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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #100 on: 13 Nov 2010, 23:23 »

Welp I drank a bunch of rum and smoked a bunch of weed with some friends while we all played xbox Kinect games. The hilarity increased significantly as the night went on.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #101 on: 14 Nov 2010, 01:50 »

I woke up bleeding from the head. The pillowcase is ruined. Fuck yeah/fuck drunken tobogganing
Me too only mine is from towelling my head too hard after a shower... Stupid brain surgery. Can't drink seriously until I've had another CT scan to see if the bone has fused up properly. Probably a good thing all things considered!
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #102 on: 14 Nov 2010, 04:28 »

Simon, I've been to Edinburgh twice already, it's such a beautiful city! The first time was a date and the second was just my friend and I taking the train in for a lecture and then straight back again, so not really the best opportunities for hangouts. I know I'll be going again sometime next week or the week after with my course, so I'll let you know then, I could just stay for a while after the school stuff is over!
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #103 on: 15 Nov 2010, 14:32 »

The other night I had a Tilt (which is pretty much the same thing as Four Loko) and was wandering around my suite cuddling with random people and trying to eat my license.  Then I passed out on the couch while playing Scott Pilgrim.  I think I'm a lightweight, you guys.

Anyway, my suitemates were highly amused by my behavior, and so they are out at the store buying a metric shit ton of Four Loko so we can all get completely smashed together.  This should be fun.  And by fun I mean an absolutely terrible idea.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #104 on: 15 Nov 2010, 14:49 »

May, you'll be with our family. There are literally no people in Norway who drink less, except for people who don't drink at all. You're safe!

She's regretting to tell you that you'll end up having to sit cross-legged in front of a webcam while wearing the t-shirt of a hardcore punk band.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #105 on: 15 Nov 2010, 20:12 »

At what stage of drunkenness do you need to be at to post a comment on the best friend of your ex-girlfriend's facebook status when said ex-girlfriend has liked said status and you actually have something to say about said best friend's status even though it deals with Angry Birds because you know said ex-girlfriend with see the comment one posts?

Secondly, can I get that drunk and still wake up at 7.30a to go to work tomorrow, give a large presentation, and not be hungover and want to kill myself?
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #106 on: 15 Nov 2010, 23:18 »

they just drive around listening to raps and shooting all the jobs

missed this a while back but is that from Archer?

man that is a show
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #107 on: 16 Nov 2010, 01:07 »

I'm sober

God I can't fucking wait until pay day
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #108 on: 16 Nov 2010, 07:26 »

Holy goddamn, 4loko.  We pretty much had a giant makeout fest in the living room, it was intense.  I'm surprised my head doesn't hurt more this morning, but I somehow got up for my 8am class and am more awake than usual.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #109 on: 16 Nov 2010, 08:27 »

Since I just turned in my epic term paper for my History of Korea class/aced my Astronomy exam/fuck rainstorms,  I've decided to give myself the rest of the day off and smoke Purple Kush while listening to the entire Spacemen 3 discography

Fuck yea this is awesome
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #110 on: 16 Nov 2010, 12:50 »

they just drive around listening to raps and shooting all the jobs

missed this a while back but is that from Archer?

man that is a show

I read that as The Archers and was very confused.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #111 on: 17 Nov 2010, 00:09 »

oh dear god.

so tonight i was told there was a party. so i drank a 4loko+a bunch of jello shots and a magic hat. then i went home and smoked two bowls of what is called "granddaddy kush" and oh dear god i am so fucked up right now. jesus shit.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #112 on: 17 Nov 2010, 00:09 »

seriously holy fuck i am so fucked up. how am i typing this well?
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #113 on: 17 Nov 2010, 07:47 »

Ate two handfuls of shrooms last night, much fun ensued!
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #114 on: 17 Nov 2010, 07:54 »

ow ow ow ow my head ow ow ow ow shit
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #115 on: 17 Nov 2010, 12:21 »

Sean the only thing you'll feel smoking Granddaddy Kush is 'disappointment', not 'high'. That strain is miserable. It tastes like shit, it does nothing at all, and as if that's not bad enough, I paid $20 for a 1.2g and I could've easily bought 1.6 of Sugar and been on my ass for a week.

All you felt was the booze, son. Find a better dealer.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #116 on: 17 Nov 2010, 12:49 »

Patrick, that's not necessarily true.

First off, you have no way of knowing that the "Granddaddy Kush" you bought actually was that strain unless you got it from a licensed dispensary or someone who has a licensed connect.

Secondly, the name doesn't mean anywhere near as much as the cultivating and harvesting, and your shit could've easily been harvested too late, which would've ruined an otherwise awesome strain.

