Topic: Umm, what??? That's pointless... (Read 855978 times)

kyomi · « **Reply #4650 on:** 18 Apr 2014, 13:03 »

Yeah, this isn't creepy at all...

http://iloveyoulikeafatladylovesapples.com/

Also.. wooo. New page

~~Valdís~~ · « **Reply #4651 on:** 18 Apr 2014, 13:17 »

You're welcome:

Method of Madness · « **Reply #4652 on:** 18 Apr 2014, 13:38 »

Quote from: kyomi on 18 Apr 2014, 13:03

http://iloveyoulikeafatladylovesapples.com/

SHE EATS THE CORE!

Also:

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #4653 on:** 18 Apr 2014, 13:47 »

LeeC · « **Reply #4654 on:** 18 Apr 2014, 15:19 »

Method of Madness · « **Reply #4655 on:** 18 Apr 2014, 17:34 »

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 18 Apr 2014, 13:47

ENJOY YOUR DEATH TRAP, LADIES!

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #4656 on:** 18 Apr 2014, 17:41 »

Also, the woman in the green suit behind him turned black and the one to his left gained a tattoo

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #4657 on:** 18 Apr 2014, 17:45 »

One more time!

Method of Madness · « **Reply #4658 on:** 18 Apr 2014, 21:12 »

pwhodges · « **Reply #4659 on:** 19 Apr 2014, 02:19 »

Coworu:

Thrillho · « **Reply #4660 on:** 19 Apr 2014, 02:55 »

Quote from: Method of Madness on 18 Apr 2014, 17:34

ENJOY YOUR DEATH TRAP, LADIES!

What was HER problem?

snalin · « **Reply #4661 on:** 19 Apr 2014, 03:55 »

Quote from: GarandMarine on 18 Apr 2014, 17:45

One more time!

I was already listening to this (for the hundredth time) when I read this post.

Mr. Doctor · « **Reply #4662 on:** 19 Apr 2014, 04:15 »

Quote from: Method of Madness on 18 Apr 2014, 13:38

Quote from: kyomi on 18 Apr 2014, 13:03
http://iloveyoulikeafatladylovesapples.com/
SHE EATS THE CORE!

There's no core if you ask me... There are just many people that eat it wrong.
I started eating my apples whole at my first year of university... During classes I sat right in the middle so it was a huge pain in the ass to get up and disturb the lesson for my classmates just to throw out the core. So I ended up eating the whole thing... And noticed that nothing really changed.

Masterpiece · « **Reply #4663 on:** 19 Apr 2014, 04:32 »

THE CORE IS THE BEST PART DUDES

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #4664 on:** 19 Apr 2014, 06:01 »

Penatonix is awesome, yes...

Method of Madness · « **Reply #4665 on:** 19 Apr 2014, 06:53 »

Really? I'll have to try that someday. But it was annoying that I tried throwing a core behind her and then somehow got given the core back instead of a new apple. Also does anything actually happen when you eat a certain number of apples?

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #4666 on:** 19 Apr 2014, 08:21 »

Method of Madness · « **Reply #4667 on:** 19 Apr 2014, 08:32 »

"Would a German have a mustache like this? Only at a Hitler party. Dressed like Hitler...which does not happen, because it's illegal."

cesium133 · « **Reply #4668 on:** 19 Apr 2014, 13:01 »

Uh... Albert Einstein, Werner Heisenberg, and Werner von Braun.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #4669 on:** 19 Apr 2014, 14:57 »

Kugai · « **Reply #4670 on:** 19 Apr 2014, 16:10 »

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #4671 on:** 20 Apr 2014, 00:14 »

http://factsandchicks.com/

Aimless · « **Reply #4672 on:** 20 Apr 2014, 03:13 »

I'd like to send one of these to a friend, help me decide which one:

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #4673 on:** 20 Apr 2014, 03:31 »

Goddamn those metal pictures Garand. I had to go find my AC/DC shirt and rock out to the greatest hits mix of them, Metallica and selected others just to work the need out of my system.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #4674 on:** 20 Apr 2014, 05:57 »

Method of Madness · « **Reply #4675 on:** 20 Apr 2014, 08:11 »

Quote from: BeoPuppy on 20 Apr 2014, 00:14

http://factsandchicks.com/

Those are actually some interesting facts!

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 20 Apr 2014, 05:57

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #4676 on:** 20 Apr 2014, 08:56 »

Happy Easter all

jwhouk · « **Reply #4677 on:** 20 Apr 2014, 10:04 »

Killjoy.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #4678 on:** 20 Apr 2014, 10:35 »

If anything, he just created a great deal of joy

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #4679 on:** 20 Apr 2014, 11:00 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 20 Apr 2014, 10:04

Killjoy.

Just making sure everyone has their terminology right :3

Not like I can talk too much trash, one of my gods turned into a mare and got knocked up by a magical super stallion. Then gave the resulting foal to his brother to use as a war mount. That's WAY weirder than just rising from the dead or becoming a Lich.

Loki · « **Reply #4680 on:** 20 Apr 2014, 12:04 »

*clears throat* Hi.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #4681 on:** 20 Apr 2014, 13:01 »

Yes I'm still telling that drinking story Loki.

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #4682 on:** 20 Apr 2014, 23:43 »

Quote from: Gareth on 20 Apr 2014, 18:28

[...]
If you need me I'll be in the pointless thread, wanking and crying.

