I can record drums pretty easily. I just have to go to the bar where I work, set their drums up, and mic em. figuring out how to get you the stems, though... that's a tougher prospect.
WHATEVER HAPPENS, IF THERE ISN'T A METRONOME AND AT LEAST A 4-COUNT PRE-ROLL, I WILL UNSCREW YOUR HEADS AND SHIT DOWN ALL YOUR NECKS