There's a lot of variables.  A name really means the least out of all of them.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #117 on: 17 Nov 2010, 13:27 »

not gonna lie, my only complaint with that weed, regardless if it was granddaddy kush or not, was that it burned a lil too fast. other than that though it was fine and i got stoned.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #118 on: 17 Nov 2010, 13:30 »

That's something you can fix just by being a bit more conscientious about how you prepare it.  Get better at rolling joints, use a grinder, corner your bowls carefully, smoke slowly without wasting any ... just be more aware about how you're doing things and you'll be better at getting the most out of it.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #119 on: 17 Nov 2010, 15:30 »

Yeah, dawg, it's all in the technique...I may take up to 15 minutes to pack a bowl, but you can be damn sure it'll pull nice and last a while.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #120 on: 17 Nov 2010, 15:32 »

you see, i do that too, and i can pack a mean fucking bowl. this was just fast fuckin burning weed, trust me. there was no getting around that.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #121 on: 17 Nov 2010, 16:32 »

giving this fourloko a try before it gets banned or whatever. i stumbled to the counter spilling 3 fourlokos (3 for 6 bucks) saying 'YES I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING'

on the first one, fruit punch, it's horrible. but i actually felt buzzed like halfway through
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #122 on: 17 Nov 2010, 16:57 »

oh, 4loko advice: orange is not that nasty
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #123 on: 17 Nov 2010, 17:41 »

Jens has the right idea
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #124 on: 17 Nov 2010, 22:38 »

I too am singing a swan song for the esteemed fourloko, trying out the lemon-lime for the first time, and probably the last. Also I'm high as shit on some plain ol' mexican brick weed (we went for quantity tonight) and its making me fucked up as balls. Also, when my friend saw that fourloko was losing the caffeine, he texted me and said "okay we'll either drink 5-hour energy shots or an Amp along with it or just learn how to make jaeger bombs or something" and I had to laugh to myself a bit. We are now both fucked. up.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #125 on: 18 Nov 2010, 04:43 »

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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #126 on: 18 Nov 2010, 05:28 »

on roxicodone right now, fucking wonderful. i split it with coke a few hours ago and played the first level of starfox so perfectly, i was really confused. but then it got really boring so we switched to mariokart and beasted that shit.

it is 5:27 AM so i'm gonna sleep (nap) then go to class still feeling all nice and then studyyyyyyy!! the itchies are getting to me though, and i don't really like the synthetic side effects--the nausea wavers and it's bothersome but not too much
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #127 on: 18 Nov 2010, 07:03 »

dude, good luck!

from what i know about dmt, a waterpipe should do just fine, as long as you have some weed or ashes on the bottom layer. and dont let the flame touch the dmt, just let it chill above. happy tripping!

speaking of tripping may shroom again next week, which would be chill cause the past two times ive tripped was acid.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #128 on: 18 Nov 2010, 13:52 »

oh god

got extremely silly off of box wine and 4 loko last night. they are now illegal (i still have one in my fridge).
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #129 on: 18 Nov 2010, 22:21 »

seventeen hours later: my body is really mad at me
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #130 on: 19 Nov 2010, 07:16 »

DMT soon if stuff works out  :psyduck:

prolly going to use a waterpipe, that's what my friends did. people here! suggestions?

That shit is actually REALLY hard to smoke correctly.  Technically the best thing to use is a freebase (read: crack/meth) pipe.  There isn't really a decent comparison between this method and any of the others because it's just so, so much easier this way.  The reason it's so difficult isn't just the trickiness of getting the flame right ... it's the fact that DMT vapor is straight up fucking nasty and really hard for your lungs to deal with, and holding the hit in for as long as possible is extremely important.  It tastes like burning plastic ass but you really need to get a lot of it into your lungs in a short amount of time and hold it there as long as possible, or else you won't even be able to successfully try again until at least an hour later.  Without a freebase pipe, the difficulty of managing the flame is hard enough as it is and makes getting a good hit or two that much harder.

If you can't find a place that will sell you a freebase pipe (which would not surprise me in the slightest), you'll still get a decent DMT experience from just throwing it in a normal bowl with some weed or ashes, but you won't get the most out of it and it'll be more difficult to get the really good-sized hits that you need in order to really break through.  Also, that bowl will have DMT residue in it afterwards, which means you should probably not allow anyone you're not extremely good friends with to smoke out of it for quite a few bowl packs afterwards, because getting ambushed by machine elves when all you wanted was to smoke some weed out of your friend's bowl is probably not cool at all.

on roxicodone right now, fucking wonderful. i split it with coke a few hours ago

Don't make this a habit.  Seriously.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #131 on: 19 Nov 2010, 09:03 »

I don't have any confirmation on this, but my intuition is that filtering the vapor through water would just cause it to condense early and you'd only get a fraction of the vapor because the rest would get stuck in the water or on the inside walls of the pipe chamber.  It might not be a significant effect, of course.  Still, the only way to know you're doing it right is to use a straight up freebase pipe, or make The Machine, which apparently allows for unparalleled efficiency.  (It's basically just a 50mL Hennessey bottle with a hole in the bottom and steel wool stuffed into the neck, I've never tried it but apparently it works great.)
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #132 on: 19 Nov 2010, 11:20 »

I will not. it was terrible.

