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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1200 on: 26 Oct 2013, 05:09 »

Kinda BS ladies can't become anti-tank helo pilots for real. I also find it interesting they specify a precise battlefield role like that. The mix of OH-1s, Cobras (yay!) and Apaches (Booo!) in one squadron also has to be a complete logistical nightmare. Hueys and Cobras are bad enough and those things have at least some commonality of parts.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1201 on: 26 Oct 2013, 06:24 »

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It appears to be real.  Their website is even squickier than the name of the product suggests.  I won't give a link.
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« Reply #1202 on: 26 Oct 2013, 07:33 »

how the fuck have I never seen this before?
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« Reply #1203 on: 26 Oct 2013, 08:35 »

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Threepio you dastardly fucker!!!!!
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« Reply #1205 on: 26 Oct 2013, 11:50 »

I wanna hold your haaaaaaaaaaaand. I wanna hold your hand!

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« Reply #1206 on: 26 Oct 2013, 11:57 »

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« Reply #1207 on: 26 Oct 2013, 12:01 »

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« Reply #1208 on: 26 Oct 2013, 12:29 »





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« Reply #1209 on: 26 Oct 2013, 14:16 »

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« Reply #1210 on: 26 Oct 2013, 14:27 »

What about Pop Secret?
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« Reply #1211 on: 26 Oct 2013, 16:19 »

Trolling Threepio
My favorite thing about this gif is how neither of the other two snowtroopers try to help their partner, they're just like "NOPE" and close the door.

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« Reply #1212 on: 26 Oct 2013, 16:25 »

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The IS-3 is a Post-war tank, but with it, you begin to see the early development of modern post war Soviet tank design including the 'Upsidedown Wok' look of later Soviet tank turrets.

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« Reply #1213 on: 26 Oct 2013, 16:32 »

Trolling Threepio
My favorite thing about this gif is how neither of the other two snowtroopers try to help their partner, they're just like "NOPE" and close the door.
Which make them far smarter than any Stormtrooper ever. A real Stormtrooper would have shot into the closet and missed.
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« Reply #1214 on: 26 Oct 2013, 19:42 »

Technically the IS-3 is a late war tank, albeit so late it never saw combat.  :psyduck:

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« Reply #1215 on: 26 Oct 2013, 22:20 »

I love it.
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« Reply #1216 on: 26 Oct 2013, 22:27 »

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« Reply #1217 on: 27 Oct 2013, 06:17 »

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« Reply #1218 on: 27 Oct 2013, 06:27 »

 :psyduck: oh my god I forgot about that thing but we all did it too! Weird!
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« Reply #1219 on: 27 Oct 2013, 06:28 »

It was a thing in Germany as well.
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« Reply #1220 on: 27 Oct 2013, 06:55 »

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« Reply #1221 on: 27 Oct 2013, 07:50 »

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« Reply #1222 on: 27 Oct 2013, 11:12 »

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« Reply #1223 on: 27 Oct 2013, 13:18 »






I am too chicken to try this!





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« Reply #1224 on: 27 Oct 2013, 13:24 »



What.
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« Reply #1225 on: 27 Oct 2013, 13:27 »

A friend who used to frequent this forum makes a point about how ridiculous 'sexy' Halloween costumes are every year, she's gone as 'Sexy Monopoly Man' and 'Sexy Bananas in Pyjamas'. It's hilarious. If I could be bothered with Halloween I'd probably do something similar, 'Sexy Pterodactyl' needs to happen some year.
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« Reply #1226 on: 27 Oct 2013, 13:40 »

Down in Discuss! there's a thread about how touching people without their permission is bad.  Here is an example of why:

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« Reply #1227 on: 27 Oct 2013, 14:00 »

 
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« Reply #1229 on: 27 Oct 2013, 15:01 »

I feel dirty on how much I laughed at that commentary.  :popcorn:
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« Reply #1230 on: 27 Oct 2013, 15:11 »

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« Reply #1231 on: 27 Oct 2013, 16:20 »

Freddie Mercury ain't dead.

He's Batman.
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« Reply #1232 on: 27 Oct 2013, 16:29 »

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« Reply #1233 on: 27 Oct 2013, 16:49 »



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« Reply #1234 on: 27 Oct 2013, 19:49 »

Russian Cult worships female cartoon character

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« Reply #1235 on: 27 Oct 2013, 20:01 »

....that Russian cult. I... I just...

Wat?
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« Reply #1236 on: 28 Oct 2013, 00:02 »

Have you ever wanted to know how many keystrokes you make per day (and how far your hands "traveled")?  Or how far you move your mouse in a day of computer use?  Or where your mouse pointer spends most of its time while you're on the computer?  Well now you can!
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« Reply #1238 on: 28 Oct 2013, 04:11 »

Yoink!
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« Reply #1239 on: 28 Oct 2013, 07:00 »

Now I need to see if there is a blog or something dedicated to animals stealing from people, like this fish (tuna?) being taken, or that one seagull that straight-up ganks a bag of crisps.

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« Reply #1240 on: 28 Oct 2013, 07:04 »

after going a week without heat or hot water, this best describes every morning where I have to wake up and go to the pool to take a shower:

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« Reply #1241 on: 28 Oct 2013, 07:06 »

I was without heat, hot water, gas, and electric for three months in the winter, a couple of years ago. I actually started to like cold showers.

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« Reply #1242 on: 28 Oct 2013, 07:08 »

AND I LIKED IT
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« Reply #1243 on: 28 Oct 2013, 07:14 »

Well good you're welcome to it.

I'm going back to the goddamn desert next year. To hell with this North Eastern type place. As I have said elsewhere it's just not a civilized place to live. Back to 80 degree winters and drive through booze stores!

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« Reply #1244 on: 28 Oct 2013, 07:23 »

Muad'Dib!?


which desert?
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« Reply #1245 on: 28 Oct 2013, 07:26 »

The Sonoran Desert. I used to deal with cold fairly well till SERE school. I almost slipped into hypothermic schock and it permanently affected how I handle cold.
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« Reply #1246 on: 28 Oct 2013, 07:32 »



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« Reply #1247 on: 28 Oct 2013, 07:32 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl3uNkBUbvc&feature=player_detailpage#t=197

So-cal desert can be fun!  When my boss did marine winter survival training the search groups couldnt find him and his squad mate because they hid so well.  After a couple of days they had helicopters shouting for their names.  They thought my boss and friend were dead. lol
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« Reply #1248 on: 28 Oct 2013, 08:43 »

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« Reply #1249 on: 28 Oct 2013, 09:01 »

This probably has too much point to be in here, but one of my lecturers told us we should try not to announce the baby's gender when it's born because frankly very few parents care about that as much as they care whether it's got all its limbs and is breathing.
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