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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #100 on: 03 Jan 2014, 15:21 »

"It's a nice thought, but what am I going to do with 100 Meerkats?"

Compare them, of course!
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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #101 on: 03 Jan 2014, 21:02 »

To what?


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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #103 on: 04 Jan 2014, 02:25 »

*walks out and does his best Sixth Sense kid creepy whisper impression* "Everyone"
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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #104 on: 04 Jan 2014, 13:59 »

DJ Mel (Gibson)
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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #105 on: 04 Jan 2014, 14:22 »

DJ Zombie...throwing the beats then grabbing some eats
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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #106 on: 04 Jan 2014, 14:34 »

M..mm..mmmm...Mel Tillis.
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« Reply #107 on: 07 Jan 2014, 19:40 »

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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #108 on: 09 Jan 2014, 07:52 »

*Points up.*
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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #109 on: 09 Jan 2014, 14:31 »

OK


PEOPLE WHO SHOULDN'T BE ELECTED TO POLITICAL OFFICE


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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #110 on: 09 Jan 2014, 14:57 »

Horror at the Capitol, 50 Killed in Stampede

WASHINGTON, Jan. 20, 2033 (AP) -- On this very cold January morning, the President-elect approached the podium and placed his hand on a Bible:
"I, Marten Tiberius Reed, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
The crowd cheered for the new President Reed. The jubilation soon turned to horror, however, as an AnthroPC suddenly appeared on the jumbotrons set up at the Capitol. The robot declared, "NOW ENDS THE AGE OF MAN." The crowd, not knowing how to react, stood silent. Suddenly the robot was replaced on the screen with a picture of a man pulling open his butthole, infamously known on the Internet as "Goatse". Fifty people died in the ensuing panic, including an elderly man named Kirk. When it was revealed that the AnthroPC behind the incident was Pintsize, Reed's own AnthroPC, the House of Representatives approved articles of impeachment against Reed. If convicted by the Senate, Reed would be the shortest-serving president in history.
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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #111 on: 09 Jan 2014, 16:57 »

Any one currently serving the United States government for a factual answer.

For a comedic answer...

Washington, 20 Apr 2021 (Reuters) -- President Lohan has been elected to an unprecedented third term by the American populace, citing her advances in plastic surgery reform, cocaine distribution and her signature legislation which legalized drunk driving in 2018...
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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #112 on: 09 Jan 2014, 18:18 »

DREW CAREY!
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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #113 on: 09 Jan 2014, 18:28 »

Anyone who has ever thought "If I were president. . . "
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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #114 on: 09 Jan 2014, 20:21 »

....Drew Carey would be okay as president actually.
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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #115 on: 09 Jan 2014, 20:25 »

so I said to myself..."why try to be an evil overlord?  The sheeple will elect anyone with a plastic smile, cheap promises and a polyester suit.  All the benefits of overlord, none of the heros shooting at me."

-Barbara Walters interviews former President Obama, 2041
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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #116 on: 09 Jan 2014, 23:22 »

Ladies and Gentlemen, President Kanye West and First Lady Kim Kardashian.
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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #117 on: 10 Jan 2014, 07:20 »

Scratch my last, whoever coined the term Sheeple should not be president.
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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #118 on: 10 Jan 2014, 13:08 »

Washington, 20 Apr 2041 (Reuters) - After an unprecedented 98% voter turnout following a nine month whirlwind campaign, Justin Beiber was confirmed as winner of the Presidential race against Chuck Norris.
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« Reply #119 on: 10 Jan 2014, 13:11 »

Washington, 20 Apr 2041 (Reuters) - After an unprecedented 98% voter turnout following a nine month whirlwind campaign, Justin Beiber was confirmed as winner of the Presidential race against Chuck Norris.
After the results were announced, reporters on Fox News argued with each other about why the Republican Party nominated a 100-year-old candidate for President.  :-D
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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #120 on: 10 Jan 2014, 13:15 »

Chuck Norris doesn't get old, he just gets leatheryer.
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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #121 on: 10 Jan 2014, 13:41 »

Chuck Norris doesn't get old, he just gets leatheryer.

They say the Grim Reaper checks under the bed for Chuck Norris...
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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #122 on: 10 Jan 2014, 14:20 »

BZZZT! Justin Bieber is Canadian!


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« Reply #123 on: 10 Jan 2014, 15:45 »

BZZZT! Justin Bieber is Canadian!


"Please raise your right hand and repeat after me: I, Louis Székely, Junior..."