But fun!

yet still terrible
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #133 on: 19 Nov 2010, 20:46 »

We had our chemistry formal tonight.  I drank a bunch of wine and won a cake.  Fuck yeah!
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #134 on: 19 Nov 2010, 22:12 »

just smoked a lot of with a friend to recover from this morning's breakup! feelin' good! this weed has made me hell of jittery now though
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« Reply #135 on: 19 Nov 2010, 22:24 »

wait shit I have homework tonight  :psyduck:
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #136 on: 19 Nov 2010, 23:48 »

after blazing and seeing scott pilgrim on the big screen again(!), got drunk and danced. then spent a while explaining to the boy that has a crush on my best friend (that she also has a crush on) that he needs to ask her out. then I watched them make out on the dance floor. on one hand, I'm ecstatic cause I was hoping this would happen and she's wonderful and she completely deserves it.

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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #137 on: 20 Nov 2010, 00:58 »

First off, you have no way of knowing that the "Granddaddy Kush" you bought actually was that strain unless you got it from a licensed dispensary or someone who has a licensed connect.

This is the only part of yr post I can reasonably defend myself against. One of my uncles (not saying which) is a licensed farmer. He has never had any luck growing Granddaddy Kush. Very nearly everything else he's grown has been infinitely easier to get crystal-coated buds out of. The rest of what you said is true, and I gotta work on being less of a know-it-all prick.

Also, re. FourLoko: Last night was a night of three beers, a can of grape Loko, and several fatty rips off a bong. I have never before been blackout drunk. Apparently I passed out on the floor very early. Woke up several hours later to urinate, and I mistook my friend's closet for the bathroom. Fortunately I hadn't so much as unbuckled my belt before I was stopped. Quoth drunken Patrick: "Oh holy dog dick U.S.A. with a stinky cunt, why the fuck, so much... fuckin'... oh man, I'm so fuck-sorry. Shit, DRUGS MAN." Captured on my friend's mobile phone, he mercifully deleted it after playing it a good five times upon my waking.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #138 on: 20 Nov 2010, 07:14 »

I love how seriously some people take weed. Not in like a mocking way, like I am pleased to an extent that you guys exist, and have your strange little autistic ways. Like, I can roll a joint fine (I smoke roll-ups anyway) and I have a little bong and a grinder. I don't give a shit what the weed's called though. Obviously I can tell good from bad, but as long as it gets you stoned it's not too essential. Unlike alcohol, I don't think anyone really smokes weed for any purpose other than to get monged off their tits.

I cannot withdraw any money from my bank account for some reason. I am going to use the last £18 I have in my possession to stock up on a week and a half's worth of dry goods from Lidl and a small pouch of GV, then I'm going to smoke at least 50% of my stash and write some more DISSERTASHUNS. Then I shall make a stew! I may even buy some mushrooms to put in it, if I have the funds.

Might have some more cider upstairs as well, good times! (Bad times?)
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #139 on: 21 Nov 2010, 12:36 »

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i am so hows things?
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #140 on: 21 Nov 2010, 23:56 »

split a handle of gin with a friend. don't feel drunk. might be the tar we smoked earlier. bleh i still can't get the taste out
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #141 on: 22 Nov 2010, 00:40 »

drunk on whiskey for the 2nd night in a rowwww
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« Reply #142 on: 22 Nov 2010, 01:41 »

Pleasantly stoned in bed. Been a while since I did this.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #143 on: 23 Nov 2010, 21:55 »

Let's talk about Three Philosophers and why it's amazing and why I love drinking it.  I have one aging for the birth of my first child (!!).  Could be drinking it fairly soon since I'm getting married in 199 days (!!!!)
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #144 on: 24 Nov 2010, 16:27 »

Classy yourself up on the cheap!  This is some seriously amazing wine for about ten bucks a bottle.   Find some and drink it.

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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #145 on: 25 Nov 2010, 10:59 »

I'm still fucked up from a blunt two nights ago.

See, what happened was my friends decided to roll a Frankenblunt. By that, I mean they took their saved up roaches out of their freezer, opened them up, stuck the heavily resinated weed in a grinder and COVERED it all in kief, and then rolled a blunt out of it.

Oh my fucking god I still can't remember the first two hours of work yesterday
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #146 on: 25 Nov 2010, 19:10 »

fairly happy off of wine and irish coffee. also painfully full. i love thanksgiving.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #147 on: 25 Nov 2010, 19:40 »

I'm still fucked up from a blunt two nights ago.

 they took their saved up roaches out of their freezer, opened them up, stuck the heavily resinated weed in a grinder and COVERED it all in kief, and then rolled a blunt out of it.
Reminds me of when we use to take a pipe like this put screens on both ends of the chamber and put a piece of bud in the middle. Smoke out of the pipe for a few weeks getting the weed in the middle nice and resiny before taking it out and smoking it. Chamber bud was always the best bud
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #148 on: 25 Nov 2010, 22:25 »

So many gin and tonics with Thanksgiving lunch and dinner today. And some scotch. And some egg nog.

Dranksgiving.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #149 on: 26 Nov 2010, 21:52 »

oh dear

went to hang in dc today, wound up getting stoned and drunk off my goddamn ass. oh god my brain
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