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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1450 on: 03 Nov 2013, 15:47 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1451 on: 03 Nov 2013, 15:53 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1452 on: 03 Nov 2013, 16:08 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1453 on: 03 Nov 2013, 16:13 »

Happy Bonfire Day! A couple days early, but I guess they just couldn't hold back.

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1454 on: 03 Nov 2013, 16:23 »

my brain is still in spooky Halloween dyslexia mode.  I kept reading transvestite as Transylvania.  :psyduck:


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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1455 on: 03 Nov 2013, 16:25 »

Just...why?

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« Reply #1456 on: 03 Nov 2013, 17:41 »



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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1457 on: 03 Nov 2013, 18:42 »

It looks like a bear in a gas mask with bullets for fingers and toes. But it's not. And that's disappointing.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1458 on: 04 Nov 2013, 02:26 »

But what is it supposed to be?
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« Reply #1459 on: 04 Nov 2013, 02:43 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1460 on: 04 Nov 2013, 03:20 »

Police mugshots from the '20s?



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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1461 on: 04 Nov 2013, 03:59 »

Mr. Moore looks gangster as fuck in that standing shot.
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« Reply #1462 on: 04 Nov 2013, 04:22 »

Man, I don't know what happened, but crooks just had some CLASS back in the day.
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« Reply #1464 on: 04 Nov 2013, 08:14 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1465 on: 04 Nov 2013, 08:45 »

Can't tell if army or marines storming the castle
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1466 on: 04 Nov 2013, 09:17 »

My feelings exactly on sports (too many images to post here): http://andrealessi.tumblr.com/post/65730173140/shygirl364-x

My results:

Dance Dance Office Melee: Yes.
I agree

The Glory of Burger Fighter: This title is epic
Blazing Manlove Playhouse: >.>;;
Excruciating Janitor from Outer Space: I'm Scruffy... the janitor
Geriatric 3D Espionage: lol
Spectacular Business Oppression: Aren't we all playing this now?
The Harlem Globetrotters: Monster Truck Hero

Oh god.. some of these are brilliant.

Bling Bling Bobsled Operatives: Didn't they have this already and wasn't it called Cool Runnings?
Retarded Janitor Rangers
Terrible Midget Punishment
Communist Fashion Gone Wild:  lmao

Twitter for the rest of them.. or this is going to be an extremely long post https://twitter.com/kyomi7502/
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1467 on: 04 Nov 2013, 09:35 »

"Adult Cat Finder"? Kinky.

As for the video game name generator, I got: Prehistoric Math Studio. Sounds like an educational game.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1468 on: 04 Nov 2013, 09:44 »

The best one I got from the generator was Nudist Whale Island :-P
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1469 on: 04 Nov 2013, 09:45 »

Ok... just lmao.. this one had to have a separate post.

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1471 on: 04 Nov 2013, 10:33 »



Meanwhile, in Russia:


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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1472 on: 04 Nov 2013, 10:51 »

Can't tell if army or marines storming the castle

That my friend, is the United States Marine Corps. The Army would never spring for a bouncy castle. Too much of a safety hazard.
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« Reply #1473 on: 04 Nov 2013, 11:56 »



I had to lol...

Oh god.. this is awesome :D


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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1475 on: 04 Nov 2013, 13:01 »

1:42, second from right. She looks like 13 from House :)
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1477 on: 04 Nov 2013, 13:28 »

when ever I see cute kitty youtube videos being shared, I think of this video
"FEEL HOW CUTE SHE IS!"




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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1478 on: 04 Nov 2013, 15:05 »

You shouldn't be, it's an excellent movie.

