct 2013, 08:57 »

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« Reply #724 on: 08 Oct 2013, 09:08 »

Yeah I had the same reaction, but the overall message was funny enough to ignore it.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #725 on: 08 Oct 2013, 09:54 »


Why do people keep misspelling 'lose' as 'loose'?

An even bigger question:  Why do people misspell 'loose' as 'lose'?
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« Reply #726 on: 08 Oct 2013, 09:57 »

Iunno, maybe because English isn't their first language and the two words are really similar? I don't think it's that weird to be honest. It's annoying though.
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« Reply #727 on: 08 Oct 2013, 10:07 »

I've actually never seen the latter mistake. Anyway, I fixed it (clumsily in Paint, but fixed nonetheless!)

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« Reply #728 on: 08 Oct 2013, 10:13 »

Hah, nice. Should have fixed 'screaming' as well, pretty sure it's supposed to be 'swearing'.  :-P
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« Reply #729 on: 08 Oct 2013, 10:15 »

Ha! I would have if that wouldn't require finding the font. I just moved "SING" over one of the "O"s and put gray in the empty bit.
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« Reply #730 on: 08 Oct 2013, 10:50 »

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« Reply #731 on: 08 Oct 2013, 11:24 »

I've actually never seen the latter mistake. Anyway, I fixed it (clumsily in Paint, but fixed nonetheless!)
While you're at it, can you change 'LEGOS' to 'LEGO'?

And then eliminate all erroneous variations of the image from the internet?

And don't crop out the artist credit, that's just wrong.
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« Reply #732 on: 08 Oct 2013, 11:52 »

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so seven years of verbal harassment in the classroom later he found out snape wanted to fuck his mom and now he is the bravest man he ever knew wow. wow. beautiful




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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #733 on: 08 Oct 2013, 13:11 »

shes purdy.

International Politics as taught in Canada:



cute shy kitty


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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #734 on: 08 Oct 2013, 14:12 »

Here.. have a kitty

This should be on a t-shirt.. I would buy that.



There IS a t-shirt... I'm the proud owner of one.
Get it here, they have tons of cool tshirts.
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« Reply #735 on: 08 Oct 2013, 14:27 »

Alternatively:
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« Reply #736 on: 08 Oct 2013, 14:52 »

cute shy kitty


Cats born with no pelvis can get around.  Even more remarkable, in my mind, is the cat that has lost both legs on the same side following an accident and failed surgery, and now gets around on two right legs - because it had to relearn walking as an adult:

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« Reply #737 on: 08 Oct 2013, 14:56 »

Four legs goo-oo-ood! Two legs ba-a-a-ad!

Also, you can really see how useful the tail is to maintain balance.
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« Reply #738 on: 08 Oct 2013, 19:46 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #739 on: 08 Oct 2013, 20:15 »

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« Reply #740 on: 08 Oct 2013, 21:26 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #741 on: 08 Oct 2013, 22:02 »

Law school has ruined that picture for me.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #742 on: 09 Oct 2013, 04:50 »

Seriously. Somebody slap some black and yellow tape on that sucker! And some grit tape! And maybe some glow tape while you're at it!
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #743 on: 09 Oct 2013, 06:28 »

Because I miss her :(  Unfortunately they are too large for avatar and I have no clue how to resize gifs



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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #744 on: 09 Oct 2013, 06:52 »

I use GifResizer.



It may not be terribly good, and seems to muck up the timing...

Found a website that does it - much better, except now we've lost the transparency:



Another site - ah, that's better:

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« Reply #745 on: 09 Oct 2013, 07:07 »

Oh cool, it seems you have to have some type of permission to use a gif as an avatar?
I tried using: and it's just stationary :(

Edit: yay! Apparently it was too big and it was resizing it that was screwing it up. Ok.. back to the regularly unscheduled madness :)

I is happy now. hooray for pwhodges :D Apparently it's a limit of 100x100?
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« Reply #746 on: 09 Oct 2013, 07:23 »

Yes, 100x100.  Here's another version for you:

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« Reply #747 on: 09 Oct 2013, 07:47 »

Dude...
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« Reply #748 on: 09 Oct 2013, 08:17 »

Yay! Thanks to Paul I finally got my gif to work!

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« Reply #749 on: 09 Oct 2013, 08:19 »

Why did this guy never become president? He would seriously be the best president ever.



Truth.


Ooooh... burn


I miss them too :(
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