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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4600 on: 16 Feb 2011, 12:50 »

The only thing that was OK in that commercial was Gina Carano. 

...But comparing her to Bruce Lee?  Really?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4601 on: 16 Feb 2011, 13:00 »

Create a Super Hero Character

There's a few decent ones there, but there's also a couple of really shitty cheesecake pics with boring one-line blurbs that still get votes.  Blue Star, for example.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4602 on: 16 Feb 2011, 13:09 »

Yeah, they're mostly shit, but I really liked Magpie and Washing Machine Man
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4603 on: 16 Feb 2011, 16:40 »

This is pretty cool but useless information:
http://blog.xkcd.com/2010/05/03/color-survey-results/

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4604 on: 16 Feb 2011, 18:35 »

Will.i.am is a moron. Words utterly fail me.

Oh fuck oh shit oh fuck maybe my generation really is ruining everything  :psyduck:

Oh wait no it's just a stupid commercial selling brain-rotting bullshit

Am I missing something offensive in this commercial? I've watched it like four times in a row, and I really can't figure it out.

It's just kinda stupid in that they're taking a whole lot of awesome shit from a few decades ago and positing a bunch of pretty lame stuff from recent times as it's modern-day equivalent, chief among which is suggesting that Will I Am is my generation's Bob Dylan
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4605 on: 16 Feb 2011, 19:15 »

Man, does our generation even have a Bob Dylan Type?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4606 on: 16 Feb 2011, 19:18 »

Why do we need one? We still have Bob Dylan.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4607 on: 16 Feb 2011, 19:36 »

WOAH NO WAY.

Really?!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4608 on: 16 Feb 2011, 20:20 »

The only thing that was OK in that commercial was Gina Carano. 

That amused me because showing her moves right after Bruce Lee doing his thing made her look kinda slow. I guess that's something she has in common with just about everyone else on the planet, but it's still sorta funny given the context.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4609 on: 16 Feb 2011, 20:53 »

Well, she weighs a good bit more than him. And it looks like she's in off-season shape, so she's probably got 10-15% more body fat. Bruce Lee was seriously obsessive about keeping his body fat low. Possibly unhealthily low.

I seem to remember that Wesley Snipes was so fast while filming Demolition man that they had to slow him down for the camera to catch it well, but he's not really known as a fighter like Lee was.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4610 on: 16 Feb 2011, 21:28 »

Yeah, I find the stuff about Bruce Lee's conditioning and work out obsessions more interesting than a lot of the claims about his prowess, since a lot of stuff about him doesn't really pass the sniff test. And yeah, there's a lot of things about film that make it tough to trust your eyes, and it's not always just about trying to play someone's hand speed up, either. For example, I've read before that in some Hong Kong films they'd have guys move a bit slower but film at a lower frame rate to more or less compensate. It wasn't so much that the actors couldn't move fast, but rather that it was just a helluva lot easier to choreograph that shit if everybody wasn't running around flailing like maniacs.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4611 on: 16 Feb 2011, 21:49 »

Man, does our generation even have a Bob Dylan Type?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4612 on: 16 Feb 2011, 21:55 »

Shit. I totally posted this in the wrong place.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4613 on: 16 Feb 2011, 21:58 »

Man, does our generation even have a Bob Dylan Type?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4614 on: 16 Feb 2011, 22:07 »

Why do we need one? We still have Bob Dylan.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4615 on: 16 Feb 2011, 22:16 »

That's hardly fair

Bob Dylan's always been insane
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4616 on: 17 Feb 2011, 06:50 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4617 on: 17 Feb 2011, 07:35 »

So someone hacked twitter to make it redirect to myspace.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4618 on: 17 Feb 2011, 09:18 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4619 on: 17 Feb 2011, 09:51 »

the hell is that?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4620 on: 17 Feb 2011, 13:54 »

Young Justice, Miss Martian and Kid Flash were getting rid of robotic monkeys that swarmed them, and Miss Martian is a shapeshifter. it really is a good show though.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4621 on: 17 Feb 2011, 18:48 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4622 on: 17 Feb 2011, 21:02 »

Oh Piderman













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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4624 on: 17 Feb 2011, 21:27 »

What is this sorcery
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« Reply #4625 on: 17 Feb 2011, 21:33 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4626 on: 17 Feb 2011, 22:19 »

Dovey: http://www.youtube.com/show/bamanpiderman

I only found this after I saw the GIF. I think the GIF was funnier.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4627 on: 17 Feb 2011, 22:23 »

Yeah I googled up that shit already, got sick of it after two episodes. We had good times, meme. Good times.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4628 on: 17 Feb 2011, 22:34 »

Ugh I could barely make it through one
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4629 on: 17 Feb 2011, 23:20 »

It's no Beached Az.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4631 on: 18 Feb 2011, 08:33 »

damn whats up with these sad pokemon posts.

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« Reply #4632 on: 18 Feb 2011, 08:36 »

It's much better animated, and when Ivysaur is confused. Like this

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4633 on: 18 Feb 2011, 11:17 »

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« Reply #4634 on: 18 Feb 2011, 11:27 »

those sad pokemon comics are brilliant
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4635 on: 18 Feb 2011, 11:35 »






I've always kind of wanted to be in some movie so that I could have an action figure of myself. What does that say about me?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4636 on: 18 Feb 2011, 12:04 »

is there a place I could commission an action figure of myself?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4637 on: 18 Feb 2011, 13:22 »

Man having an action figure of yourself would be really weird...


Did anyone else find the clip of Bieber getting killed on CSI to be really hilarious?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zb64y6Nvs0

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4638 on: 18 Feb 2011, 14:15 »

What is worse?

"ok i just nearly cried at this then realised ITS NOT REAL :-)"

or

"Wow He even DIED sexy. That's talent ;] I luvvvv Justin Bieber! <333"







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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4639 on: 18 Feb 2011, 14:42 »

The "died sexy" one.  Dude's 16, if people were saying that about a girl they'd be called pedos and creepers, but because it's a dude it's alright?
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« Reply #4642 on: 18 Feb 2011, 16:29 »

The "died sexy" one.  Dude's 16, if people were saying that about a girl they'd be called pedos and creepers, but because it's a dude it's alright?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4644 on: 18 Feb 2011, 19:17 »

because god damn I love a good meme



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4645 on: 18 Feb 2011, 19:36 »

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My japanese Teacher actually showed us the movie that this is from, she didn't seem worried when it came to these scene.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4646 on: 18 Feb 2011, 20:11 »

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« Reply #4648 on: 18 Feb 2011, 23:42 »

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