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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1250 on: 28 Oct 2013, 09:07 »

If they're the type to care they probably have long known anyway. Also:

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1251 on: 28 Oct 2013, 09:09 »

can't you do both? "Its a lovely and healthy baby boy/girl"
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1252 on: 28 Oct 2013, 09:14 »

May, when you start working as a midwife, can you please just say something like 'aw congratulations, it's a healthy puppy, look at that cute waggling tail!'. Just once, please?
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1253 on: 28 Oct 2013, 09:32 »

I wouldn't, only because humans are occasionally born with tails, and the parents might not realize you're joking.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1254 on: 28 Oct 2013, 09:35 »

Hmm yeah, need to do something even more surreal. How about 'it's so cute, but why does it have wings?'.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1255 on: 28 Oct 2013, 09:37 »

I wish I had wings. Well, not really, I just wish I could fly.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1256 on: 28 Oct 2013, 09:48 »

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« Reply #1257 on: 28 Oct 2013, 10:27 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1258 on: 28 Oct 2013, 10:36 »

"The hug is complete when I *say* it's complete!"
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1259 on: 28 Oct 2013, 10:45 »

I was without heat, hot water, gas, and electric for three months in the winter, a couple of years ago. I actually started to like cold showers.

I ALSO WALKED UPHILL BOTH WAYS IN THE SNOW WITHOUT SHOES

When I were a lad we spent 42 years in the arctic circle living up a tree, naked, in a howling gale. We crawled on our bellies for five miles through snow drifts to the pit where we'd mine ice with our teeth. Afterwards we'd scrub ourselves down with liquid nitrogen before an ice cream dinner. Of course we enjoyed it because if we didn't our Dad would beat us to death three times a night with icicles.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1260 on: 28 Oct 2013, 10:46 »





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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1261 on: 28 Oct 2013, 10:53 »

Hahaha love it.  <3
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1262 on: 28 Oct 2013, 10:55 »

Big Hugs Kitty
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1263 on: 28 Oct 2013, 11:34 »


Superbowl halftime shows can't hold a candle to this.
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« Reply #1264 on: 28 Oct 2013, 11:39 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1265 on: 28 Oct 2013, 12:22 »

Muad'Dib!?

Isn't that something the Nali said in the original Unreal game? :)

For which I have such fond memories and can remember almost every level in detail, as well as the monsters and weapons.. and the damn awesome tracker music it used.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1266 on: 28 Oct 2013, 12:42 »

iono, its the name of the little desert mice on the planet Arakis.  When Paul Atreides was in exile and was taken in by the Fremen her took that name as his Fremen name.  Its from Dune.

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1267 on: 28 Oct 2013, 12:46 »

Over the summer I worked for a summer school and one of the permanent staff was 16 weeks pregnant when we arrived. I informed her that it probably wasn't going to be kittens, but she should get the sonographer to make sure at her 20 week scan just in case.

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1268 on: 28 Oct 2013, 12:46 »

(clicks spoiler) :(
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1269 on: 28 Oct 2013, 12:48 »

We had a long chat about how it would be a lot cheaper in the long term if it were kittens, but more expensive in the short term since she didn't have any litter trays.
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« Reply #1270 on: 28 Oct 2013, 12:48 »

Are those more expensive than diapers?
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1271 on: 28 Oct 2013, 12:51 »

That probably depends on how many kittens there are in the litter.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1272 on: 28 Oct 2013, 12:52 »

I am now confused.  :? are talking in code?


in other news: kitty raised by farretts
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« Reply #1273 on: 28 Oct 2013, 12:52 »

No, no we are not. And awwwwwww.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1274 on: 28 Oct 2013, 13:47 »

iono, its the name of the little desert mice on the planet Arakis.  When Paul Atreides was in exile and was taken in by the Fremen her took that name as his Fremen name.  Its from Dune.



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« Reply #1275 on: 28 Oct 2013, 13:55 »

just...what if, you know?
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« Reply #1276 on: 28 Oct 2013, 14:28 »

Yeah
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« Reply #1277 on: 28 Oct 2013, 15:23 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1279 on: 28 Oct 2013, 15:48 »

get out of work in 15 minutes woooo! Hopefully I'll have heat and hot water when I get back!
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1280 on: 28 Oct 2013, 15:52 »

See, my first thought was this:

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« Reply #1281 on: 28 Oct 2013, 15:53 »

its close, but "nice software" and "change color" is too friggin adorable!
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1282 on: 28 Oct 2013, 16:30 »

Oh, I most certainly wasn't complaining.
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« Reply #1283 on: 28 Oct 2013, 17:41 »

 
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« Reply #1284 on: 28 Oct 2013, 18:33 »




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« Reply #1286 on: 28 Oct 2013, 21:32 »

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« Reply #1288 on: 28 Oct 2013, 21:58 »

Indeed
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« Reply #1290 on: 29 Oct 2013, 05:33 »

<comics>

I miss games like the second comic...

Shouldn't we just rename the first comic title to "Your Average Call of Duty player"?

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« Reply #1291 on: 29 Oct 2013, 05:55 »

Panel 7 in the Evee comic is quite possibly one of the cutest things I have ever seen.



Such pumpkin. Much wow. So amaze.
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« Reply #1292 on: 29 Oct 2013, 07:00 »

So this is real: Powerful Yogurt







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« Reply #1293 on: 29 Oct 2013, 07:11 »

haha, saw this and had to share!




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« Reply #1295 on: 29 Oct 2013, 08:56 »

Oh my god... that is so much win.... PASTA!!!
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« Reply #1297 on: 29 Oct 2013, 11:45 »

Christian Science Church Looks Like a Giant Dick from Space

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« Reply #1298 on: 29 Oct 2013, 11:55 »

It has a nice bush as well.
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« Reply #1299 on: 29 Oct 2013, 12:21 »

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