Topic: Umm, what??? That's pointless... (Read 866099 times)

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1250 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 09:07 »

If they're the type to care they probably have long known anyway. Also:

Quote from: BeoPuppy on 28 Oct 2013, 02:44

YOINK!

LeeC · « **Reply #1251 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 09:09 »

can't you do both? "Its a lovely and healthy baby boy/girl"

Metope · « **Reply #1252 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 09:14 »

May, when you start working as a midwife, can you please just say something like 'aw congratulations, it's a healthy puppy, look at that cute waggling tail!'. Just once, please?

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1253 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 09:32 »

I wouldn't, only because humans are occasionally born with tails, and the parents might not realize you're joking.

Metope · « **Reply #1254 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 09:35 »

Hmm yeah, need to do something even more surreal. How about 'it's so cute, but why does it have wings?'.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1255 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 09:37 »

I wish I had wings. Well, not really, I just wish I could fly.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #1256 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 09:48 »

In case it doesn't work, here's the link http://themetapicture.com/how-to-make-a-little-girls-dream-come-true/

LeeC · « **Reply #1257 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 10:27 »

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1258 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 10:36 »

"The hug is complete when I *say* it's complete!"

The Seldom Killer · « **Reply #1259 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 10:45 »

Quote from: nekowafer on 28 Oct 2013, 07:06

I was without heat, hot water, gas, and electric for three months in the winter, a couple of years ago. I actually started to like cold showers.

I ALSO WALKED UPHILL BOTH WAYS IN THE SNOW WITHOUT SHOES

When I were a lad we spent 42 years in the arctic circle living up a tree, naked, in a howling gale. We crawled on our bellies for five miles through snow drifts to the pit where we'd mine ice with our teeth. Afterwards we'd scrub ourselves down with liquid nitrogen before an ice cream dinner. Of course we enjoyed it because if we didn't our Dad would beat us to death three times a night with icicles.

Metope · « **Reply #1260 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 10:46 »

Art humour!

lepetitfromage · « **Reply #1261 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 10:53 »

Hahaha love it. <3

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #1262 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 10:55 »

Quote from: LeeC on 28 Oct 2013, 10:27

Big Hugs Kitty

Man, that cat makes that sad little Elmo toy look like a piece of shit.

Sorflakne · « **Reply #1263 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 11:34 »

Superbowl halftime shows can't hold a candle to this.

cesium133 · « **Reply #1264 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 11:39 »

It's time to learn about maths (Apparently there's more than one!)

kyomi · « **Reply #1265 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 12:22 »

Quote from: LeeC on 28 Oct 2013, 07:23

Muad'Dib!?

Isn't that something the Nali said in the original Unreal game?

For which I have such fond memories and can remember almost every level in detail, as well as the monsters and weapons.. and the damn awesome tracker music it used.

LeeC · « **Reply #1266 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 12:42 »

iono, its the name of the little desert mice on the planet Arakis. When Paul Atreides was in exile and was taken in by the Fremen her took that name as his Fremen name. Its from Dune.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #1267 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 12:46 »

Over the summer I worked for a summer school and one of the permanent staff was 16 weeks pregnant when we arrived. I informed her that it probably wasn't going to be kittens, but she should get the sonographer to make sure at her 20 week scan just in case.

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Method of Madness · « **Reply #1268 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 12:46 »

(clicks spoiler)

Barmymoo · « **Reply #1269 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 12:48 »

We had a long chat about how it would be a lot cheaper in the long term if it were kittens, but more expensive in the short term since she didn't have any litter trays.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1270 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 12:48 »

Are those more expensive than diapers?

Metope · « **Reply #1271 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 12:51 »

That probably depends on how many kittens there are in the litter.

LeeC · « **Reply #1272 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 12:52 »

I am now confused.

are talking in code?

in other news: kitty raised by farretts

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1273 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 12:52 »

No, no we are not. And awwwwwww.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #1274 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 13:47 »

Quote from: LeeC on 28 Oct 2013, 12:42

iono, its the name of the little desert mice on the planet Arakis. When Paul Atreides was in exile and was taken in by the Fremen her took that name as his Fremen name. Its from Dune.

.....I want to give it snuggles. Even if it kills me later.

LeeC · « **Reply #1275 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 13:55 »

just...what if, you know?

Kugai · « **Reply #1276 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 14:28 »

LeeC · « **Reply #1277 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 15:23 »

happy halloween kiddies!

LTK · « **Reply #1278 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 15:40 »

LeeC · « **Reply #1279 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 15:48 »

get out of work in 15 minutes woooo! Hopefully I'll have heat and hot water when I get back!
I know what I'm doing when I get home if I do:

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Method of Madness · « **Reply #1280 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 15:52 »

See, my first thought was this:

LeeC · « **Reply #1281 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 15:53 »

its close, but "nice software" and "change color" is too friggin adorable!

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1282 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 16:30 »

Oh, I most certainly wasn't complaining.

K1dmor · « **Reply #1283 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 17:41 »

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #1284 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 18:33 »

LeeC · « **Reply #1285 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 20:40 »

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #1286 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 21:32 »

Global Moderator Comment Politics in Discuss and Discuss only, please. This is the space for having fun.

LeeC · « **Reply #1287 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 21:51 »

Kugai · « **Reply #1288 on:** 28 Oct 2013, 21:58 »

Indeed

LeeC · « **Reply #1289 on:** 29 Oct 2013, 04:57 »

kyomi · « **Reply #1290 on:** 29 Oct 2013, 05:33 »

Quote from: K1dmor on 28 Oct 2013, 17:41

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I miss games like the second comic...

Shouldn't we just rename the first comic title to "Your Average Call of Duty player"?

Because Science <has music>