Great, as if the birther crowd didn't already have a big target...you add in a Mexican-American-Hungarian Jew from Massachusetts I think their heads would actually explode from frustration and anger  :-D :-o
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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #124 on: 12 Jan 2014, 10:46 »

"Please raise your right hand and repeat after me.  I, Carol Elaine Channing ......"
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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #125 on: 12 Jan 2014, 11:33 »

I suppose it would be cheating to post a picture of Rob Ford.

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« Reply #126 on: 12 Jan 2014, 13:29 »

Things you don't want happening to you the day before your finals

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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #127 on: 12 Jan 2014, 14:19 »

All that you have studied for has been for nothing, the test doesn't matter. You either passed or failed long ago  :roll:
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« Reply #128 on: 12 Jan 2014, 14:21 »

"You have the right to remain silent, you have the right..."

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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #129 on: 12 Jan 2014, 14:41 »

"How the hell did I get to Shinan??!!"
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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #130 on: 12 Jan 2014, 15:12 »

"I'm sorry, sir. It looks like you've got Butts Disease. There is no known cure. On an unrelated note, good luck with your Creative Writing final tomorrow!"
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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #131 on: 12 Jan 2014, 15:42 »

"All of the water is out on campus and in the city. Anyone wishing to shower must sign a release, or pay the (insert ungodly amount of money here) to be bussed over to the next town."
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« Reply #132 on: 12 Jan 2014, 17:23 »

Grog the Prepper walks to the nearest rain puddle and begins processing potable water thru a filtration system.
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« Reply #133 on: 12 Jan 2014, 17:28 »

"You seriously got Lyme Disease from a tick while playing woods ball with your paintball buddies????"
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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #134 on: 12 Jan 2014, 17:33 »

:( not funny. that happened to the Son&Heir's best friend :(
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I had a scare myself a few years ago.

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« Reply #135 on: 12 Jan 2014, 18:00 »

(It coulda happened to me. I was playing Laser Tag the day before I graduated from college.)

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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #136 on: 12 Jan 2014, 18:38 »

"....shit. How the fuck did I get to Tijuana?"
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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #137 on: 12 Jan 2014, 19:32 »

"The good news is that the procedure went well, and all indications so far is that between it and the medication you'll be as good as new in about a month.

However, as you've noticed, it looks like you are exhibiting a rather rare side effect; we expect this hyper-increase in your libido to cool back down after a week or so, month at the extreme outside. In the meantime..uh...well I suppose we can show you a couple quick meditation pointers..."

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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #138 on: 12 Jan 2014, 20:51 »

The good news is you now know all there is to know about human sexuality. The bad news is this is a physics class.
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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #139 on: 12 Jan 2014, 20:52 »

"So... about this tail you seem to have grown over night"
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I built the walls that make my life a prison, I built them all and cannot be forgiven... ...Sold my soul to carry your vendetta, So let me go before you can regret it, You've made your choice and now it's come to this, But that's price you pay when you're a monster with no name.

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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #140 on: 12 Jan 2014, 21:16 »

"No, I don't know how it got into that tree, but we have to get the school mascot's costume out of the trunk!"
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Re: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time)
« Reply #141 on: 13 Jan 2014, 09:48 »

Test cancelled on account of upcoming prison sentence
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« Reply #142 on: 13 Jan 2014, 09:52 »

The good news is you now know all there is to know about human sexuality. The bad news is this is a physics class.
That could still work out... I started to write an example question, but then realized it would more properly belong in the TMI thread.  :roll:
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« Reply #143 on: 13 Jan 2014, 11:03 »

"All of the water is out on campus and in the city. Anyone wishing to shower must sign a release, or pay the (insert ungodly amount of money here) to be bussed over to the next town."
Last week when my shower didn't have hot water, I kept thinking: "I hope this doesn't happen on a test day, or I'll be stressed out as fuck."

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« Reply #144 on: 13 Jan 2014, 11:04 »

And also:

"I'm sorry honey, but I don't think we're meant for each other."

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« Reply #145 on: 13 Jan 2014, 13:53 »

^ That happens more often than you'd believe.

Well, rather, it happened to me last year. As if I wasn't stressed enough  :-\
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« Reply #146 on: 15 Jan 2014, 13:20 »

"And in breaking news, researchers have proven what we all sort of thought for a while. Turns out, a lot of college courses are actually just money sinks and you were probably better off just apprenticing in that industry in the first place. If you had that big final today for the list we're about to show, heh, yeah, oops."
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« Reply #147 on: 15 Jan 2014, 13:32 »

I'm kinda doing both. (I really haven't figured out how I swung that one.)
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