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1479 on: 04 Nov 2013, 15:10 »

yeah people tell me that, especially after my ex but I dunno.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1480 on: 04 Nov 2013, 18:16 »


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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1481 on: 04 Nov 2013, 21:21 »

Can't tell if army or marines storming the castle


Judging by the uniforms I would say Marine Corp. A good way to tell them apart is that the army combat uniform appears greenish grey while the Marine uniforms have a more brown tinge. Also the Marine cover(hat) is a hexagon while the army cover is round.
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« Reply #1482 on: 04 Nov 2013, 21:33 »

I know about their cover but the two in the background are too far away and facing a different direction haha.  Honestly upon a second glance it is marine, if you notice the marine to the far right's shirt displays what looks like an eagle globe and anchor. Nice catch on the color.  I figure it was just desert camo.  :-P
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1483 on: 04 Nov 2013, 21:57 »

Navy/USMC is the only branch that has a desert camo pattern. Army and Air Force deploy to Afghanistan in Multicam, which is a green/brown non-digital pattern. In garrison, us Army grunts are stuck with god-awful UCP, a grey/blue digital pattern. It's just been confirmed that we'll be switching to Multicam by the end of 2016, though.
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« Reply #1484 on: 04 Nov 2013, 22:01 »

My building houses the Army corps of engineers HQ (I think its the HQ) so I see lots of camo but so many other services come and go that its hard to keep track as I am running to and fro.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1485 on: 05 Nov 2013, 00:56 »

@LeeC I consider it a point of pride to be able to identify a military by it's equipment in detail. I'm far from being an expert but typically I can take a pretty good guess. Knowing obscure unit insignia and history are useful.
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« Reply #1486 on: 05 Nov 2013, 04:03 »

UCP/ACU is proof that the army should not be allowed to make decisions for itself.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1487 on: 05 Nov 2013, 04:50 »

I'm pretty fond of our ACUs, especially now that they've replaced the cargo pockets' velcro fasteners with actual buttons. That said, I hate UCP with a passion and look forward to the permanent changeover to OCP.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1488 on: 05 Nov 2013, 05:41 »

Nope. No new uniforms for the Army this year. Not in the budget mate ;) besides you already got two new uniforms over the past decade, you'll just have to make due with what you have.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1489 on: 05 Nov 2013, 07:10 »

I always thought this was just supposed to be a funny statement


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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #1490 on: 05 Nov 2013, 09:36 »

What.



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« Reply #1491 on: 05 Nov 2013, 09:38 »

I am searching my memory banks of times where muriel claims to have heard courage or her husband from the other room but I can't remember correctly.  Maybe she is just hard of hearing rather than completely deaf?











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« Reply #1492 on: 05 Nov 2013, 12:30 »

Baby olinguito photos!





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« Reply #1493 on: 05 Nov 2013, 12:34 »

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« Reply #1494 on: 05 Nov 2013, 12:47 »

Getting back on the http://videogamena.me/ train:

NBA Jackhammer of Mystery (Sounds like some sort of Granny Confuser-type shovelware)
Bouncin' Hair Salon in Crazyland (This would be one of those games that insecure gamer dickbags would mock women for playing because "since it's not a real game they're not real gamers" etc etc)
King of Pinball Revenge
The Simpsons' Hippo Joe
Advanced Jetski Tale (would def play)
Morbid Ping Pong City (so, DC, then?)
Incredible Metal of Fury (hell, that's a BAND name)
Death-Defying Desert Fun (Isn't that more of a tagline?)
Mighty Squirrel Espionage (So THAT'S what ZoeB does!)
Radioactive Stapler Tournament (I can't...I just...I want this more than anything.)
Johnny Turbo's Ice Cream Girl
Lair of the Shotgun Master
Rushing Basketball Roundup
Professional Spatula Z (Okay, that's it. Nothing can top that.)
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« Reply #1495 on: 05 Nov 2013, 13:10 »

Johnny Turbo's Ice Cream Girl

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« Reply #1497 on: 05 Nov 2013, 15:06 »

All of those stories are gorgeous and make me well up. Damn you StoryCorps.
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« Reply #1498 on: 05 Nov 2013, 16:27 »

You seen the one with the old couple? They played it on the jumbo tron on a rainy day over at the outdoor shopping center I walk to...  :cry:
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« Reply #1499 on: 05 Nov 2013, 16:30 »

Danny and Annie? Yes! That was the first one I ever saw and it can still make me cry.


It's also got such cute and sweet animation.
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