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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #250 on: 17 Mar 2010, 13:25 »

That chick reminds me of the scene in Terminator 2 where the Terminator is learning how to smile: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ANUP5-aW4E
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #252 on: 17 Mar 2010, 15:45 »

What I want to know is, where are all the photos of her from?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #253 on: 17 Mar 2010, 15:45 »

Also where can I get me one of those hovercats?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #254 on: 17 Mar 2010, 17:11 »

That cat... that cat is fantastic.

It is so round!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #255 on: 17 Mar 2010, 21:04 »

What I want to know is, where are all the photos of her from?

I totally dug. Tuds is Brazilian, and that's clearly her 15th birthday (birthday cake with candles on it with 15). It's a Quinceanera!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #256 on: 17 Mar 2010, 22:32 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #257 on: 18 Mar 2010, 00:39 »

lol pooop
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #258 on: 18 Mar 2010, 00:46 »

his spinning bird kick needs some work
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #260 on: 18 Mar 2010, 02:53 »

Aw dang I thought it was going to be the vid where a dude mashed up "Paparazzi" against "Bleed" by Meshuggah

this one right here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfOddwK7x3E
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #261 on: 18 Mar 2010, 03:06 »

The indie version was awesome.

The metal mashup... specifically the chorus, is fucking diabolical.


edit: Oh fuck
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #262 on: 18 Mar 2010, 03:53 »

Yay Pomplamoose
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #263 on: 18 Mar 2010, 04:50 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #264 on: 18 Mar 2010, 06:42 »

1st Picture: EH?
2nd Picture: Awww!
3rd Picture: EWWWWWW!

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #265 on: 18 Mar 2010, 08:39 »

Lady Gaga made listenable

The guys face when he's drumming is friggin' priceless.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #266 on: 18 Mar 2010, 08:51 »

Seriously, Pomplamoose are freaking awesome. They do a fantastic cover of Single Ladies by Beyonce too. And their original stuff is great! Woop!

Also it is great because they use some weird effects and shit here and there but all their videos are made so at some point you will see every element of the recording.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #267 on: 18 Mar 2010, 08:51 »

New internet lady crush obtained!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #268 on: 18 Mar 2010, 09:29 »

Very impressive contact/poi performance

I'm kind of turning into a poi geek guys
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #269 on: 18 Mar 2010, 10:18 »



I dunno.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #270 on: 18 Mar 2010, 10:25 »

What. How would a zombie beat a vampire that don't make no sense.

Nor a griffin beating a yeti.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #271 on: 18 Mar 2010, 10:37 »

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I dunno.

If that was xkcd then the winner would be determined by the number of google search results they get.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #272 on: 18 Mar 2010, 10:57 »

How does a zombie even win any sort of fight? The only reason they scare humans is that they're grotesque. Werewolf, on the other hand, simply tears them a set of new holes.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #273 on: 18 Mar 2010, 11:42 »

What. How would a zombie beat a vampire that don't make no sense.

Nor a griffin beating a yeti.
Because they're so goddamn awesome
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #274 on: 18 Mar 2010, 16:26 »

I'm just not comfortable with that at all.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #275 on: 18 Mar 2010, 16:32 »

I wish my dentist was a cougar

it would probably be alot less painful

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #276 on: 18 Mar 2010, 16:38 »

two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #277 on: 18 Mar 2010, 17:38 »

Nor a griffin beating a yeti.

I dunno, I think troll vs. elf is even more indefensible. Unless we're talking about some Tolkienesque Nordic warrior-king types it's not going to be a contest since most trolls basically stomp the crap out of things as a hobby in modern fantasy fiction. Must be a google search thing.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #278 on: 18 Mar 2010, 17:44 »

This is no appropriate
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #279 on: 18 Mar 2010, 18:11 »

Well really I mean when would he have a chance to do that again
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #281 on: 18 Mar 2010, 18:33 »

man you didn't have to fix it that's exactly what he meant in his post
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #282 on: 18 Mar 2010, 22:50 »

Google Fight:
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #283 on: 18 Mar 2010, 23:01 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #284 on: 19 Mar 2010, 02:04 »

I wonder how many people can take jesus in a google fight
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #285 on: 19 Mar 2010, 03:10 »

One person can.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #286 on: 19 Mar 2010, 03:46 »

Gotta be a real person, dude.
So far the closest I have is Michael Jackson.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #287 on: 19 Mar 2010, 03:49 »

"Jesus" has 164, 000 000.
MJ has 132, 000 000.

Help me out here, guys, we have to beat Jesus.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #288 on: 19 Mar 2010, 03:53 »

Okay, got one.
Paris Hilton is officially bigger than Jesus

NOW BEAT PARIS HILTON!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #289 on: 19 Mar 2010, 04:15 »

jesus christ, she is unstoppable.
unless I turn on safe search, then she only gets 54, 000 000 hits instead of 215, 000 000.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #290 on: 19 Mar 2010, 06:24 »

458,000,000 on Google.com

Conclusion: Norwegians talk about God 20% less then Americans. 
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #291 on: 19 Mar 2010, 06:45 »

But there are only like 4.7 million norwegians in the world!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #292 on: 19 Mar 2010, 06:48 »

460,000,000 on google.ca

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #293 on: 19 Mar 2010, 07:38 »

I've seen that picture before, but never stereoscope'd like that.  That's awesome.

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« Reply #294 on: 19 Mar 2010, 08:36 »

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« Reply #296 on: 19 Mar 2010, 09:59 »

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« Reply #297 on: 19 Mar 2010, 11:36 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #298 on: 19 Mar 2010, 11:39 »

you're approximately ten times more attractive
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« Reply #299 on: 19 Mar 2010, 11:40 »

whoops that was supposed to be a PM
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