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Author Topic: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN  (Read 132744 times)

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #150 on: 12 Mar 2010, 10:12 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #151 on: 12 Mar 2010, 10:17 »

weighs a whopping 225 lbs., or more than every iPod ever made, combined."



Wait what.

I'm guessing that it weighs more than one of every kind of ipod. But, yeah, it's badly phrased.

EDIT: Oh, and electricity.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #152 on: 12 Mar 2010, 10:22 »

Yeah I read that as the combined mass of every single ipod ever. It implied that 2553 is a reasonable figure for the number of ipods that ever existed.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #153 on: 12 Mar 2010, 11:40 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #154 on: 12 Mar 2010, 11:55 »

That is pretty damn awesome.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #155 on: 12 Mar 2010, 14:06 »





EDIT: Oh and in case you didn't work it out on yr own, yes I want it, so bad
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #158 on: 12 Mar 2010, 21:26 »

http://www.lazertits.com/

NSFW I suppose(but lazers are awesome)
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #159 on: 12 Mar 2010, 23:20 »



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #160 on: 13 Mar 2010, 00:40 »

http://www.lazertits.com/

NSFW I suppose(but lazers are awesome)

some needs to put some AA ads up on that site
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #163 on: 13 Mar 2010, 11:04 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #164 on: 13 Mar 2010, 13:27 »

Kept expecting that to end up as

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #165 on: 13 Mar 2010, 14:25 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #167 on: 13 Mar 2010, 18:12 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #168 on: 13 Mar 2010, 19:30 »

Peekaboo penis! - NSFW in case you missed that "Peekaboo penis!" part.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #169 on: 13 Mar 2010, 20:52 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #170 on: 13 Mar 2010, 20:59 »

Why are the transformers in there?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #171 on: 13 Mar 2010, 21:07 »

The same reason Neo, Indie and wolverine are.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #172 on: 13 Mar 2010, 21:09 »

But the transformer games suck.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #173 on: 13 Mar 2010, 21:26 »

wow it is uncomfortable that I recognize that many game characters.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #174 on: 13 Mar 2010, 22:03 »

Why the fuck are Sims characters in a "hardcore gamer" puzzle?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #176 on: 14 Mar 2010, 01:16 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #178 on: 14 Mar 2010, 11:31 »

In celebration of Pi(e) Day:



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #179 on: 14 Mar 2010, 12:58 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #180 on: 14 Mar 2010, 14:18 »

oh man

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #181 on: 14 Mar 2010, 14:56 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #182 on: 14 Mar 2010, 18:45 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #183 on: 15 Mar 2010, 00:40 »

I like how the baby is totally not cool with it at first, but then seems to come around by the end.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #184 on: 15 Mar 2010, 00:45 »

Did anybody kind of wince while looking at that? Kind of expecting something horrible to happen at any moment?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #185 on: 15 Mar 2010, 00:52 »

i did at the 3rd picture but was fine afterwards
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #186 on: 15 Mar 2010, 06:08 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #187 on: 15 Mar 2010, 07:18 »




Flip that over.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #188 on: 15 Mar 2010, 07:50 »

Oh darn we just got two feet of snow



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #192 on: 15 Mar 2010, 11:17 »



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« Reply #194 on: 15 Mar 2010, 14:09 »

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« Reply #195 on: 15 Mar 2010, 14:50 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #196 on: 15 Mar 2010, 15:34 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #197 on: 15 Mar 2010, 15:47 »

This is probably the wrong thread but what the hellassballs is going on with Lady Gaga's new video? Like, man. There is no point to that video.
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« Reply #198 on: 15 Mar 2010, 16:29 »

Picard as you've never seen him before but just as entertaining.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #199 on: 15 Mar 2010, 16:33 »

This is probably the wrong thread but what the hellassballs is going on with Lady Gaga's new video? Like, man. There is no point to that video.

I love that there is a Dune reference in there.
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