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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4250 on: 15 Feb 2015, 18:30 »









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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4251 on: 15 Feb 2015, 19:01 »

...Long way for a joke, but it makes a point.  :claireface:
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4252 on: 15 Feb 2015, 21:24 »

I liked it.

I have never seen the point of investing $thousands$ on a TOOL.

Guns or anything else.

$60,000 for a pickup truck?
or $5000 on a laptop?
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4253 on: 15 Feb 2015, 22:01 »

Who owns a tech9 anyway?

And why can't I make out with my sexy sexy gun? (Is it because I don't have one?)
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4254 on: 15 Feb 2015, 22:54 »

50 Shades Of Gunmetal Grey.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4255 on: 16 Feb 2015, 06:45 »

Man you should spoiler tag that gun porn and mark it NSFW....
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4257 on: 16 Feb 2015, 11:42 »

That's a disturbing lack of seriousness in there. Thank god I live alone.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4258 on: 16 Feb 2015, 23:29 »

Damn ammosexuals.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4259 on: 17 Feb 2015, 02:24 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4260 on: 17 Feb 2015, 05:28 »

:)
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« Reply #4261 on: 17 Feb 2015, 14:29 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4262 on: 17 Feb 2015, 20:17 »

We're talking about kicking water bottles.

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4263 on: 17 Feb 2015, 22:26 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4265 on: 18 Feb 2015, 04:32 »

We're talking about kicking water bottles.


Oh,  that GIF is a lot funnier if people know the source.
It makes me sad that some people only know Hugh Laurie from House, and not from A Bit of Fry & Laurie.

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4266 on: 18 Feb 2015, 05:01 »

Wasn't he also in a season of Blackadder?
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4267 on: 18 Feb 2015, 05:06 »

Two, actually.





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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4268 on: 18 Feb 2015, 07:34 »

We're talking about kicking water bottles.


Oh,  that GIF is a lot funnier if people know the source.
It makes me sad that some people only know Hugh Laurie from House, and not from A Bit of Fry & Laurie.

We've known of him over here for years. YEARS I TELL YOU. YOU PEOPLE ONLY JUST FOUND OUT! WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN LAURIE!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4269 on: 18 Feb 2015, 07:50 »




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When Theodore Roosevelt became police commissioner of New York in 1895, the NYPD was its most dangerous and powerful criminal enterprise.  An organized brutal shakedown ring, the captains had a hand in most of the city’s illegal operations.  Determined to clean up the corruption, Roosevelt did exactly what Commissioner Gordon did when he took over Gotham City’s corrupt police force: he put on a black cape, patrolled the most dangerous parts of the city at midnight, and used his great physical strength, expertise in martial arts, and detective skills to personally deliver wrongdoers to justice. 

Wait, no, Gordon didn’t do that.  Batman did.

And so did Theodore Roosevelt.
Roosevelt’s initial attempts to have corrupt policemen indicted were failures.  Most of the judges were Tammany Hall appointees in the pockets of police bosses like “Clubber” Williams and Big Bill Devery, and these judges refused to bring charges against any officers on the word of meager citizens.  The only way Roosevelt could clear out the worst apples was if he caught them red-handed.
And so TR took on a new strategy.  Dressed in a black cape and a large-brimmed slouch hat pulled low over his face, he would make his own patrols, hiding in the shadows of the metropolis’s seediest alleys while tracking some of the more notorious crooks on the police force.  When he caught one selling booze or opium, availing himself of service bribes at one of the many brothels that kept young women imprisoned, or extorting money from a shopkeeper, TR would spring forth, chase down his subordinate, tackle and subdue him, and personally deliver him to the courthouse to lay charges against him as an unimpeachable witness.

Once the more brazen offenders had been stripped of their badges, Roosevelt dispensed with the theatrical costume and the judo and began simply patrolling the beats of his officers to make sure that they were at their posts, diligent in their upkeep of the law, and, above all, courteous to the citizens under their protection (this last being a truly revolutionary concept at the time).
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4271 on: 18 Feb 2015, 09:48 »

Oh,  that GIF is a lot funnier if people know the source.
It makes me sad that some people only know Hugh Laurie from House, and not from A Bit of Fry & Laurie.

Oh yes. I've just recently rediscovered A Bit of Fry & Laurie after many years.
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« Reply #4272 on: 18 Feb 2015, 12:26 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4273 on: 18 Feb 2015, 12:45 »

In many ways, Doctor Harley Qunziel is kinda a tragic figure.
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« Reply #4274 on: 18 Feb 2015, 12:54 »

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« Reply #4275 on: 18 Feb 2015, 20:02 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4276 on: 18 Feb 2015, 20:08 »

The best way to get a right answer on the Internet is to go to a Linux forum and say "Linux sucks because (problem you want an answer for)."
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4277 on: 18 Feb 2015, 20:09 »

Linux sucks because I forgot how to make paella!
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4278 on: 18 Feb 2015, 21:31 »


It's a whole series!
Loved it.  Totally a subscriber now
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4279 on: 18 Feb 2015, 21:33 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4280 on: 19 Feb 2015, 03:47 »

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« Reply #4281 on: 19 Feb 2015, 07:24 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4284 on: 19 Feb 2015, 16:50 »

Yeah, but did he get the job?
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« Reply #4285 on: 19 Feb 2015, 16:56 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4286 on: 19 Feb 2015, 16:56 »

Yeah, but did he get the job?
According to this, no.

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« Reply #4287 on: 19 Feb 2015, 16:59 »

But that wasn't why.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4288 on: 20 Feb 2015, 07:14 »





She altered space and time.

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« Reply #4289 on: 20 Feb 2015, 07:36 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4290 on: 20 Feb 2015, 08:29 »

Linux sucks because I forgot how to make paella!
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« Reply #4291 on: 20 Feb 2015, 09:47 »







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« Reply #4292 on: 20 Feb 2015, 19:25 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4293 on: 20 Feb 2015, 22:37 »


OH YEAH!
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4294 on: 21 Feb 2015, 04:35 »

Aquaman

Presumably he'll be playing this character exactly the same as every other character he's played.

You know the one.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4295 on: 21 Feb 2015, 07:36 »

Didya hear about the kids show concept that went no where?

seems that kids just don't like clowns anymore.




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« Reply #4296 on: 21 Feb 2015, 08:07 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4297 on: 21 Feb 2015, 08:34 »

Didya hear about the kids show concept that went no where?

seems that kids just don't like clowns anymore.
(click to show/hide)

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« Reply #4298 on: 21 Feb 2015, 14:25 »


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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #4299 on: 21 Feb 2015, 14:48 »

Overheard at the diner:
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