Topic: Whose Post Is It Any Way? (Forum game time) (Read 21567 times)

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #50 on:** 22 Dec 2013, 18:26 »

"After my seventh or so stint in prison..."

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #51 on:** 22 Dec 2013, 19:07 »

"Think we can make this quick? I got a date the next table over in ten minutes. . . "

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #52 on:** 22 Dec 2013, 22:29 »

Okay so I've not been entirely straight with you, but if you could just go ahead and pretend to be my wife to this guy who's walking over here...

Kugai · « **Reply #53 on:** 23 Dec 2013, 01:31 »

Howabout something seasonal?

CHRISTMAS PRESENTS YOU WERE NOT EXPECTING.

"It's a nice thought, but what am I going to do with 100 Meerkats?"

Schmee · « **Reply #54 on:** 23 Dec 2013, 05:13 »

"Look, while I appreciate the effort, summoning Yog-Soggoth and his Undead Legion to scour the Earth of the undeserving doesn't really count as a present per se, since most of the Earth is currently in flames. I just don't think the benefits for me overcome the costs. But I suppose it's the thought that counts, right?"

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #55 on:** 23 Dec 2013, 05:19 »

"Look, I know I said I wanted Emma Watson under my tree in nothing but ribbons, but dammit Earl the police are starting to ask a lot of questions!!"

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #56 on:** 23 Dec 2013, 09:27 »

"...you know, I think you took "White Elephant gift party" a bit too seriously Dave"

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #57 on:** 23 Dec 2013, 13:37 »

"When I said 'a merry Christmas', I can safely assure you I was not referring to Meriadoc. Let him go please."

LookingIn · « **Reply #58 on:** 23 Dec 2013, 13:54 »

When I said "same old shit as always" I was talking about clothes and gift cards not the contents of your litter box...

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #59 on:** 28 Dec 2013, 08:08 »

"Jim, I know you mean well, but I don't think you can even GET a license for a tank in this country. . . ."

LookingIn · « **Reply #60 on:** 28 Dec 2013, 08:09 »

Since it is coming up on the new year:

People you don't want to have to kiss at midnight!

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #61 on:** 28 Dec 2013, 08:13 »

Actually you totally can get a tank license, it's not even that difficult. Their weapons systems just have to be rendered inoperable.

Current prompt:
"Why are you running?" "Aunt Mildred is coming, flee for your lives!"

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #62 on:** 28 Dec 2013, 08:36 »

Probably the case in America, but I'm not sure how it stands here in Australia with vehicles that can reasonably be expected to drive through or over anything local law enforcement can field.

Current Prompt:

"Great, stuck in the car with the ex on New years. . . . "

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #63 on:** 28 Dec 2013, 08:54 »

I would expect Australia to be similar to English law, and I know there's a fair amount of tanks in private ownership in the U.K., in fact England is where I'm looking to possibly get my hands on a T-34/85 from a refurbisher.

It will cost me approximately more money then I will ever have. Ever.

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #64 on:** 28 Dec 2013, 14:00 »

Ohh...hi...there, uh...my parole officer........I um...I didn't expect to see you here."

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #65 on:** 28 Dec 2013, 14:00 »

Thinking about it that would be a great setup for a blind date scene in a movie.

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #66 on:** 28 Dec 2013, 17:10 »

That'd be pretty cool if you do manage it though GM. . .

"He was a convicted serial killer, she was his parole officer. . . "

LookingIn · « **Reply #67 on:** 28 Dec 2013, 17:14 »

Quote from: RedWolf4 on 28 Dec 2013, 08:36

Probably the case in America, but I'm not sure how it stands here in Australia with vehicles that can reasonably be expected to drive through or over anything local law enforcement can field.

Couldn't find info about tracked vehicles but Queensland allows wheeled armored vehicles...last two on the page. What other states and territories within the country allow is up in the air but at least one allows them.

Back on topic: "Mom? Sis? Yikes!"

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #68 on:** 28 Dec 2013, 17:21 »

You're saying I could have a decommissioned ASLAV?
Oh god I would be the last person who should be able to get one. Anyway . . .

"Oh, Madeline! Ummm . . . So when was that sexual harassment course on again at work?"

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #69 on:** 28 Dec 2013, 17:33 »

"....you realize you're in violation of the restraining order right?"

jwhouk · « **Reply #70 on:** 28 Dec 2013, 20:34 »

"Oh, hello, Miss Cyrus..."

Schmee · « **Reply #71 on:** 28 Dec 2013, 22:02 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 28 Dec 2013, 20:34

"Oh, hello, Miss Cyrus..."

"...how's your daughter Miley?"

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #72 on:** 29 Dec 2013, 07:29 »

"Wow, the world record for most simultaneous STDs? No you're right that's really impressive... uh..." *tries to inch away*

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #73 on:** 29 Dec 2013, 09:18 »

"So you're a xenomorph hive queen huh? That's eeh..that's gotta be interesting!" *gulp*

LookingIn · « **Reply #74 on:** 29 Dec 2013, 09:33 »

"hold on a second, I need to put my teeth in"

Kugai · « **Reply #75 on:** 29 Dec 2013, 14:42 »

"Like the fangs."

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #76 on:** 29 Dec 2013, 14:55 »

"What, no, I'm not wearing body glitter. This is just the skin of a killer. . . "

Lupercal · « **Reply #77 on:** 29 Dec 2013, 14:58 »

Look, we had some good times, some laughs, but this relationship is strictly business, ok Jabba?

