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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #900 on: 15 Oct 2013, 05:58 »

http://imgur.com/gallery/CcKMV

Edit: Link's being dumb. Enjoy your feels.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #901 on: 15 Oct 2013, 06:01 »

"I don't come and bite your beard!" ahahahahahaa!


Now then.

Click this link: http://www.dailyfailcenter.com/115595

Read slowly and let the madness sink in.

Damn it all, Garand. That actually sent me into Joker-style laughter. Hamil version. It was a slowly building thing, but I'm pretty certain something cracked for a minute there.

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #902 on: 15 Oct 2013, 06:44 »

You should have vined it. I always like seeing the results of the madness.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #904 on: 15 Oct 2013, 07:48 »

Well, he's definitely got the right parts ;)
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #905 on: 15 Oct 2013, 08:40 »


Well what do ya know, bears don't stop being cute when they grow up.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #906 on: 15 Oct 2013, 11:17 »

http://imgur.com/gallery/CcKMV

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #907 on: 15 Oct 2013, 11:48 »

Is it just me or is anyone else getting black boxes instead of videos?




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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #908 on: 15 Oct 2013, 11:49 »

Is it just me or is anyone else getting black boxes instead of videos?

Possibly just you? I'm getting videos just fine. Clear your temp files? Don't use IE 10? :)

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #909 on: 15 Oct 2013, 11:53 »

Prank fail! They should have put it over the actual instructions.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #911 on: 15 Oct 2013, 12:42 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #912 on: 15 Oct 2013, 12:46 »

Haha.. I like that :)

I wonder if you could use alt text on images here.. something like <img=something alt=something else> ?
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #913 on: 15 Oct 2013, 12:54 »

I only have a vague recollection of that comic, and I have no idea if I 'got it' the first time or not. Too many xkcd comics.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #914 on: 15 Oct 2013, 13:45 »

This has alt text, which is supposed to be an alternative for the use of the visually impaired, describing the image instead of displaying it:

Abel and Steve would've been fine! I like Steve!

[img alt=Abel and Steve would've been fine! I like Steve!]

However, what you are looking for is an image title attribute.  SMF doesn't support this; but some browsers may display the alt attribute on a hover if no title is present (my Opera does not).

This is how it looks in html (you can't do this - sorry actually, you can):



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« Reply #915 on: 15 Oct 2013, 14:35 »

Can us mods do that, or just you (and of course the other admins, should they return)?
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #916 on: 15 Oct 2013, 14:41 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #917 on: 15 Oct 2013, 15:04 »

Cute as hell. Well trained too. I never had the mind to remember kata. It just won't stick, unfortunately. So I'm deeply impressed that these kids keep it up for a full five minutes. Amazing.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #918 on: 15 Oct 2013, 15:12 »

Can us mods do that, or just you (and of course the other admins, should they return)?

Admins can do anything (there is no set of permissions for admins), though html can be turned off even for admins.  Otherwise, BBCode is either allowed or not, with no distinctions between different levels of member.

However, it seems I was feeling generous when I went through the settings after becoming admin, because it turns out that the html tag is allowed.  You can't use html on its own - you have to put the [html]...[/html] tags round it.  Only a few html tags are allowed, though, as otherwise the potential for users' own html to break the page created by the forum is too great:

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<img src="" alt="" title="" />
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(Note that just listing those without the code tags around them broke the layout comprehensively!)

There's virtually nothing there that can't be done in straight BBCode - the additional attributes of img is the biggest reason to use this, I think.  The tag attributes in that list are not the only ones allowed, though.



Ooh!  I've just realised that you can do this with straight BBCode anyway, using the [abbr] or [acronym] tag (they're the same) :)



[abbr=Abel and Steve would've been fine! I like Steve!][img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/adam_and_eve.png[/img][/abbr]
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« Reply #923 on: 15 Oct 2013, 21:29 »

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« Reply #924 on: 16 Oct 2013, 03:00 »

At first I thought "that took a lot of planning for that couple" but then I figured it was probably shot after:before:after.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #925 on: 16 Oct 2013, 03:06 »

Looks like it.

(The guy's chest hair is the giveaway.)
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #926 on: 16 Oct 2013, 04:41 »

I like this one better,



There's supposed to be a cartoon "Kaboom" between the 4th and 5th panels but I can't find the full thing an actually visible resolution.
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« Reply #927 on: 16 Oct 2013, 05:28 »

I like that air one better, although I don't understand why she felt the need to take off her boots. That ground looks.. less than clean. :/

Why is he missing one shoe in the last two panels also?  I have no idea why I keep picking out these strange things.  The picture itself is pretty neat :)

Hehe, I just noticed you can see the growth of a weed to the right of the AIR supply pole.

This is one of the creepiest things I have ever seen.
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« Reply #928 on: 16 Oct 2013, 05:46 »



Why is he missing one shoe in the last two panels also?  I have no idea why I keep picking out these strange things.  The picture itself is pretty neat :)


His shoe got blown off in the explosion that resulted in the bebe. No clue about why she took her boots off, sorry.
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« Reply #929 on: 16 Oct 2013, 06:44 »

Because she was pregnant and pregnant ladies' feet swell a lot.
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« Reply #930 on: 16 Oct 2013, 07:02 »

Yeah, knee high boots aren't the most practical footwear, even with small heels.

Both those baby photo sets are cute and funny. That looks like quite a new baby in the air one compared to the magic one.
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« Reply #931 on: 16 Oct 2013, 09:29 »

Yeah, but practical things have a habit of not looking pretty :(

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« Reply #933 on: 16 Oct 2013, 13:16 »

for the ant's savior, Obama, was able to feed the entire colony with one muffin crumb!
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« Reply #934 on: 16 Oct 2013, 13:20 »

lmao... that has to be the best episode yet.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #938 on: 16 Oct 2013, 16:07 »

If you like Cookie Clicker and Breaking Bad here's Clicking Bad.
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« Reply #939 on: 16 Oct 2013, 16:42 »

I'm so glad I was done working for the day when I saw that.
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« Reply #941 on: 16 Oct 2013, 19:16 »

If you like Cookie Clicker and Breaking Bad here's Clicking Bad.

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« Reply #942 on: 16 Oct 2013, 19:20 »

I'm glad I learned about it this early in the game. I have one of almost everything. Although it doesn't take long for clicking to not even be worth it anymore and it becomes a waiting game.

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« Reply #943 on: 16 Oct 2013, 19:33 »

Whelp Welu just murdered my productivity with a goddamn axe.
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« Reply #944 on: 16 Oct 2013, 19:54 »

If you like Cookie Clicker and Breaking Bad here's Clicking Bad.
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« Reply #948 on: 17 Oct 2013, 04:27 »

When men marry ponies.

I can't tell if that's a step down from dakimakura or not.
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« Reply #949 on: 17 Oct 2013, 05:08 »

That picture is extremely creepy.... the hand doesn't match and it looks like she is staring daggers into my soul  :psyduck:



Catgirl comic :3
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