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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4800 on: 05 Mar 2010, 14:40 »

Yeah, but TITS.

Wow.






Also, why do those women look like men? And why does the red haired one sometimes look 12?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4801 on: 05 Mar 2010, 14:40 »

oh man I just want to have fun and then you guys come with all your justified criticism what is going on here
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4802 on: 05 Mar 2010, 14:44 »

You know what, as an apology I offer some bunny torture.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4803 on: 05 Mar 2010, 14:47 »

I don't think I accept your apology.

I may be wrong, but I'm skeptical.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4804 on: 05 Mar 2010, 14:59 »

Actually, that was curiously fascinating...
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4805 on: 05 Mar 2010, 15:11 »

I has a bucket.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4807 on: 05 Mar 2010, 17:28 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4808 on: 05 Mar 2010, 18:51 »

1 punch ah, ah, ah 2 punch ah,ah,ah
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4809 on: 05 Mar 2010, 19:53 »

best musical piece ever (NSFW)

Wait, isn't that on slipshine, the porn cartoon site hosted by Josh Lesnick?



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4810 on: 05 Mar 2010, 19:59 »

Happy Birthday indeed..
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4811 on: 05 Mar 2010, 20:54 »

My cat makes that face when she's about to swipe at my nose or eyes.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4812 on: 05 Mar 2010, 20:59 »

Partly in response to the preacher up there and partly because I was humming it all day at work today

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4813 on: 05 Mar 2010, 21:16 »

I like the dude near the end that just went

"VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA"
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4814 on: 05 Mar 2010, 21:30 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4815 on: 05 Mar 2010, 22:07 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4816 on: 05 Mar 2010, 22:12 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4817 on: 05 Mar 2010, 22:13 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4818 on: 05 Mar 2010, 22:14 »

I see what you did there
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4819 on: 05 Mar 2010, 22:16 »

It wasn't really that subtle.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4820 on: 05 Mar 2010, 22:17 »

oh god not the bees aaaaauuuuuugh
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4824 on: 06 Mar 2010, 10:39 »

That thing is useless. It says I haven't been looking at anything naughty, but I know otherwise. It must have a very narrow database because I've visited about a dozen sites in the last four minutes.
And this thread sucks now. Haven't laughed in a long time, and the Mass Effect shit isn't funny to anybody who hasn't played the games, which is everybody except you nerds. You are alienating us, with your creepy and weird Mass Effect obsession. Is this how people felt in regard to me when Pokemon started?
I'll bet it is.

Many apologies, grown-ups who are too old for Pokemon, I know now how you felt. I feel embarrassed now that the hat is on the other head.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4825 on: 06 Mar 2010, 10:46 »

The Mass Effect stuff isn't even funny to the majority of people who play the games.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4826 on: 06 Mar 2010, 11:06 »

Then post something else that is pointless to stem the tide

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4827 on: 06 Mar 2010, 11:08 »

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Not funny any more

That said, Darryl, it is subjective what is funny and what isn't. You don't hold the final decree on how funny things are, and how much a thread sucks (which is unfortunate, admittedly, because I don't understand the Mass Effect stuff much either, and see a lot of recycled older jokes in there). If "this thread sucks now" in your view, rather than make statements and point fingers, attempt an influx of funnier material yourself - or perhaps skip out reading this thread when checking the forum? The important thing is not to debase other people's opinions with subjectivised statements. If it is not funny, back it up with examples of what is! I'm sorry if this all seems a bit... preachy - I assure you, I don't mean to be, I am just remembering how difficult it is to gauge a large group of people's idea of what constitutes humour (it is difficult!).
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4828 on: 06 Mar 2010, 11:13 »

huh?
I made an offhand statement on the internet. Since when did I have to back things up?
I just wanted to post for the sake of posting, I didn't realise that I have to put in some kind of effort.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4829 on: 06 Mar 2010, 11:20 »

I thought Darryl did have that final decree though. What is wrong with you guys?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4831 on: 06 Mar 2010, 12:48 »

If anything, people should be putting LESS effort into posting on these forums. Lots of us (me especially) go put an awful lot of time and effort into saying absolutely NOTHING at all.
The facts is this: The majority of us (me especially) are just not clever or interesting enough to have anything clever or interesting to say. So let's just stop trying. Let's not waste our own time by summoning up some kind of effort.
At the same time, though, this is not intended to encourage laziness and lessen the overall worth of what people on the forums are saying. No, quite the opposite. While I want to encourage less effort on the actual posts, I also would like to encourage restraint on the part of people (me especially) who have nothing to say, and just not say anything at all, rather than clutter up the place.

What I am trying to say, is that if you want to post here in future, you need to have an effortless cool, otherwise you should only be allowed to watch all the cool and interesting people go about their business while not saying anything. Don't think of it as being excluding, think of it as being like...
...staring at mannequins in a store window wearing clothes we can't afford because we don't have enough money. Only instead of clothes, it's positive character traits, and instead of money, it's positive character traits.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4832 on: 06 Mar 2010, 12:48 »

wait, I don't think I thought that last part through...
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4833 on: 06 Mar 2010, 14:37 »

Man. When did this forum get so uppity?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4834 on: 06 Mar 2010, 14:39 »

When you weren't looking
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4835 on: 06 Mar 2010, 14:44 »

I guess.


This is the pointless thread guys. It is supposed to be fun. Just straight up hilarious fun. Darryl, you've said you piece. If you don't like the way things are going in this thread, instead of further bringing it down with complaints, try actually posting something funny. If you think the posts here aren't worth you reading them, then uh....simple reasoning would say "hey! don't read them!" Kinda like how I don't think Twilight is worth my time, so I don't read the books. I mean it's pretty easy. If you don't want to do that, then try to make the forum better by posting better things.






That all said: A book worth reading
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4836 on: 06 Mar 2010, 14:45 »

It has pretty much always been uppity, or at least as long as I have been here
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4837 on: 06 Mar 2010, 15:19 »

I did not find that funny at all.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4838 on: 06 Mar 2010, 15:23 »

I don't get athiesm.
How can someone believe so strongly in not believing in anything?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4839 on: 06 Mar 2010, 15:24 »

NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO POST ANYTHING EXCEPT MASS EFFECT RELATED JPEGS
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4840 on: 06 Mar 2010, 15:31 »

Man. When did this forum get so uppity?

A thread-appropriate (i.e. pointless and maybe mildly humorous) story about the word "uppity":

My neighbor / boyfriend's best friend is half-black, and he and my boyfriend somehow got into a discussion about political correctness.  My boyfriend (S) asks the friend (A) if he minds being called "black."

A: No, definitely not... I mean, I call myself "black."  I can't take the time to say "African-American" every time.

S: Yeah!  Yeah.  And you're not African, so it doesn't even make any sense.

A: Right.

S: If you're going to call white people "white," I can't understand why people get so uppity about being called "black"--

A and I look at each other questioningly/disbelievingly.  A laughs awkwardly.

Me:  Uhhh...

S: What?

Me: Maybe not the best choice of words.

Evidently he was genuinely unfamiliar with the history of the word "uppity" being used to refer to blacks who have tried to do better than their "natural" social station.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4841 on: 06 Mar 2010, 15:45 »

Man, I don't know. I don't care for the Mass Effect stuff, or the god damn unicorn robot shit. But I just sorta figured it'd end eventually and the funny would come back. In the mean time, I wasn't gonna shit up the thread all complaining. I was gonna post some shit I found interesting(the dogs, the book, etc).
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