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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4500 on: 13 Mar 2015, 14:50 »









oldie but still a goodie.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4501 on: 13 Mar 2015, 18:20 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4502 on: 13 Mar 2015, 19:55 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4503 on: 13 Mar 2015, 19:59 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4504 on: 13 Mar 2015, 22:50 »

I don't know how to embed the cartoon and still make sure he gets page views, so here's a link instead.

http://candorville.com/2015/03/14/the-unusual-admission/
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4505 on: 14 Mar 2015, 07:40 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4506 on: 14 Mar 2015, 13:56 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4507 on: 15 Mar 2015, 05:37 »





Is it just me or do those shoulders and arms look a bit..... Phallic?
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« Reply #4508 on: 15 Mar 2015, 11:21 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4510 on: 15 Mar 2015, 12:58 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4511 on: 15 Mar 2015, 13:02 »

I vote hell no on the proposition to transform cats into dogs because dogs hate me. My cat is close enough to a dog anyway, he goes outside for the bathroom and he constantly follows looking for cuddles.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4512 on: 15 Mar 2015, 13:43 »

Maybe its because you have a dog personality?
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4513 on: 15 Mar 2015, 14:32 »

Maybe its because you have a dog personality?

No, I am definitely cat people. I befriend felines everywhere. Tiger's just weird. I love him, he's majestic as fuck, but man is he a strange cat!
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4515 on: 16 Mar 2015, 11:31 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4516 on: 17 Mar 2015, 00:11 »



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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4517 on: 17 Mar 2015, 04:55 »

Oh Danny Boy, oh Danny Boy,
Oh boy oh boy!


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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4519 on: 17 Mar 2015, 10:28 »

The future of soccer:

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4520 on: 17 Mar 2015, 10:34 »

go lil Chappie!
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4521 on: 17 Mar 2015, 15:50 »

Well, he certainly dives well enough to be on the Italian team.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4522 on: 17 Mar 2015, 15:54 »

The wee robot looks so excited to play football!

"I'mma do it, I'mma gonna kick the ball, I'mma gon kick it, yeah, I am, I'm gonna do it! oopimissed"
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4523 on: 17 Mar 2015, 16:21 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4524 on: 17 Mar 2015, 16:23 »

That's half the point of being an action superhero.
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« Reply #4525 on: 17 Mar 2015, 16:49 »

"Do you have any acting experience?"

"Sure, when I make a shot in pool I act like I'm not surprised" - Mitch Hedberg (paraphrased)
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4529 on: 18 Mar 2015, 02:04 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4531 on: 18 Mar 2015, 07:07 »

The really mean thing to do (by which I mean the thing we've done in a class I TA'd for) would be to start with 10 or 15 C answers, then change the pattern now that the students have caught on to it...   :evil:
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4532 on: 18 Mar 2015, 07:28 »

That is pure psychological torture, I would have filed a complaint.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4533 on: 18 Mar 2015, 08:20 »

It screws over the higher level students on one of two levels. Either they wise up to it and don't answer and as such pass the test with no effort, or they wise up but think 'they can't possibly have this straightforward an answer key' and end up picking the wrong answers because they assume they must be wrong.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4534 on: 18 Mar 2015, 13:26 »

I usually just assume the teacher is being a huge dick. Makes that whole worry about a pattern thing moot when you assume the teacher is just trying to fuck with you.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4535 on: 18 Mar 2015, 13:56 »

Nah, the worse way is to make the first 5 or so questions randomly a,b,c,d but then the rest be a pattern.  Further confusing the students who pickup the pattern later as it doesnt match the first 5 or so.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4536 on: 18 Mar 2015, 16:03 »

Little Bo-Peep has been reading the Second Amendment...

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4537 on: 18 Mar 2015, 16:38 »

That's what happens when those dudes rap "Mary had a little lamb" on Sister Act II.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4539 on: 18 Mar 2015, 20:28 »

Little Bo-Peep has been reading the Second Amendment...



On an unrelated note, how come all the sheep look blow-dried?
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« Reply #4540 on: 18 Mar 2015, 20:53 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4541 on: 19 Mar 2015, 04:41 »

Little Bo Peep ain't losin' no more goddamned sheep.

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« Reply #4542 on: 19 Mar 2015, 05:01 »

... How do they reload?
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« Reply #4543 on: 19 Mar 2015, 05:15 »

They press a mutton.
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« Reply #4545 on: 19 Mar 2015, 11:35 »

Pretty bird.

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4546 on: 20 Mar 2015, 07:19 »

Warning, extremely strong language.
Since J.K. Simmons voices both Tenzin from LoK and Fletcher from Whiplash, someone thought to edit LoK with Fletcher.



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« Reply #4547 on: 21 Mar 2015, 02:55 »

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« Reply #4548 on: 21 Mar 2015, 13:40 »

I'm not gonna copy and paste a bunch of image URLs so please visit this link and take my word for it that it is hilarious: http://imgur.com/gallery/yOTGS
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