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QC Captions Vol. 144
« on: 08 Dec 2013, 18:22 »

Hey folks. Icy up here. FIRST PANEL:



Enjoy
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #1 on: 08 Dec 2013, 18:32 »

MAR: "Look, I can explain..."
MOMO: "Where are your PANTS?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #2 on: 08 Dec 2013, 18:33 »

From random comic

Marigold: No! I'm fine! Really!
Momo: Don't be embarrassed. Last time I flew across the country, I was stopped up for like three days.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #3 on: 08 Dec 2013, 18:38 »

MAR:  I AM TIRED OF EXPLAINING STEAMPUNK!
MO:    Fine! I'll just google it.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #4 on: 08 Dec 2013, 18:47 »

Random comic, you've done it again.

Marigold: Ugh. I hate Rodney.
Momo: I heard he's not even a real turkey.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #5 on: 08 Dec 2013, 20:03 »

Random Comic:

Marigold: "He…he walked away from a chick who was openly flirting with him. Steve is having a psychotic break."
Momo: "I wasn't FLIRTING! He said I was pretty so I was nice to him in return! That's basic common courtesy, not flirting!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #6 on: 08 Dec 2013, 20:09 »

Marigold: "THEY'RE REAL!"
Momo: "MINE AREN'T!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #7 on: 08 Dec 2013, 22:00 »

Randomizing:

MARIGOLD: "BOLLOCKS"
MOMO: "Okay, see you later. Drink some water, and try not to puke on anything important."

But first:

MARIGOLD: "I said I don't give a darn!"
MOMO: "Oh, that's our shortstop."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #8 on: 08 Dec 2013, 22:17 »

Marigold: "I can't get my eyelids open!"
Momo: "Try 'kill -HUP eyelidd'"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #9 on: 08 Dec 2013, 22:18 »

^nice
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #10 on: 08 Dec 2013, 22:25 »

Another random comic

Marigold: Eww, you eat salad for breakfast? No wonder you're cranky, and gassy.
Momo: Dammit, I told you that smell earlier was not me!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #11 on: 08 Dec 2013, 22:30 »

Marigold: "I can't get my eyelids open!"Momo: "Try 'kill -HUP eyelidd'"



What if the process isn't being properly monitored?  Or what if it's done any number of things like these?  They could be shut forever!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #12 on: 08 Dec 2013, 22:41 »

Marigold: "I can't get my eyelids open!"
Momo: "Try 'kill -HUP eyelidd'"
Marigold: EyeOS just returns "command not found"!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #13 on: 09 Dec 2013, 00:29 »

 Random Comic

 Momo: OH MY GOD YOU ARE PRECIOUS
 Marigold: Sh-shut up! Shut it all the way up!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #14 on: 09 Dec 2013, 01:12 »

Random comic

Marigold: "FFFFFFFF"
Momo: "Don't go fishing for compliments with Faye, you'll only pull up old boots and tires."

Marigold: "I keep pressing my belly button, but nothing changes!"
Momo: "When I have to remind you that you're not an AnthroPC, that's the time to stop drinking."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #15 on: 09 Dec 2013, 09:42 »

 Momo: It might be a tumor.
 Marigold: It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor. At all!



Marigold: Just don't throw up on me!
Momo: Nah, it's OK, I'm not gonna throw up on you. But I am gonna kiss you.



Momo: Well, what are you going to do? Handcuff him to the .... bumper of your car ..... yeah car .... and take him for a ride?
Marigold: Let's just say I'm not going to offer to cook him dinner.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #16 on: 11 Dec 2013, 10:52 »

MOMO:   Isn't it time to update the caption-contest?
MARIGOLD:  WHEN I GET TO IT OK SHEESH
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #17 on: 11 Dec 2013, 15:12 »

MARIGOLD: "Butts."
MOMO: "Just butts?"
MARIGOLD: "All I'm getting is butts."
MOMO: "That's what you want, isn't it? His butt?"
MARIGOLD: " ... "
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #18 on: 11 Dec 2013, 16:28 »

