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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #200 on: 15 Mar 2010, 17:21 »

Man I got like 40 seconds into that new Gaga video. I can put up with her music if it's on in the background or something but all her videos with extended "film" introductions are terrible.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #201 on: 15 Mar 2010, 17:36 »

Did you get to the part where she is in the prison yard wearing sunglasses made out of burning cigarettes? I mean, I found that whole stupid intro really annoying as well, but the burning cigarette sunnies just made me laugh, and then wonder how awkward the sloppy ol' kiss would have been. I would be worried about getting burned, and would be coughing a lot from all that smoke.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #202 on: 15 Mar 2010, 17:42 »

Someone told me about those beforehand and I had envisioned them being cooler in my head, I guess, because I wasn't very impressed.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #203 on: 15 Mar 2010, 17:43 »

That first sentence, Hannah, made me almost want to watch it just to see how that would work.
But then that would ruin my record of never actually hearing a Lady Gaga song any more than a snatch of the chorus of that pokerface thing.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #204 on: 15 Mar 2010, 17:44 »

Watch the video on mute.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #205 on: 15 Mar 2010, 17:51 »

You're not missing much, lunchy. It is a song saying "don't call me, I am too busy having fun dancing" with a tarantino inspired film clip that makes no sense.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #207 on: 15 Mar 2010, 17:59 »

This is probably the wrong thread but what the hellassballs is going on with Lady Gaga's new video? Like, man. There is no point to that video.

Holy motherfucking shit I watched it once and now never again. The corporate shilling in that song is just too much for me to take, the way it hovers over the Nokia phone just slightly too long ruins any thoughts of integrity ever. It should be called "Nokia Telephone" amirite hoo boy I'm a satirist look at meeeeeee
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #208 on: 15 Mar 2010, 18:38 »

In addition to this, the director used to be in Bathory. Stupid stupid video. Awesome director.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #209 on: 15 Mar 2010, 18:52 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #211 on: 15 Mar 2010, 19:35 »

Best thing in this thread so far.
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« Reply #212 on: 15 Mar 2010, 19:46 »

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« Reply #213 on: 15 Mar 2010, 19:51 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #215 on: 16 Mar 2010, 06:20 »

Chatroulette piano improv GO

That was nicely done.

I like it how the backwards hat guy made him crack up.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #218 on: 16 Mar 2010, 09:16 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #219 on: 16 Mar 2010, 10:22 »

After all the thousands of women who fought and struggled for women's rights and sufferage, I do not understand her life choices.

WAIT WAIT that was a serious point in the pointless thread QUICK something pointless
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #220 on: 16 Mar 2010, 10:25 »

The leased one is a male with a pretty thick beard. The lady is the one on the left.

I think it's a lady anyways.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #222 on: 16 Mar 2010, 13:22 »

I think they're both dudes.

...Juggaylos?



Yeah, they're not goth. They are juggalos.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #223 on: 16 Mar 2010, 13:28 »

...Juggaylos?

Unlikely, from personal experience working with Juggalos at the middle school I volunteer at they are not big fans of that homosexuality thing
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« Reply #224 on: 16 Mar 2010, 13:28 »

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« Reply #226 on: 16 Mar 2010, 15:03 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #227 on: 16 Mar 2010, 16:23 »



Zoinks!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #230 on: 16 Mar 2010, 17:52 »

best word in existence (that I just made up): yelebratin'

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« Reply #232 on: 16 Mar 2010, 19:33 »

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« Reply #234 on: 16 Mar 2010, 20:20 »



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #236 on: 16 Mar 2010, 21:20 »

Where?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #237 on: 16 Mar 2010, 21:31 »

"There is no limit to it's faith"
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« Reply #238 on: 17 Mar 2010, 01:26 »

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« Reply #239 on: 17 Mar 2010, 03:53 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #240 on: 17 Mar 2010, 04:10 »

I left my wallet in that thing...

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #241 on: 17 Mar 2010, 04:52 »

What the hell happened to that thing?
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« Reply #242 on: 17 Mar 2010, 05:01 »

I guess it's a vaccuum that got too strong.
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« Reply #244 on: 17 Mar 2010, 11:51 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #245 on: 17 Mar 2010, 12:00 »

omigodomigodomigodomigodomigodomigodomigod

Alternatively, scroll slowly through that picture while slowly drawing a whimper into a full-fledged shriek of horror.
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« Reply #246 on: 17 Mar 2010, 12:05 »

im kinda feel sorry for her cause she looks like shes:
a) under lot of pressure
b) really stressed
c) botox gone wrong
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« Reply #247 on: 17 Mar 2010, 12:31 »

Rich Girl.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #248 on: 17 Mar 2010, 12:34 »

Maybe her face was frozen like that in a tragic accident.  Come on, have some compassion while you laugh at her misfortune.
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