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Re: Hats
« Reply #100 on: 06 Oct 2013, 14:54 »

sometimes it's fun to wear weird atrocities on your head! Especially those weird ass fascinator things you see in department stores and during Royal Weddings.

This was not a Royal Wedding, but the wedding of my wife's niece.  On the left we have the mother of the bride, and on the right her life-long best friend - it's fascinators at dawn!

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« Reply #101 on: 06 Oct 2013, 15:09 »

...the women have kidnapped tropical birds and attached them to their heads with string! Such cruelty! ;)
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« Reply #102 on: 06 Oct 2013, 15:09 »

Are you sure it's not the other way around? Perhaps the birds are controlling the humans.
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« Reply #103 on: 06 Oct 2013, 15:12 »

Hmmm... a fascinating possibility. I shall have to see about a grant to study this further.
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« Reply #104 on: 06 Oct 2013, 15:19 »

The hats "normal" people wear


The hats I want to wear

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« Reply #105 on: 06 Oct 2013, 15:24 »

I used to be partial to Santa hats. I still think they're pretty cool.
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« Reply #106 on: 06 Oct 2013, 15:26 »

Ever since I moved to Oklahoma I've been tempted to get a cowboy hat, but I've never been crazy enough to go through with it.
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« Reply #107 on: 06 Oct 2013, 15:54 »

I bought a purple cowboy hat at a county fair in Indiana, it's amazing.
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« Reply #108 on: 06 Oct 2013, 15:57 »

The hats I want to wear


That's because they are one of the Best Hats.

I really want to buy one like this next time I go to the Renaissance Festival:

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« Reply #109 on: 06 Oct 2013, 16:00 »

Shortly before my last birthday, a friend asked me what she should get me as a present, and I told her that she could get whatever she wanted me to have. "What, anything? Even, like, a pink cowboy hat?" I said that I'd love to get a pink cowboy hat.

She didn't get me a pink cowboy hat, but a black one, and I was happy. I'll take a picture when I get around to it.
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« Reply #110 on: 06 Oct 2013, 16:16 »

"What, anything? Even, like, a pink cowboy hat?"
"Especially a pink cowboy hat!"
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« Reply #111 on: 06 Oct 2013, 16:18 »

Howdy, y'all!



The sad thing is I didn't buy it. :(
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Re: Hats
« Reply #112 on: 06 Oct 2013, 16:23 »



Me and the lovely Sarah at my cousin's wedding in Montana this past July. We don't own the hats, but they were provided at the reception for anyone who wanted one. Like I said...Montana :mrgreen:
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« Reply #113 on: 06 Oct 2013, 16:24 »

That is pretty awesome.
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« Reply #114 on: 06 Oct 2013, 17:10 »

This has been posted else where, but relevant.



While the hat completes the ensemble and informs the world that yes, my buckle is completely swashed do pay special attention to the sash. It was a gift to me from the queen of America.
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« Reply #115 on: 06 Oct 2013, 17:52 »

queen of America.
...Scarlett Johansson?
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« Reply #116 on: 06 Oct 2013, 17:52 »

....yes.

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« Reply #117 on: 06 Oct 2013, 18:13 »

If only...
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« Reply #118 on: 06 Oct 2013, 19:13 »

queen of America.
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I thought that that was Oprah Winfrey
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« Reply #119 on: 06 Oct 2013, 19:24 »

I hope these work! (pulling from FB...)

We had a photobooth at our wedding and there were hats galore! Here's me and my daddy- he looks smashing in his pink cowboy hat!



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« Reply #120 on: 06 Oct 2013, 19:37 »

The mustache really works for your cheese, you should keep it.
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« Reply #121 on: 06 Oct 2013, 19:39 »

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« Reply #122 on: 07 Oct 2013, 16:50 »

image

There is a boot just straight up on the table.

Also you wanna talk hats, I will show you some motherfucking hats.
I know I've posted this before but let's take a look at my three hats.

That's right we've got a coif, a floppy hat, and a hood. Bitches don't know bout my layers.