I see what you're doing. Fine have it then:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #19 on: 11 Dec 2013, 16:31 »

Winslow: Why shouldn't I sit here?
Hannelore: That's where Angus had a boner!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #20 on: 11 Dec 2013, 16:41 »

WINSLOW:  Butts?
HANNERS:   Yes.  Butts.  All over the counter.   Eeeewwwbbbllughurbleglapfeeew.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #21 on: 11 Dec 2013, 17:31 »

Aaagh. I was looking for a random comic, and the first one I hit was the exact strip of The Breakup. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME ;_;
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #22 on: 11 Dec 2013, 17:50 »

Winslow: Butts?
Hannelore: Yes. And they were farting...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #23 on: 11 Dec 2013, 20:08 »

Hanners:  You have to move, Winslow.  Momo will be sleeping here tonight. 
Winslow:  Is she going to Dale's first?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #24 on: 11 Dec 2013, 21:09 »

WINSLOW:   What is that white light?
HANNERS:  The forum just detonated with rage over something.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #25 on: 12 Dec 2013, 02:21 »

Aaagh. I was looking for a random comic, and the first one I hit was the exact strip of The Breakup. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME ;_;
Not so random comic:
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1205

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #26 on: 12 Dec 2013, 06:18 »

This should work for both.

Marigold/Hanners:  "I kissed a girl."

Momo/Winslow:  "Did you like it?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #27 on: 12 Dec 2013, 08:08 »

WINSLOW:   It says here that for you to inherit the fortune, you have to spend the weekend in the ancestral home, Abominable Manor.
HANNERS:  That's no problem. I've been living in an abominable manner all my life.

WINSLOW:   You busy-bodies have busied your last body.
HANNERS:  OK, then, thank you, Mr. Know-It-All.

WINSLOW:   I'd like to apply for a job as an usher.
HANNERS:  What experience have you had?
WINSLOW: I've been in the dark for most of my life.

WINSLOW: Now, I would just like to point out that this thread is displaying a distinct tendency to become SILLY. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do... except, perhaps pintsize... and some of his friends. Oh, yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point! I'm warning you NOT to get SILLY again! Right!
HANNERS: "Wann ist die Nurnstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Feier Hund der oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!" Das macht keinen Sinn!!!

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« Reply #28 on: 12 Dec 2013, 19:43 »

WINSLOW: "Three more Nigerian investment requests incoming."
HANNERS: "OK. Send 'em the dummy account numbers, backtrack and transfer any funds you find into the offshore account that Station set up, then upload the viruses."
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« Reply #29 on: 12 Dec 2013, 19:54 »

WINSLOW: "Three more Nigerian investment requests incoming."
HANNERS: "OK. Send 'em the dummy account numbers, backtrack and transfer any funds you find into the offshore account that Station set up, then upload the viruses."

The only way this could be more of a win would be if it were true.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #30 on: 13 Dec 2013, 13:44 »

Indeed  :-D That'd be an entertaining storyline.
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« Reply #31 on: 13 Dec 2013, 18:20 »

I like to think of it as backstory that hasn't been confirmed yet. Headcanon if you will.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #32 on: 13 Dec 2013, 19:00 »

As in, that was what she REALLY was talking about in that one comic, hey?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #33 on: 14 Dec 2013, 03:56 »

Or leading up to that one comic, yes.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #34 on: 15 Dec 2013, 12:57 »

HANNERS:  "Has he updated the caption contest yet?"
WINSLOW:  "No.  Want me to refresh again?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 144
« Reply #35 on: 15 Dec 2013, 23:42 »

^IDHG is female.

Winslow: "Why can't I sit here?"
Hanners: "Momo's spending the night there. I need to clean it once more. Angus.. had ... a boner.... there."
Winslow: "Thanks. Now I have a boner."

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Winslow: "Why do I have to move? I might fall!"
Hanners: "You know. An Apple never falls far from the sofa."
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