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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #151 on: 07 May 2014, 12:21 »

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« Reply #152 on: 07 May 2014, 13:23 »

Oh how I can identify with finding clothes to fit an amazon height. I just wish I had the amazon muscles and curves to go with it...
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #153 on: 07 May 2014, 13:37 »

Hit the gym? You're already pretty, just gotta get buff
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #154 on: 07 May 2014, 14:01 »

Oh how I can identify with finding clothes to fit an amazon height. I just wish I had the amazon muscles and curves to go with it...
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #155 on: 07 May 2014, 14:22 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #156 on: 07 May 2014, 14:28 »

Maslow's hierarchy of needs! The only thing I remember from Economics 101!
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #157 on: 07 May 2014, 14:29 »

Holy fuck wifi <3
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #159 on: 07 May 2014, 14:44 »

Maslow's hierarchy of needs! The only thing I remember from Economics 101!
Interesting, for me it came up in Psychology 101 and Interpersonal Communication, which I conveniently took in the same semester and resulted in shaving a dog.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #160 on: 07 May 2014, 14:48 »

Why would you do that? :psyduck:
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #161 on: 07 May 2014, 14:49 »

Which one, shave a dog, or take Psych 101 and Interpersonal Communication in the same semester?
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« Reply #163 on: 07 May 2014, 15:03 »


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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #164 on: 07 May 2014, 15:13 »

Why would you do that? :psyduck:
serious answer: All of the middle parts of the pyramid applied to the dog.  For the Com class we had to do community service and relate it to the class.  Me and two friends in the class went to the humane society.  They just rescued this little dog (looked like a shit zu or a similar looking dog) and it needed to get cleaned up and shaved (there was matted hair all over the poor little thing).  It was very cautious about us but as we started talking to it, petting it, shaving it, washing it, and playing with it it started to change behavior after about 30 minutes with it.  It's tongue was came out, smiled, little tail wagging like crazy and was hoping around us playing.  It felt comfortable with us because we were giving it security, socializing with it, and all this was improving its confidence with us (humans).  Not to mention getting a decent  meal.


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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #165 on: 08 May 2014, 02:01 »



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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #166 on: 08 May 2014, 05:04 »

http://imgur.com/gallery/q7Vdm

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« Reply #167 on: 08 May 2014, 06:07 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #169 on: 08 May 2014, 12:30 »

If IE is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl out.

That's genuinely quite inspiring to me. Better check with my partner before I ask any girls out though.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #170 on: 08 May 2014, 13:39 »

GET OUT OF MY WAY, SHARK.



JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.


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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #171 on: 08 May 2014, 15:05 »



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« Reply #172 on: 08 May 2014, 15:14 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #174 on: 08 May 2014, 17:56 »

No, he is gently and politely requesting the shark to move and the shark is moving because the shark did not want to be in his way.
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« Reply #175 on: 08 May 2014, 22:08 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #176 on: 09 May 2014, 00:06 »

Oh no! It's Meow the Merciless! Run for your lives!
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #177 on: 09 May 2014, 04:29 »

Pretty sure you were looking for "Chairman Meow".
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #178 on: 09 May 2014, 04:33 »

Could be Meowssolini. . .
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« Reply #179 on: 09 May 2014, 04:38 »

Or...Joseph Pawlin?
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #180 on: 09 May 2014, 04:42 »

General Pettin'.
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« Reply #181 on: 09 May 2014, 04:44 »

General John Purr-shing
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« Reply #182 on: 09 May 2014, 04:45 »

Both of you get the fuck out.
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« Reply #183 on: 09 May 2014, 04:50 »

What, and disappoint General Douglas B. McCathur?
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« Reply #184 on: 09 May 2014, 04:51 »

Look this run was punbelievable and you've both made the meowst of it but I think we should just paws for thought.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #185 on: 09 May 2014, 04:53 »

That's just the type of thing Neville Chamberkitten would have said to Kitler about the Sudentland.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #186 on: 09 May 2014, 04:54 »

Yeah, well try telling that to Otto Purrzeny.

EDIT: You'd at least need Winston Purrchill at the table for that.
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« Reply #187 on: 09 May 2014, 05:29 »


The Chinese word for a cat is actually māo ( though, not as in the Great Helmsman's name).
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« Reply #188 on: 09 May 2014, 05:42 »

But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Meow
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« Reply #191 on: 09 May 2014, 07:19 »

*Cackles* Someone please tell me the bear won.
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« Reply #192 on: 09 May 2014, 07:20 »



I know ladies occasionally store things in their bras and cleavage, but this is a little bit OTT  :psyduck:

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« Reply #194 on: 09 May 2014, 07:44 »

Heartwarming.

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« Reply #195 on: 09 May 2014, 07:46 »

True Stories from a Cop: Poppy the Penguin to the Rescue
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« Reply #196 on: 09 May 2014, 07:57 »



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« Reply #197 on: 09 May 2014, 08:18 »



I know ladies occasionally store things in their bras and cleavage, but this is a little bit OTT  :psyduck:

OTT? What means OTT?  Maybe she's like female Robocop :D
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« Reply #198 on: 09 May 2014, 08:49 »

Over The Top

Heh. In more ways then one here.
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« Reply #199 on: 09 May 2014, 09:16 »

Obviously the cleavage holds a portal to hammerspace.
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