Topic: Cards Against Humanity (Read 15273 times)

LeeC · « **on:** 10 Mar 2014, 13:52 »

In case anyone has been living under a rock, this is a fun party game:

Lines · « **Reply #1 on:** 10 Mar 2014, 14:48 »

I actually just found a card from a friend's game under my couch. OF COURSE I posted on facebook that I found their balls under my couch.

I love this game so much. At parties when it gets pulled out, we know that it's basically going to be played until people go home.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #2 on:** 10 Mar 2014, 14:51 »

Best game ever. Once you play this, it's hard to go back to Apples to Apples.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #3 on:** 10 Mar 2014, 16:08 »

I honestly wouldn't play with a lot of people on the forums, much as I like you, some of you are a bit thin skinned.

LeeC · « **Reply #4 on:** 10 Mar 2014, 16:22 »

Quote from: GarandMarine on 10 Mar 2014, 16:08

I honestly wouldn't play with a lot of people on the forums, much as I like you, some of you are a bit thin skinned.

I take offense to that sir! pistols at dawn!

Lines · « **Reply #5 on:** 10 Mar 2014, 16:39 »

Quote from: GarandMarine on 10 Mar 2014, 16:08

I honestly wouldn't play with a lot of people on the forums, much as I like you, some of you are a bit thin skinned.

Pfft. Our house rule is basically the most offensive always wins.

Also I want to know everyone's favorite card. Mine is "German Dungeon Porn" because it gives me fits of the giggles.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #6 on:** 10 Mar 2014, 16:47 »

See, I don't like to be too predictable in my judging.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #7 on:** 10 Mar 2014, 16:49 »

Quote from: Linds on 10 Mar 2014, 16:39

Quote from: GarandMarine on 10 Mar 2014, 16:08
I honestly wouldn't play with a lot of people on the forums, much as I like you, some of you are a bit thin skinned.

Pfft. Our house rule is basically the most offensive always wins.

Also I want to know everyone's favorite card. Mine is "German Dungeon Porn" because it gives me fits of the giggles.

Ethnic cleansing usually gets a lot of laughs

Lines · « **Reply #8 on:** 10 Mar 2014, 17:04 »

Yesss.

Quote from: Method of Madness on 10 Mar 2014, 16:47

See, I don't like to be too predictable in my judging.

There are times when no answers are offensive. But it's CAH. Almost everything is offensive. Even "PUPPIES!" when played right.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #9 on:** 10 Mar 2014, 17:07 »

Quote from: Linds on 10 Mar 2014, 16:39

Quote from: GarandMarine on 10 Mar 2014, 16:08
I honestly wouldn't play with a lot of people on the forums, much as I like you, some of you are a bit thin skinned.

Pfft. Our house rule is basically the most offensive always wins.

That's not the actual rule? Shit. We've been playing it wrong the whole time then XD

Lines · « **Reply #10 on:** 10 Mar 2014, 17:16 »

There are a couple cards that are sickeningly cute and I always have to save those for one of my friends. I mean, she likes offensive, but she REALLY likes the cute ones. I can't remember her trump card. It's something to do with an animal in something.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #11 on:** 10 Mar 2014, 18:06 »

That's the thing, I laugh at fucked up things, but clever matters more than offensive (so basically...try to make it both).

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #12 on:** 10 Mar 2014, 21:54 »

I've played this once really. It was a big get-together in the kink/BDSM scene, nothing sexy just social party.

We had way too many people in too small a room playing, but we were all having a good time.

I laughed...I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed. It was painful. It was ridiculous. It was amazing. I cried and couldn't breath, and I swear it took WAYYYY too many minutes for me to get my shit together enough to actually say it out loud. I had to leave the room afterward for a few to get my composure back together.

And I also felt a little bad because I figured there was no way it could live up to people's expectations after I'd went through all that. But.... the template card I was judging for was "And for my next trick, I will pull _____ out of ____!"

And there were some beautiful answers, but what really got me...

(click to show/hide)

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #13 on:** 20 Mar 2014, 20:17 »

cesium133 · « **Reply #14 on:** 20 Mar 2014, 20:22 »

I've been living under a rock, but this game sounds really fun.

K1dmor · « **Reply #15 on:** 20 Mar 2014, 22:43 »

In the meantime, You can try the online (clone) version:
I Can't Believe It's Not Cards Against Humanity!

Just pick a username and join a current game (they say what cards/expansion are using). Or create a new one; you can put a password so only those you know would join in.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #16 on:** 21 Mar 2014, 05:07 »

I've played that, but CaH is by its very nature a party game. It's just not the same without hearing the laughter of your fellow players.

cesium133 · « **Reply #17 on:** 21 Mar 2014, 05:58 »

Yeah, that's probably why I've never played it. I don't go to parties around here and don't really have many friends nearby.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #18 on:** 21 Mar 2014, 13:19 »

You don't need a party but you do need at least 4 or 5 people.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #19 on:** 11 Jul 2014, 17:33 »

Detachable Felix · « **Reply #20 on:** 11 Jul 2014, 23:26 »

See, I'd be all for a strip-version of this next time I play. *sigh* if only I weren't such a lardass

hedgie · « **Reply #21 on:** 12 Jul 2014, 01:02 »

I hear that heroin is good for losing weight. Time to make yourself an addict right quick. (disclaimer: I have no desire to turn people into smack addicts)

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #22 on:** 12 Jul 2014, 03:51 »

Quote from: hedgie on 12 Jul 2014, 01:02

(disclaimer: I have no desire to turn people into smack addicts)

For that, you need to go over here.

Lines · « **Reply #23 on:** 12 Jul 2014, 05:26 »

Quote from: hedgie on 12 Jul 2014, 01:02

I hear that heroin is good for losing weight. Time to make yourself an addict right quick. (disclaimer: I have no desire to turn people into smack addicts)

Well, hey, they used to prescribe speed as a weight loss pill. Whatever works, right?!

(My mom was prescribed speed in the 70s. She said it worked, but you know, she couldn't sleep because she had to do ALL THE THINGS.)

jwhouk · « **Reply #24 on:** 12 Jul 2014, 05:29 »

Ah yes, Dexatrim.

Lines · « **Reply #25 on:** 12 Jul 2014, 13:34 »

Also I played this with my coworkers (I work at a preschool, btw) after work and holy cow, I never thought I'd be so amused by middle aged women laughing so hard over the phrase "balls deep". One of my coworkers is a little sheltered, even as an adult, and she didn't quite get what the "balls deep in a squealing hog..." meant at first, but once she did, it was her new favorite phrase.

ankhtahr · « **Reply #26 on:** 12 Jul 2014, 13:50 »

Friend of mine once won everything with "Here is the church and here is the steeple. Open the doors and there is ___" "Dumb people".

It even rhymes.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #27 on:** 12 Jul 2014, 14:19 »

Well since the usual finish to that line is "Open the doors and there are the people"

http://www.wikihow.com/Create-a-Church-With-Your-Fingers

Emperor Norton · « **Reply #28 on:** 14 Jul 2014, 21:23 »

I won the hand.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #29 on:** 14 Jul 2014, 21:24 »

Excellent.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #30 on:** 24 Jul 2014, 06:23 »

I just figured out why none of these cards are recognisable to me - I've played the UK version. It was hilarious!

LocoJoe · « **Reply #31 on:** 28 Jul 2014, 11:05 »

My cards just came in the mail this weekend. I can't wait to have friends over to play!

Orkboy · « **Reply #32 on:** 30 Jul 2014, 04:23 »

I have it, and it's awesome. My favorite was "What's my secret superpower?" -> "Being a motherfucking sorcerer."

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