Promises, promises, promises.

henri bemis · « **Reply #4683 on:** 21 Apr 2014, 00:24 »

OMG. The origin of the Easter egg hunt was to find Jesus' Phylactery. It all makes sense now.

kyomi · « **Reply #4684 on:** 21 Apr 2014, 04:59 »

Quote from: BeoPuppy on 20 Apr 2014, 00:14

http://factsandchicks.com/

(click to show/hide)

Ok.. I need to know about this.. immediately. What kind of software did they use to get it *THAT* small?

Filmmaker gagged by the Technoviking, bankrupted by legal bills

bhtooefr · « **Reply #4685 on:** 21 Apr 2014, 06:57 »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zip_bomb

Essentially, extreme compression ratios can be had by compressing a file that has all the same content.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #4686 on:** 21 Apr 2014, 12:11 »

Quote

so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings

and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding

and i’m just like

are you sure

are you really sure about that

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #4687 on:** 21 Apr 2014, 12:34 »

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 21 Apr 2014, 12:11

Quote
so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings

and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding

and i’m just like

are you sure

are you really sure about that

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #4688 on:** 22 Apr 2014, 00:39 »

Thrillho · « **Reply #4689 on:** 22 Apr 2014, 00:46 »

Quote from: BeoPuppy on 20 Apr 2014, 23:43

Quote from: Gareth on 20 Apr 2014, 18:28
[...]
If you need me I'll be in the pointless thread, wanking and crying.
Promises, promises, promises.

Man, you provided that facts and chicks link... and didn't warn me it'd be NSFW.

Awkward work boner.

Loki · « **Reply #4690 on:** 22 Apr 2014, 00:47 »

Quote from: BeoPuppy on 22 Apr 2014, 00:39

The fact this picture exists is irony in itself.

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #4691 on:** 22 Apr 2014, 01:02 »

Quote from: Gareth on 22 Apr 2014, 00:46

Quote from: BeoPuppy on 20 Apr 2014, 23:43
Quote from: Gareth on 20 Apr 2014, 18:28
[...]
If you need me I'll be in the pointless thread, wanking and crying.
Promises, promises, promises.

Man, you provided that facts and chicks link... and didn't warn me it'd be NSFW.

Awkward work boner.

Sorry for your boner. Though I have to wonder what you thought would happen at a website with that name ...

Quote from: Loki on 22 Apr 2014, 00:47

Quote from: BeoPuppy on 22 Apr 2014, 00:39
[...]
The fact this picture exists is irony in itself.

Yup. Didn't see it coming.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #4692 on:** 22 Apr 2014, 04:37 »

kyomi · « **Reply #4693 on:** 22 Apr 2014, 04:43 »

Quote from: Loki on 22 Apr 2014, 00:47

Quote from: BeoPuppy on 22 Apr 2014, 00:39

The fact this picture exists is irony in itself.

I don't get it... He has the hammer backwards too.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #4694 on:** 22 Apr 2014, 04:48 »

No he doesn't, the claw is penetrating. He's looking to disable the cameras.

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #4695 on:** 22 Apr 2014, 04:50 »

Claw hammer. The front bit is used to hammer in nails. The back bit is used to take out nails. It's a claw with which you can grip a nail that sticks out. Now, if you use the clawed bit against an object you're guaranteed to do a lot of damage. And the intrepid young man in this picture is about to demonstrate just that: how to destroy a CCTV cam with the back of a hammer.

I'm sure the 'after' picture was hilarious too.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #4696 on:** 22 Apr 2014, 04:51 »

I am interested to know how he got up there...

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #4697 on:** 22 Apr 2014, 05:24 »

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #4698 on:** 22 Apr 2014, 07:38 »

I dunno what's going on in that video Beo, but I wanna try!

http://suvudu.com/2014/04/cage-match-2014-final-round-leia-organa-vs-leia-organa.html?ref=fb_corp_suvuducagematch_leiavsleia_041514

Quote

Screen Leia: Yeah, yeah, I can read Wookieepedia too. Look, I’m representing the movies here, I don’t hold with any of that Expanded Universe continuity. Maybe it’s like that cave on Dagobah where Luke had to fight Vader, but it wasn’t really Vader, because then his mask fell off and it was Luke’s face … you see where I’m going with this. It could be one of those Jedi worthiness tests.

Book Leia: Well, if we are to be tested, I am ready.

Book Leia adopts a combat stance and boots up her lightsaber, a blue one, with the usual awesome sound effect. Screen Leia squares off as well, but then she stops.

Screen Leia: Oh my God, we get a lightsaber?

Book Leia: Pretty sweet, huh? Built it myself.

Screen Leia: Whoa. Hang on. Time out. I mean, I get some sweet blaster action in the movies, but I never get anywhere near my own lightsaber.

Book Leia: I know. Look, don’t tell anybody, because you’re not really supposed to know yet—or at any rate not till the way end of Return of the Jedi—but we actually have bigtime Force powers. Major league. I’m totally a Jedi Knight. Oh, also: don’t snog Luke, he’s your brother.

Screen Leia struggles to take all this in.

Screen Leia: OK. OK. Feeling just a little cheated here.

$20 on Book Leia

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #4699 on:** 22 Apr 2014, 08:35 »

Calcium carbide explosions? That's my guess but that's as far as I can take it. Maybe someone of a more sciency bend might give a more thorough answer.

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