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« Reply #123 on: 17 Oct 2013, 12:14 »

This is for Metope:

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« Reply #124 on: 17 Oct 2013, 12:17 »

Well, that escalated quickly.
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« Reply #125 on: 17 Oct 2013, 16:12 »

Pokemon XY - gotta be about fashion since it's based in France...
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« Reply #126 on: 17 Oct 2013, 16:21 »

What the hell is going on in here

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« Reply #127 on: 17 Oct 2013, 16:26 »

This confuses me much less.

Also you want hat? I'LL SHOW YOU HAT

Er....once I get it uploaded. Hold on

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« Reply #128 on: 17 Oct 2013, 16:35 »

All I can say is: better here than in the Relate section of the forum...
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« Reply #129 on: 17 Oct 2013, 16:36 »

I'm a little disconcerted to find that I'm not certain where HAT is. Huh. That's...troublesome.

But here, have an older picture. If it works.

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« Reply #130 on: 17 Oct 2013, 18:55 »

I need to buy my Soviet Commissar's cap before Fall In.
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« Reply #131 on: 17 Oct 2013, 19:00 »

You mean this one?





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« Reply #132 on: 17 Oct 2013, 19:03 »

That'd be uncomfortable to wear all day.
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« Reply #133 on: 17 Oct 2013, 19:03 »

Probably closer to this one:

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« Reply #134 on: 17 Oct 2013, 19:05 »

Kugai, I was about to ask if that was Soviet Judge Dredd and then I quoted you and yes, yes it is.
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« Reply #135 on: 17 Oct 2013, 19:17 »

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« Reply #136 on: 17 Oct 2013, 19:26 »

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« Reply #137 on: 17 Oct 2013, 19:27 »

Kugai, I was about to ask if that was Soviet Judge Dredd and then I quoted you and yes, yes it is.

Yup, East Meg Judge.
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« Reply #138 on: 17 Oct 2013, 19:33 »

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« Reply #139 on: 17 Oct 2013, 19:41 »

As a Soviet General commanding the first division of the third shock army, I accept this task from Comrade Stalin. We shall crush all resistance from the Hitlerites beneath the treads of our tanks.

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Side note: Lenin would have been disgusted with how many times his name's mentioned in the Soviet anthem, amongst a great many other things about the USSR. Especially under Stalin.

Fuck it. Have some more Russia moto!


It is important to note that "Honor and Praise" in Russian is "Chesty Puller". Oohrah.

Not one for berets though. I think they look kinda dumb honestly.



Now for a classic.

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« Reply #140 on: 17 Oct 2013, 19:57 »

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Your signature reminded me of Conan's prayer to Crom.


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« Reply #141 on: 17 Oct 2013, 20:06 »

That clip contains some pretty bad ass hats.
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« Reply #142 on: 18 Oct 2013, 02:23 »

The ushanka is stylish and practical, as demonstrated by this Chinese police officer.
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« Reply #143 on: 18 Oct 2013, 04:13 »

That outfit screams motorcycle police officer.


Which is bad ass.
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« Reply #144 on: 18 Oct 2013, 10:52 »

I picked up a white ushanka my last stopover in Manas (military staging point in Kyrgyzstan for units going to/coming from Afghanistan). It's my drinking hat.
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« Reply #145 on: 18 Oct 2013, 11:00 »

That clip contains some pretty bad ass hats.

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« Reply #146 on: 18 Oct 2013, 12:27 »

bad ass hats
Totally read that as bad asshats.


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« Reply #147 on: 22 Oct 2013, 15:10 »

commissar hats are awesome, I am the jealous Valdis!


saw these:


If I had a nerdy friend that wore this, their arm would be soooo red from all the sick high fives we would be doing.  I'd wear a wampa hat.
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« Reply #148 on: 22 Oct 2013, 16:12 »

I spent ages trying to get one of those but they be expensive.

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My hat for my Halloween costume arrived, too bad I left it at Mammy's and forgot to take a photo of myself wearing it. This is it though:



It's got more of a cowboy hat style curve than the one in the picture but it's still nice quality and surprisingly, fit me quite well! Hats are usually way too big on me. Feel free to guess what I'm dressing up as and hint: It's not a cowboy/girl. Bonus hint: I'm going to be wearing this tie as well:

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« Reply #149 on: 22 Oct 2013, 20:07 »

We'll be payin' Don Welu the proper respect she desoives. 
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