LookingIn · « **Reply #78 on:** 29 Dec 2013, 15:00 »

I hope you don't mind if I eat this limburger, garlic, and onion sandwich first

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #79 on:** 29 Dec 2013, 16:29 »

"What do you mean mono's contagious?"

Kugai · « **Reply #80 on:** 29 Dec 2013, 16:42 »

Alright

HEADLINES YOU DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE.

Thrillho · « **Reply #81 on:** 29 Dec 2013, 17:55 »

Coalition manages to not fuck anything up this week.

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #82 on:** 29 Dec 2013, 21:53 »

"Tony Perkins Laughed Off Fox News, Disgraced"

"Huckabee/Perry Marriage Announced!"

"Pope Recalls U.S. Bishops For Disciplinary Hearing"

Schmee · « **Reply #83 on:** 30 Dec 2013, 00:10 »

"Westboro Baptist Church Advocates Gay Marriage"
"Kanye West Gives Away All His Money, Becomes Hermit"

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #84 on:** 30 Dec 2013, 06:22 »

"You win!! Yes you. What did you win? Well, the van will be along shortly. . . ."

jwhouk · « **Reply #85 on:** 30 Dec 2013, 06:56 »

Gates admits: "Apple's iPhones are much better than ours"

LookingIn · « **Reply #86 on:** 30 Dec 2013, 07:33 »

Apple admits product prices artificially inflated, all owners to receive refund.

Thrillho · « **Reply #87 on:** 30 Dec 2013, 09:00 »

Literally nothing happened today.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #88 on:** 30 Dec 2013, 09:44 »

NSA admits to violating U.S. and International Law, Agency closed pending investigation

celticgeek · « **Reply #89 on:** 30 Dec 2013, 09:46 »

Winner!!!

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #90 on:** 30 Dec 2013, 13:31 »

Nice!

"Boehner: 'I'm Sorry'"

"U.S. Bans Confederate Battle Flag, No One Complains"

"Bank of America's Assets Seized In Daring Midnight Raid By FBI"

Kugai · « **Reply #91 on:** 30 Dec 2013, 13:56 »

'Bush/Cheney: "We lied." Both to face charges'

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #92 on:** 30 Dec 2013, 15:26 »

"Banks, Politicians come clean: 'Yeah, we have no clue what we're doing. We're just so lucky you were all so uninformed for so long.'

jwhouk · « **Reply #93 on:** 30 Dec 2013, 18:24 »

"Something happened and nobody said anything!"

Classic Questionable Content scenes - if they were written by Shakespeare!

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #94 on:** 30 Dec 2013, 18:56 »

Comic #12
http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=12
(Act 1, Scene... whatver)

Enter Dame Faye of Georgia from the doorway

Lord Marten of Reed: "Ah! Good evening to thee Dame Faye!"

Dame Faye: "Good evening to thee Lord Reed, wouldst thou join me for an evening meal? I am quite famished and would enjoy company to enertain me, for the day hath been long and uneventful"

They exit to the street to head to dinner, and are approached by a footman in the livery of Dame Faye's mother, Baroness Whitaker of Atlanta.

Dame Faye: "Ah, your pardon Lord Reed, I believe this messanger seeks my attention."

The messanger leans close and whispers a brief message, Lady Faye exaggerates a sigh and responds loudly:

Dame Faye: "You may inform the Baroness that I am going to dine with a lovely gentleman of the Reed family, and he has no foul intent on mine chastity, you may further tell her when she inquires that I left my bodice dagger in my boudoir. Now get thee away from here, or I shall order thee lashed!"

The footman departs quickly.

Lord Reed: "Is thy mother always so concerned for thy personal safety m'lady?"

Dame Faye: "Thou art lucky the Baroness did not see fit to come herself, thou would be hard pressed to keep thy head attached for standing on the same part of the walk!"

The gauntlet is thrown.

Schmee · « **Reply #95 on:** 30 Dec 2013, 20:38 »

Comic 193

CHORUS:
"Our scene: a tavern, early in the eve
At table, sit Lord Marten and his Steve."

STEVEN:
"Forsooth, my robe is almost dry of beer;
My pride is nearly gone, let us leave here."

LORD MARTEN:
"As you wish. I also wish to go
to see the Lady Faye, one whom you know."

(LORD MARTEN AND STEVEN STAND AND MOVE TO EXIT)
(ENTER ELLEN)

ELLEN:
"My lords! I humbly beg of you, leave not
without my number. Steven, you are hot."

STEVEN:
"I thank you for your grace, but didn't you-"

ELLEN:
"-I merely wished to be certain that you
were not a scoundrel and a scheming cad,
who tries to fool young women; I am glad
that your behaviour was not loud or crude,
indeed, you made me think I was quite rude.
You have my number; please, give me a call;
I'll gladly answer, any time at all."

(EXEUNT ELLEN)

STEVEN:
"Surely, this must be some kind of jest;
this Ellen, she must clearly be the best;
Outmaneuvered at my every turn!
my loins are such afire, I think I'll burn."

LORD MARTEN:
"I did not need to know about your loins,
but you have clearly earned some coins."

CHORUS:
"Butts"

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #96 on:** 30 Dec 2013, 20:53 »

*Dives for a foxhole as the gauntlets start flying.*

Well this got good quick. . .

Schmee · « **Reply #97 on:** 30 Dec 2013, 23:03 »

Iambic pentameter isn't actually all that hard, once you get the hang of it.

Kugai · « **Reply #98 on:** 30 Dec 2013, 23:31 »

But how do we get Brian Blessed into the Comic?

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #99 on:** 31 Dec 2013, 04:16 »

....someone email jeph. I will gladly help organize a fundraiser for a set number of yearly strips featuring Brian Blessed.

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