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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #50 on: 24 Mar 2011, 23:17 »

Oh yay, it's Grand Prix weekend. It's just practice runs today and it's on the other side of the damn city and still all I can hear is VROOOOOOOOOOOM VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #51 on: 25 Mar 2011, 00:39 »

For a quiet and gentlemanly respite, watch the Boat Race tomorrow afternoon.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #52 on: 25 Mar 2011, 01:09 »

nobody understands the boat race
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #53 on: 25 Mar 2011, 01:53 »

Well I'm off to sunny Oxford tomorrow for a 300k bike ride taking in the delights of the Cotswolds, the Forest of Dean, the Severn Bridge and two of my favourite descents ever.

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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #54 on: 25 Mar 2011, 02:51 »

Tuesday was a pretty good day. We received a grant for this project I'm working on, and I got elected Head of Music at our student radio station (although technically I won't be a student anymore next year).

However, now I am getting all the e-mails that go with the position and  :psyduck: so many e-mails.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #55 on: 25 Mar 2011, 07:54 »

Holy crap you guys I am ill again. If I am correct, this is the fourth time I have had gastric flu since I arrived here in January. I've also had innumerable colds and near-constant fatigue.

I think I am going home in April instead. The decision has basically been made in my head but I need to talk to my mum about it, and then take it to my employer (she already knows it's on the cards and is being very supportive).

I really don't want to have to leave, but more than that I'm worried that I have screwed up my immune system pretty badly. I got tonsillitis last June, is it unreasonable to think that it should be better by now?

At choir practice last night my throat was bleeding, and I realised that this happens quite a lot. My vocal range has shifted down by about four tones, meaning that I'm now most comfortable singing the tenor part at pitch (which I'm not allowed to do, so I sing a higher part which makes me bleed internally).

Basically I wanted to come here and mope about it because I can't really talk about it on my blog or anything until I've made a proper decision and told my employer, but it feels like a heavy weight I'm carrying round with me. One of those damned if you do, damned if you don't decisions.

Also I'm starving, I haven't eaten for twenty-seven hours and have thrown up twice since then so I'm running on negative food.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #56 on: 25 Mar 2011, 08:03 »

Holy crap you guys I am ill again. If I am correct, this is the fourth time I have had gastric flu since I arrived here in January. I've also had innumerable colds and near-constant fatigue.

I would suggest that you have had the same flu etc recurring since January. The brother-in-law had a similar problem with tonsilitis and other stuff and kept getting too ill but would go back to work as soon as he felt able to. In the end his boss put him on extended recuperation leave and promised to fire him if he set foot on company grounds during that time (about two months). He thought it was new illnesses but turns out not.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #57 on: 25 Mar 2011, 08:17 »

I got tonsillitis last June, is it unreasonable to think that it should be better by now?

Were you treated with antibiotics? If so, it should have cleared up in two weeks or less. You may want to consider having your tonsils removed. Either way I definitely think you should go to an ear/nose/throat doctor about the bleeding. That's not normal at all.

I'm getting my tonsils removed in April or May and I am sooo excited. They are like baseballs in my throat and I'm going to be able to get through a day without coughing/clearing my throat when they're gone and it's gonna be awesome.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #58 on: 25 Mar 2011, 09:24 »

I wasn't actually treated with anything. I got sick on the Monday night, I think, and staggered to the doctors on Wednesday for an unrelated appointment I'd made previously. The doctor sort of went "wow that is pretty bad", took a swab of my tonsils and told me to stay in bed (not hard to stick to since standing or even sitting up made me feel like I was going to die). I stayed in bed for about a week and then set off on a three-month theatre extravaganza, in the meantime picking up erythyma nodosum and post-viral fatigue, both as a result of being too stupid to let myself get better.

Then I went back to uni, discovered I had a serious problem, was sent home, spent a month recovering, declared myself fit to work and moved to another country without seeing a doctor.

So yeah, I have no doubt at all that you guys are right and it's all connected and plus I have to see a doctor about it. I don't want to try and see anyone here because my French isn't up to it and I don't think my health insurance covers it, so it will have to wait til I go home.

