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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4550 on: 12 Feb 2011, 13:30 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4551 on: 12 Feb 2011, 13:32 »

*Bane Dinosaur*

Silly characters can become great and compelling in the hands of a writer who clearly knows what she is doing.

I was about to say that the best thing to happen to Bane ever was putting him in Secret Six
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4552 on: 12 Feb 2011, 14:09 »

Oh, I know. I saw Two-Face's giant penny there as well.

Yeah, my explanation was aimed at Dovey.  "Oh, there's the dinosaur; they must be in the Batcave" is one of those thoughts that nicely illustrates the gulf between regular comic book readers and the rest of the world though.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4553 on: 12 Feb 2011, 14:22 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4554 on: 12 Feb 2011, 14:24 »

Indulge me further: How did the dinosaur get in the Batcave? (I mean I could easily google/wiki all of this stuff, but as I said, indulge me)
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4555 on: 12 Feb 2011, 14:36 »

Batman used to take trophies from after he beat up criminals.

The dinosaur came from a battle on Dinosaur Island.
 
The giant penny was from "The Penny Plunderer" though in the animated series it was from when Two Face tried to tie Batman to it and flip it so it either crushed him to death or just broke all his bones from the impact.

So apparently Batman used to just take shit just because.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4556 on: 12 Feb 2011, 15:42 »

Well at some point during the 60's muggings stopped happening and novelty crimes become huge. Since they all run together a bit even batman needed to take trophies to remind himself which kind of becostumed tosspot he was dealing with this week. "Is this two face, no face, po face or O face?".

Also, as a minor side point to the current superhero pontificating, why is it always the heros that get the blame for criminals going loose? I mean surely the justice and prison services must hold some culpability for all of it.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4558 on: 12 Feb 2011, 20:07 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4559 on: 13 Feb 2011, 04:51 »

The fact that everyone had already answered the Dinosaur question before I got in the thread makes me insanely happy. I thank you all.

I have met David Prowse also. He is a nice man.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4561 on: 13 Feb 2011, 11:28 »

I'd let her twang my door-stop
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4563 on: 13 Feb 2011, 15:01 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4565 on: 13 Feb 2011, 15:40 »

how writing on smartphones should be

Oh yeah, because that's intuitive

And a 10x3 keyboard layout based on the shortcomings of an obsolete technology on a screen no wider than four fingers is better? I'm telling you, this makes the guys who made Swype look stupid.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4566 on: 13 Feb 2011, 15:42 »

I just text with both of my thumbs.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4567 on: 13 Feb 2011, 15:49 »

On second thought, I probably shouldn't even be weighing in on this since I don't have any interest in smartphones until they make one as zippy as my desktop or an employer forces one upon me.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4568 on: 13 Feb 2011, 16:12 »

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That bird was also redubbed to Whip Ma Hair, which is my favorite.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4569 on: 13 Feb 2011, 16:21 »

On second thought, I probably shouldn't even be weighing in on this since I don't have any interest in smartphones until they make one as zippy as my desktop or an employer forces one upon me.

Hey, neither do I, but fawning over the gadgets and their related developments is the next best thing to owning one.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4570 on: 13 Feb 2011, 18:48 »

I really like that. Part of why I utterly despise mobile devices is that they're almost always awful user experiences. I'm not sure it'd be faster or better than a well trained t9 dictionary though.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4571 on: 13 Feb 2011, 19:12 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4572 on: 13 Feb 2011, 19:23 »

What's that from?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4573 on: 13 Feb 2011, 20:58 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4575 on: 14 Feb 2011, 14:22 »

No way, it looks entirely too cumbersome.  I have no problems with touchscreens, and my fingers are pretty big.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4576 on: 14 Feb 2011, 14:24 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4577 on: 14 Feb 2011, 14:41 »

I heard about the 8pen last year, and I just want to try it soooo bad. But none of my friends have smarphones  :|
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4578 on: 14 Feb 2011, 15:06 »

Am I really the only one who take the time to type my texts out letter by letter without auto-correct on my boring old normal non smart-phone key thingy? I mean it takes a minute, but who the fuck cares? Spoiled brats, the lot of you. mumble fuckin' grumble....
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4580 on: 14 Feb 2011, 18:57 »

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I downloaded this last night after looking at it, and while I am a little bit slower now, it actually is a bit easier to use and I'm already speeding up with a lot of words I commonly write, also the way they included the commonly used phrases (as gestures you make without the inner circle touch) is extremely convenient. I am liking it a lot so far.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4581 on: 14 Feb 2011, 19:13 »

A bunch of people do, though

It's really not difficult to read the messages you type before you send them. Also it's not like 8pen is immune to human error anyway
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« Reply #4582 on: 14 Feb 2011, 19:15 »








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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4583 on: 14 Feb 2011, 20:56 »

Man, that one gets me every time.  :cry:
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4584 on: 15 Feb 2011, 00:17 »

Oh man... Sandra is such a bitch.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4585 on: 15 Feb 2011, 00:38 »

In all seriousness that was an amazing story.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4586 on: 15 Feb 2011, 00:45 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4587 on: 15 Feb 2011, 06:28 »

Will.i.am is a moron. Words utterly fail me.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4588 on: 15 Feb 2011, 11:45 »

Let's be honest. If the idea ever struck him, I see no particular reason Tony Stark would not go "Fuck it. Blue hair today."

and then he would throw up in his helmet
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4589 on: 15 Feb 2011, 14:44 »

wow Sandra is a bitch, Alton is pretty awesome though.  He misses his mommy
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4590 on: 15 Feb 2011, 16:02 »

Wanted to post this elsewhere, probably will at some point.

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« Reply #4591 on: 15 Feb 2011, 16:23 »

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« Reply #4592 on: 15 Feb 2011, 20:02 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4593 on: 15 Feb 2011, 21:36 »

How the hell do you steer that thing? :psyduck:

(Or is steering the new brakes and coaster?)

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4594 on: 15 Feb 2011, 22:19 »

Upon inspection, it appears that the unicorn's body may be hinged at the front leg, allowing the upper body to twist with the handlebars. Alternatively, you lean like mad.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4595 on: 15 Feb 2011, 22:37 »

Will.i.am is a moron. Words utterly fail me.

Oh fuck oh shit oh fuck maybe my generation really is ruining everything  :psyduck:

Oh wait no it's just a stupid commercial selling brain-rotting bullshit
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4597 on: 16 Feb 2011, 08:01 »

Oh man washing machine man may have trouble keeping his secret identity.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4598 on: 16 Feb 2011, 09:13 »

Will.i.am is a moron. Words utterly fail me.

Oh fuck oh shit oh fuck maybe my generation really is ruining everything  :psyduck:

Oh wait no it's just a stupid commercial selling brain-rotting bullshit

Am I missing something offensive in this commercial? I've watched it like four times in a row, and I really can't figure it out.
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« Reply #4599 on: 16 Feb 2011, 12:15 »

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