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Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« on: 10 Dec 2013, 06:28 »

Welcome to Whose's Post Is It Any Way? The exciting new forum game show where the rules are made up and the points don't matter.

In the tradition of the show, each poster has to improv a witty one liner response, or if they want even write out a quick scene in response to a prompt. You then leave a prompt for the next poster.

Our first prompt....

Things you never want to hear from your Mother in Law!
« Last Edit: 10 Dec 2013, 09:12 by Barmymoo »
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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #1 on: 10 Dec 2013, 08:14 »

That wasn't chicken...

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« Reply #2 on: 10 Dec 2013, 08:17 »

When I gave birth to you...
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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #3 on: 10 Dec 2013, 08:18 »

Right now leave a prompt for someone else :P
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« Reply #4 on: 10 Dec 2013, 08:27 »

Sorry, was going for the thing they do on the show where it gets changed after a bunch of answers. Always entertaining when Dennis and Addison riff of other contestants.

Questions you wouldn't see on an exam paper.
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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #5 on: 10 Dec 2013, 09:14 »

Sorry if anyone noticed me messing round with this thread, I still don't know what all my moddy buttons do...
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There's this really handy "other thing" I'm going to write as a footnote to my abstract that I can probably explore these issues in. I think I'll call it my "dissertation."

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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #6 on: 10 Dec 2013, 09:33 »

Is your answer to this question correct?

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« Reply #7 on: 10 Dec 2013, 11:11 »

Mornington Crescent!
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« Reply #8 on: 10 Dec 2013, 12:24 »

What were you doing behind the Bike Shed last Friday?
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« Reply #9 on: 20 Dec 2013, 11:35 »

Let's see if we can't get this going again, hm?

Alternate endings to famous films
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« Reply #10 on: 20 Dec 2013, 12:38 »

Sandra Bullock lands back on earth just to find it is populated by monkeys.

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« Reply #11 on: 20 Dec 2013, 12:41 »

The Statue of Liberty turns out to be a fake, and he really was on another planet the whole time!
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« Reply #12 on: 20 Dec 2013, 13:35 »

It turns out that the monkeys had no resistance to Earth viruses and they all died of the flu.

Slumdog Millionaire: In the final scene, as the hero's running across the train station towards his beloved, he's hit and killed by an express just before reaching her. As the credits roll, "Dumb Ways to Die" plays.
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« Reply #13 on: 20 Dec 2013, 13:49 »

Make fun of The Mittani's hair
Open fire in Luminaire
Warp at zero to a gate
Use a fleet Typhoon as pirate bait
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« Reply #14 on: 20 Dec 2013, 13:58 »

Charlie Croker - "Screw you guys, I'm going home".
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« Reply #15 on: 20 Dec 2013, 14:08 »

Turns out he was just fond of roses.
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« Reply #16 on: 20 Dec 2013, 14:17 »

Turns out he was just fond of roses.

You beat me to it  :x :-D


Turns out the guy wasn't dead, the kid really wasn't seeing dead people, and the whole movie was a figment of his schizophrenia...
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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #17 on: 20 Dec 2013, 15:03 »

Keyser Soze is Tyler Durden.

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« Reply #18 on: 20 Dec 2013, 15:42 »

The Village was an alien zoo.
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« Reply #19 on: 20 Dec 2013, 16:09 »

"Good thing I wiped the programming on that R2 unit."
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« Reply #20 on: 21 Dec 2013, 14:18 »

Luke missed the shot, the Death Star blows up the planet and ends the rebellion.
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« Reply #21 on: 21 Dec 2013, 16:03 »

Neo puts his pride away and calls tech support for help at the end of the first movie.
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« Reply #22 on: 21 Dec 2013, 16:12 »

Things you don't want to hear at an airport

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« Reply #23 on: 21 Dec 2013, 17:48 »

Look everyone- it's Justin Bieber!
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« Reply #24 on: 21 Dec 2013, 17:57 »

"Attention, passengers. Due to an equipment fault, the regular Flight QA923 to Singapore has been replaced by a live-fire training course designed for military androids. We apologise for the inconvenience and wish you the best of luck."
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« Reply #25 on: 21 Dec 2013, 18:30 »

"We're all out of coffee."
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« Reply #26 on: 21 Dec 2013, 18:41 »

"This plane doesn't even HAVE a Phalange!!!"
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« Reply #27 on: 21 Dec 2013, 20:33 »

"So there I am, hand just covered in lube and blood, the guy's screaming, and...oh, hold on. Please remove your shoes and empty your pockets..."

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« Reply #28 on: 21 Dec 2013, 20:56 »

*ding* "Good morning everyone and welcome to flight Herpy Derp with service to Chicago O'Hare....
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« Reply #29 on: 21 Dec 2013, 21:45 »

"YO Dave! That guy, over there! It's their suitcase that's vibrating."
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« Reply #30 on: 21 Dec 2013, 22:12 »

"Welcome to beautiful Detroit, enjoy your stay."
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« Reply #31 on: 21 Dec 2013, 22:42 »

"Mountains and you: A PSA on air safety and survival after a crash for the average traveler. . . . "
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« Reply #33 on: 21 Dec 2013, 23:59 »

Attention all passengers. Owing to a technical fault with the aircraft servicing facilities, none of the rest of the day's flights will have functioning toilets.
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« Reply #34 on: 22 Dec 2013, 05:40 »

To use the airport Wi-Fi, please enter your credit card information.

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« Reply #35 on: 22 Dec 2013, 13:02 »

*Whispered to another Air hostess* "Did the pilot remember his meds today?"
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« Reply #36 on: 22 Dec 2013, 13:17 »

*Whispered to another Air hostess* "Did the pilot remember his meds today?"

*whispered back* "Is he sober enough to fly?"
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« Reply #37 on: 22 Dec 2013, 13:36 »

Dear passengers, owing to increases in the price of aviation fuel, your luggage allowance has had to be halved. Please feel free to deposit any surplus items in the charity bins adjacent to check in.
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« Reply #38 on: 22 Dec 2013, 13:38 »

Attention passengers, a new Federal Regulation means that the sale of alcohol and coffee will be prohibited in airports and other public transport venues. This regulation takes effect in ten minutes time. Please queue in an orderly fashion.
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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #39 on: 22 Dec 2013, 13:46 »

The worst thing to say on a first date
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« Reply #40 on: 22 Dec 2013, 13:54 »

Happy Birthday Grandma
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« Reply #41 on: 22 Dec 2013, 13:55 »

You have ruined sex forever!  :mrgreen:
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« Reply #42 on: 22 Dec 2013, 13:57 »

You look sexier through night vision goggles.

That's a nice dress. It'd look even better in my basement.

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« Reply #43 on: 22 Dec 2013, 14:14 »

So how much do you normally charge your customers?
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« Reply #44 on: 22 Dec 2013, 15:02 »

"I am legally obligated to inform you that..."

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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #45 on: 22 Dec 2013, 16:46 »

So you did use Photoshop on your profile picture...

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« Reply #46 on: 22 Dec 2013, 17:32 »

Does this look infected to you?
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« Reply #47 on: 22 Dec 2013, 17:44 »

Don't mind that beeping from my ankle. I'm still within the two mile radius.
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« Reply #48 on: 22 Dec 2013, 18:16 »

Look, I'm not saying I am one, I'm just saying I can see where they're coming from, okay? Children's skin looks really smooth...
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« Reply #49 on: 22 Dec 2013, 18:22 »

"Do you like Fiva Beans?"
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