TL;DR: I am a complete moron when it comes to looking after my health.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #59 on: 25 Mar 2011, 09:32 »

Your doctor should have given you antibiotics immediately. Unchecked infections can cause problems. Just let the doc you see back at home know that you weren't treated, aside from rest. Hopefully it has nothing to do with it, but it's good for them to know.

I used to be awful about taking care of myself until I almost died from doing a relatively healthy thing (taking birth control). Now I'm going to at least 3 different doctors a month, and only one of them has anything to do with the pulmonary embolism. I need to not fall apart at the age of 25. I know it sucks but taking care of it now means less chance of it getting worse and/or biting you in the ass somewhere down the line.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #60 on: 25 Mar 2011, 09:51 »

I'm not sure whether antibiotics would actually have helped, the tonsillitis was viral. I think probably rest would have done the trick, if it had been coupled with food (it wasn't - I was staying in a guest room of a different college and it didn't occur to my friends to bring me food, or to me to ask) and lasted long enough. Anyway it's too late to do anything about it now! I will be going to the doctor once I'm home though, just got to decide whether that will be in five weeks or three months.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #61 on: 25 Mar 2011, 13:25 »

Antibiotics would not have done. It is my understanding that with viral infections we treat the symptoms and bolster the immune system.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #62 on: 25 Mar 2011, 18:10 »

I am mad at my friends. They are all coming back from Boston tonight and their flight arrives at the Bakersfield airport at like 11 PM and I was like, "Can I come pick you up and be your taxi???" but my friend was like "No I think all our parents are coming." There are four of them and they all live within like a half-mile radius of each other if not less than that. I'm pretty sure they're all just too lazy to call/text their parents. They are SO DUMB
I would be saving their parents gas and time and also carpooling is better for the environment and I just want to see them and there is like literally no drawbacks for me to go get them, only advantages and it just makes so much SENSE and I NEVER make any sense so they're just destroying my one chance at making sense, I'm so mad, I sent them a series of upset and sad texts for them to all receive at once when they turn their phones back on when they get to LAX. Stupid kids.

And then the vending machine at church where I always got 20 oz. cactus coolers for a dollar doesn't even fucking stock them anymore I hate everything and I am nineteen years old
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #63 on: 25 Mar 2011, 19:20 »

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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #64 on: 25 Mar 2011, 19:29 »

believe in yourself anna, you'll find so many more new and wonderful things to hate in life as you get older
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #65 on: 25 Mar 2011, 20:06 »

We are in Michigan for Kat's visiting days for grad school and looking at apartments. We are pretty certain we found a nice 2 bedroom today that we are going to take! The only problem is it isn't available until Mid to late August and it is going to be cutting it close for Kat's Orientation stuff. Either way, fuck yeah apartment!
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #66 on: 25 Mar 2011, 20:24 »

We need to hang out one day. I work up at Domino Farms, at the far northwest boundary of Ann Arbor.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #67 on: 25 Mar 2011, 20:32 »

We are in Michigan for Kat's visiting days for grad school and looking at apartments. We are pretty certain we found a nice 2 bedroom today that we are going to take! The only problem is it isn't available until Mid to late August and it is going to be cutting it close for Kat's Orientation stuff. Either way, fuck yeah apartment!
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #68 on: 25 Mar 2011, 21:05 »

Today I went to Target and ran into said friend's mom and we had a lengthy conversation (because sometimes i forget that parents probably really do not like me and i just end up talking to them anyway because it somehow comes easily) and she was just like "she didn't tell me that you offered" so yeah they're just lazy bums

And then I bought three 12-packs of cactus cooler

I'm still sad though
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #69 on: 25 Mar 2011, 21:35 »

Your friends are jerk faces.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #70 on: 25 Mar 2011, 22:08 »

It's okay, they got to LAX like an hour ago and I got a text from her saying that I exploded all of their phones because I sent all four of them like five messages during the time they were on the plane. I am not sorry
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #71 on: 26 Mar 2011, 02:37 »

Stop being your avatar, anna! You! Are! Rad!
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #72 on: 26 Mar 2011, 02:47 »

I don't drink but now would be as good a time as any to start.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #73 on: 26 Mar 2011, 02:50 »

Oh fucking fuck fuc the Fred Nile endorsed LNP coalition is inevitably taking control of the state. Fuck this state the two main choices are both run by their morally self-absorbed  ethically bankrupt  coproratist shit-headed right winger elements.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #74 on: 26 Mar 2011, 03:09 »

Good news: I've ordered a replacement hard drive, and bought a new CPU + Fan!

Bad news: where is money?
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #75 on: 26 Mar 2011, 04:04 »

God fucking dammit I want a burrito.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #76 on: 26 Mar 2011, 09:04 »

Last night we had a memorial gathering for my friend Ben at a couple friends' house. I'd organized it with one of my old roommates before I'd taken off for Vancouver, and then beyond making a Facebook event and trying to spread the word as best we could, we hadn't planned for anything else. People baked things, and we listened to Ben's old band, and I filled people in on his last few months, the circumstances of his death (he'd been really ill, dealing with psychotic episodes, etc), and what had gone down at the service in Vancouver. It was all really well attended, and people shared stories and laughed and drank together, and I met a lot of his friends who I'd only ever seen occasionally around campus before. It wasn't an especially sombre evening, though there were moments of that, and overall I just feel that we did him pretty proud.

Talked with a few people about trying to get a booklet printed up, of drawings and writings and things which he'd made. Thankful that this sort of project is something others are interested in.

So, yeah, a pretty beautiful night, as these things go. I'm super grateful.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #77 on: 26 Mar 2011, 09:23 »

God fucking dammit I want a burrito.

I am totally about to eat a burrito.

EDIT: I totally ate a burrito.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #78 on: 26 Mar 2011, 11:05 »

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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #79 on: 26 Mar 2011, 11:30 »

For breakfast today, I put two eggs, shredded cheese and pepperoni in a frying pan and then fried a bagel in butter. I ate it in my bedroom and watched Netflix while drinking a Pepsi.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #80 on: 26 Mar 2011, 11:34 »

I ate an omelet with crumbled bacon and pepperjack cheese in it.  It was FUCKING DELICIOUS
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #81 on: 26 Mar 2011, 11:36 »

God fucking dammit I want a burrito.

There are no less than 4 restaurants within decent walking distance from me that make better burritos than you can even imagine. I had one last night!
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #82 on: 26 Mar 2011, 11:37 »

And then I bought three 12-packs of cactus cooler

Do you know how much you fucking rule Anna because it is an awful lot!

Last night I got a call toward the end of my shift from a music buddy of mine. He picked me up and we went to a bar downtown. That place sucked ass, so we went to the OTHER thing we were invited to do, which was to crash somebody's birthday party at a winery, be fucking amazing, and play music for the party. We were completely successful (birthday girl gave me a hug and wound up with my business card) and wound up getting hella crossfaded.

My lady doesn't remember her night in Vegas last night, but she's still alive and well and 99% sure she didn't wind up fooling around with some other dude. Idunno exactly how comforting she thought that info would be to me, but whatever, I'm not tripping about anything. If anything, I think it's funny as shit. She, on the other hand, is way stressing 'cause she doesn't know if she did anything and "Oh god I hope I didn't do anything I'd feel so horrible because I don't wanna do anything to hurt you." Dude it's Vegas. It's fucking Vegas. I knew it'd be a possibility from the outset and it didn't bother me to think about it then, so why would it bother me now? I think I'm fuckin' impenetrable after this last year I've had, relationship-wise. And besides we have only been 'officially' a couple for like uhhh 4 days maybe? CHILL GURRRRL
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #83 on: 26 Mar 2011, 11:39 »

I ate an omelet with crumbled bacon and pepperjack cheese in it.  It was FUCKING DELICIOUS
I was going to make bacon but all we had was fucking turkey bacon. That shit is terrible.
Also, I blasted Frank Ocean while I was cooking and I had so much fun.
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« Reply #84 on: 26 Mar 2011, 11:48 »

So I went out last night with my housemate for next year, and it turns out that as he's going to be head of the student newspaper he gets free gigs and +1's to any gig in Manchester, even if it's sold out.

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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #85 on: 26 Mar 2011, 13:59 »

I'm intrigued, why does it being Vegas change how people act? I realise it's a place where people get drunk, gamble, and make ill-advised marriages officiated by Elvis impersonators, but those people are just as likely to do those things in any other town with a bar, casinos and "chapels" with lax requirements for proof of prior intent.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #86 on: 26 Mar 2011, 18:25 »

Holy shit guys, I think I've got a date on Wednesday night. As in, meeting a girl I've never met before who a family friend put me in touch with for drinks after work.

I haven't gone on a date in years.
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« Reply #87 on: 26 Mar 2011, 18:26 »

Actually there seems to be this mentality that Vegas is a separate universe where you are allowed to do basically whatever the fuck you want and it won't affect your life in the "real world". This is totally false because an ill-advised marriage is still legal, thumbs broken by loan sharks are still broken and syphillis is still syphillis regardless of where you are or were when it happened but a lot of people still have that "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" mentality.

Edit: Harry, that's awesome. Also I promise to mail your spare key back this week. I have to find an envelope.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #88 on: 26 Mar 2011, 18:40 »

I read the start of Jimmy's post right after Harry's and I was horrified because I thought there was some kind of connection between the two.

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« Reply #89 on: 26 Mar 2011, 18:56 »

Also I promise to mail your spare key back this week.

I got a new one cut. It's just plain old metal coloured but I tied a pretty ribbon around it!
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #90 on: 26 Mar 2011, 19:07 »

Oh. I'll just throw it away then. I'd keep it but it doesn't qualify for my collection of Keys to Doors that Don't Exist. Maybe if you got your locks changed...
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« Reply #91 on: 26 Mar 2011, 19:43 »

No no, don't throw it away! If you throw it away then the rat-men who live under the garbage heap will have the key to my house!! Just send it to back to me.

But don't send it via Australia Post, I don't want the Government to know anything about this . . .
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« Reply #92 on: 26 Mar 2011, 19:45 »

OK yep I definitely seem to be unconsciously trying to kill myself

Decided to make french toast this morning while not wearing pants and of course the first piece of bread I drop in the pan splashes butter out of the pan and directly onto my naked thigh. So now I've got an angry, red, raised lump on my right thigh which neatly matches the angry, red, indent on my left shin from last week (See my post from March 17th in this thread, Dovey fans!- Ed.)
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #93 on: 26 Mar 2011, 19:48 »

Maybe I can just deliver it personally. The next time I come to Melbourne. Yes. Perhaps that would be best.
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« Reply #94 on: 26 Mar 2011, 20:01 »

If you throw it away then the rat-men who live under the garbage heap will have the key to my house!!

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« Reply #95 on: 26 Mar 2011, 20:03 »

also I just coughed up the biggest chunk of phlegm I've ever seen

its size was matched only by its disgustisity
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #96 on: 26 Mar 2011, 20:08 »

(See my post from March 17th in this thread, Dovey fans!- Ed.)

Can we start doing this when referring to our own previous posts? This actually made me laugh out loud.
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« Reply #97 on: 26 Mar 2011, 20:25 »

If you seriously find narcissistic self-referential humour on internet forums amusing, I have good news about my previous and indeed future posts on this forum.
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« Reply #98 on: 26 Mar 2011, 20:31 »

Speaking of narcissistic self-referential humour, sometimes I get so depressed I play Star Wars: The Force Unleashed and spend hours victimising one Storm Trooper.
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« Reply #99 on: 26 Mar 2011, 20:56 »

Pick him up, put him down, pick him up, push him past a block, put him down, pick him up, throw him around etc etc

In other news, I had really awesome ramen for lunch from a highly recommended place in China town.
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